大象传媒

Smokey, the cat is thought to have the loudest purr in the world - 92-decibels!! - making a racket which feels ten times louder than a regular purr.
So when have you been shown up by an animal?
What have your pets done to embarrass you?

Also, a Glasgow charity providing comedy lessons to people with long-term mental health problems has won a major cash grant.

So we have your jokes to cheer up Scotchland...

Plus Our Situation Soundtrack
- to celebrate the Simon Pegg/ Nick Frost film 'Paul' being No.1 at the box office we want your songs for Little Grey/Green Men.

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary craft - The Carpenters
Planet Earth - Duran Duran
Starman/Space Oddity/Loving The Alien/Life On Mars - Bowie