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The Ambridge Green Preservation Society
by scotty
 You may know "The Village Green Preservation Society" by The Kinks, or the interpretation by Kate Rusby which became the theme tune for Jam and Jerusalem. Here's our own version, from The Fantasy Archers topic of .
We are the Ambridge Green Preservation Society.
God save a pint of Shire's, Joe's Cider - not sobriety.
We are the organic milk distribution consortium.
God save Tony's leeks, and all the mud that's attached to 'em.
Preserving the marmalade from being congealed -
Protecting the village bells from being o'er pealed.
What more can we do?
We are the phone box's transfiguration sorority.
God save Gilbert Scott and the silent majority.
We are St Stephen's congregation liturgical,
Her God bless Usha, and all things ecumenical.
We are the Ambridge Hall bed and breakfast conglomerate.
God save the llamas and all those folk that they aggravate.
We are the Home Farm business empire fraternity.
But God save Phoebe, Nolly, Sipho and Ruairi.
We are the Brookfield Farm criticism co-operative.
God save the dairy herd, the children, and cooking's alternative.
Preserving TOM'S SAUSAGES from being misused,
Protecting the listeners from being confused -
What more can we do?
We are the Borchester and Underwoods shopping symposium.
God save Jaxx Caff, and the Food Hall from all opprobrium.
We love the village pub and everything on the face of it!
God save the snug and shower, and all those who have loved under it.
We are the Ambridge Green Preservation Society.
God save the Archers' clan, the Grundys, Aldridges and Freda Fry.
God save Ambridge Green!
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