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The Goat Doctor

Graeme Garden's true, absurd, frankly hard to believe tale of the quack doctor who convinced patients he could revive their sex lives with goats' testicles.

Doctor John Romulus Brinkley (1885-1941) was a poor boy from the Appalachian Mountains who became a quack doctor and one of the richest men in America. His practice took off after he apparently successfully grafted the testicles of a goat onto a farmer to revive his flagging vigour.

Brinkley's fame spread, and to advertise his services he set up a Radio station. At its height XER, broadcasting from Mexico to reach the Canadian Border, was the most powerful and popular station in the world. His personal broadcasts, in which he advocated his cures in reply to correspondents, were interspersed with music, preachers, astrology, and other items.

Brinkley became a multi-millionaire, with private yachts and planes. He was nearly elected Governor of Kansas, and was talked of as a possible right wing Presidential candidate. Among those who broadcast on his station was Fritz Kuhn, the American Nazi leader.

Constantly harried by the American Medical Association and the US Government, who tried to prosecute him on the grounds of his dubious qualifications and medical and broadcasting practices, Brinkley ended up in a 'Quack War' with fellow charlatan Dr James Middlebrook.

Finally, sued for back taxes, discredited by the AMA and suffering from the tightening of broadcasting legislation, Brinkley was declared bankrupt and indicted by the Post Office for fraudulent use of their services. He died aged 56 before standing trial, having neglected to avail himself of his own goat gland therapy.

Writer Graeme Garden OBE, rose to fame as one of 大象传媒 TV's The Goodies, with Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie. He co-devised the Radio 4 panel show The Unbelievable Truth and is a regular panellist on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. Graeme studied medicine at Cambridge University, but never practiced.

Cast
Dr John Romulus Brinkley - Ray Porter
Narrator - Kerry Shale
Minnie Brinkley - Laurence Bouvard

with:
Tom Alexander
Jennifer Armour
Karen Bartke
Graeme Garden
James Morley
Michael Roberts
William Roberts
Martin T Sherman

Director: Dirk Maggs
Producer: David Morley
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Sat 14 Sep 2024 15:00

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  • Sat 14 Sep 2024 15:00

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