大象传媒

We asked Ian McMillan to compose a poem for Beale Park's World Cup psychic otters - and he did!

THE BEALE PARK OTTERS
For the Beale Park otters
I've gotter lotter time;
Their powers of prediction
Are quite sublime;
They're much hotter otters
Than most other otters
Wotter crop of otters
Get the score right every time;
So bring on Colombia
And get the otters ready
Just before the game
Hold the food bowls steady
Then see Colombia's chances totter
Thanks to the power of the Beale Park otters
See how far the otters got us
They'll get us to the final
With their otter know-how.
Then we'll all say
As the cup's handed over
They think it's all otter:
It is now!