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There are new terms and phrases being added to the Oxford English Dictionary every year. Here are some phrases used regularly on the bus that won't be in there...

Fooff - A part of the female anatomy

Executive Thinking Time - Rhys Sleeping Time

Solids - Bodily function not allowed on the bus

Miles' Departure Time - Everyone Elses Getting Up Time

Panties - Undergarment and Scott's least favourite word

Meat - Laura's favourite food

Shrinkage - As in "Steve was ill advised to wear his shorts to the restaurant becuase it was cold and there was evidence of shrinkage"

Cillet Bang (There are other cleaning products available) - One of many cleaning products Laura is obsessed with

Got a chocolate sweat on - Chocolate induced sweat attack accompanied by fits of giggles and severe hyperactivity

TV - Interweb video

Radio - Outdated form of entertainment without pictures dating back 2 centuries

Sword Fencing - Ye old jousting event to win the affections of a fair maiden

Lord - Bachelor of this parish

Eartha - As in Eartha Kitt (See solids)

Agent Orange - Nottingham based band playing 80's music in a non-retro stylee...

Panning for Gold - Spending a long time time looking for Mr/Mrs Right

Too Much Rice - Chill out

Got a chilli sweat on - Chilli induced sweat attack brought on as a result of making snide comments about the chef

Touching Cloth - Cameraman Pete 3 miles before the services

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