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Freda's Story
by Misty Pond

passport and cashFreda sat down at the kitchen table and shook off her gardening gloves and boots. She was out of breath ~ he'd been heavier than she'd thought.
She stood up and plugged in the kettle, then settled down with a cup of her favourite lapsang suchong. Well, after many months of planning she'd finally done it ~ forked Bert into the silage. He wouldn't have suffered, she mused, sipping her tea, after the number of diazepam she'd dissolved into his cocoa.

Freda made more tea, deciding upon Earl Grey this time, and opened a pack of chocolate biscuits. She'd carefully made a list of things to do, which she now took from her apron pocket. She ticked-off the first item, leaned back in her chair and indulged in a few minutes of nostalgia.

She was 20 years younger than Bert and had married him when she was 16. This had been to please her parents. She'd "somehow or other" had a baby girl whilst studying for her O-levels, and her parents had insisted that she must marry the first suitable man she met, for reasons of propriety. Freda giggled when she thought of this. She'd named her baby Lorna, because she'd been studying "Lorna Doone" for O-level English Lit. Freda's parents had brought Lorna up as their own, and she was now happily married and living in New Zealand, with 3 children and another on the way. Freda smiled as she recalled how she'd managed to keep all this a secret from Bert, but at the same time keeping in close touch with Lorna.

She looked again at her list of things to do, rang a taxi and went into Felpersham, returning some hours later with a new hair-style, a sleek ash-blonde bob, and dressed in a pin-striped trouser-suit. She carried numerous carrier bags bearing the names of well-known department stores. Freda paid the taxi driver and smiled in satisfaction as she thought of all her years slaving away in the Bull kitchens and goodness knows where else, and how she'd managed to save every penny. Bert had been a kind and generous man. For a brief moment Freda paused, wondering whether she'd done the right thing, then shook the thought away with a toss of her ash-blonde head.

Once inside, Freda took out the "to do" list and laid it on the kitchen table, carefully ticking off the items one by one. She took her suitcases from under the bed and packed them swiftly with her new purchases. She checked her handbag for the new passport, currency and other documents she might need ~ yes, all present and correct. Freda had made sure that her passport gave her correct name ~ Frederica ~ her mother was Danish. She sighed as she remembered that it had been Bert who named her Freda, saying that Frederica was "a bit highfalutin" for the likes of him.

There remained just one item left of the list. Freda rang David Archer and told him to go ahead and put Woodbine Cottage up for sale immediately, as she and Bert had made "other arrangements". As an afterthought Freda also tendered Bert's resignation from his job at Brookfield, on his behalf.

After putting down the telephone, Frederica picked up her luggage, and without a backward glance went out to the waiting taxi, the tickets for Auckland clutched tightly in her hand.

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