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Worried about being GDPR compliant? Worry not as 6 Music Breakfast's resident poet Murray Lachlan Young joined this morning with a special poem about the incoming GDPR Law.

OK, yes, I spied on you
For training purposes it鈥檚 true
Alright I have been spamming you
But just because you asked me to

OK, OK with pre ticked boxes
Yes, I breached your privacy
Flogged your data, god knows where
And then refused to set you free

But I鈥檓 not like I used to be
I鈥檝e grown so much Oh can鈥檛 you see?
No longer feckless and nieve
The better, stronger, safer me

And yes I鈥檝e left it stupid late
And yes I know I鈥檝e been away
Just not devious any more
But I鈥檝e contacted you to say

Please don鈥檛 go, Is this the end?
Maybe somehow we stay just friends?
Sad face emoji I鈥檓 begging you please
Action required I鈥檓 down on my knees

Maybe we could just hook up later
And I could well you know?
legitimately process your data

SK: Is round robin email?
No, who do you think I am? OK, yes it is a round robin
SK: I thought so
You see, look I鈥檓 being totally honest

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