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The Diary of Chaba P
by Clint Driftwood
3 June 2004
 When the Hungarian student Chaba Proganyi used to work at Brookfield, readers of the Fantasy Archers topic of The Archers message board used to enjoy the mangled English of his supposed diaries. Clint Driftwood has spotted a welcome opportunity for Chaba to return to Ambridge.
Sunday 30
I am in Ambridge to start my jobbings as strawberry plucker and I am having the meetings of many nude people. I am liking meetings them, one is Adam; he is being very kind to me. Adam is showing me where I am to be living, he is calling it a mobily home, it is very nice.
I am also meeting Adams friend, he is being called Ian and he is being nice to me also. Ian is making me be thinking of home as he has with him the smell of the baking like my mother. Adam is telling me that Ian is being very fine cock at Grey Mabel's to which Ian is having the red face.
Adam is asking of me if I am liking crochet, I am saying that I do as my mother is liking it also. He is asking of me if I would be liking to go to crochet ground to, as he is saying, "toss a couple of balls up at him in the nuts", this is being a most strange thing to be asking I am thinking.
I also am seeing the Nelly man who has with him the smell of pig. He must be having the knowings of my comings to my jobbings in Ambridge as I hear him say to Adam when he see me, "Is that little plucker here again?" I still do not have the likings of the Nelly man.
Monday 31
Today I am being having the getting ups most early to go plucking. Adam is being in very bad moodies and has a useless eye. He is telling me that Sid Berk the man who is married to the mother of Fallon with the big up fronty bits is doing this to him for being gay. I am telling Adam that most timings I am being gay and very much happiness. It is not being right that Mr Berk is hitting Adam for being happy and I am telling Adam this. I am having the thinkings that Adam must be singing in the pub as when I was having the gay feelings and I was singing my mother would hit me also.
When it is being lunchings timings I am going for walkings and seeing that the Nelly man who has with him the smell of pig is having big erection in a field by a caravan house. It is most big and made with wood and other mans are helping him with it. In the afternoon I am doing more pluckings and am being most tired by the ending of it. I go to mobily home and am falling off log into the sleepings.
Chaba's diary continues on The Archers message board
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