They are Ewan and Joe - they've named themselves after the prevalent sausage of their home nation.
Link and Lorne get in the mood for Wimbledon (AKA Wimbers).
Scottish fitbaw is STILL the best baw. From Link & Lorne.
Time for a trip to Millport...
Welcome to Gla-La-Land!
HAPPY HOGGERS!!
MERRY CRIMBAW!!!!!
All the reasons why England just can't compete...