The Professor Chaba Unwin Lecture by Clint Driftwood
Clint Driftwood extends his relish for mangled English (previously seen in the secret of Brookfield's erstwhile student Chaba) to the very personal style of "Professor" . This lecture on the subject of relationships was contributed to the Fantasy Archers topic of .
The late Stanley Unwin
Hello and thankly muchlode,
Now this is a sadness: Edward Grundy was in deep folly so one early mordy he left his familars and went a falolopping hoffa with heavy hearty to foreignloady partis.
It was while he was there that he mergered a young lade from the Americ's and they became how they say in the modie parli, a couplet. Now this is deep joy for him and no mordie than he deservy I eardrode you banter, and at the timely it was.
Edwards eyes were all misty with the lovey forry and he worshipply the girth she fololloped on, for she had the blondy trells and the shapely bodelode. His worldly changeley over nightis from darkley disparalode to joyiousley shiver tremblies. Everything seemly spangley shiney and he felt that he fololloped on the airy vaplors, deep joy! Oh yes.
They falopped together to the major city's on the contiloade of Euro and saw many fameily splendi creebs. Then they falolloped home to Ambridge for her to merger his familars. His familars thinky she was nicely homie and his father thinky that she was verily lovelode and a really humplode binny crumpleybit, oh yes! Deep joy.
But sadness is that Edward soon findly that she is a goodly timely bintalode and she is not having the shivery tremblies or the airy vaplous for him, deep folly. In fact she is fololloping hoffa to the Americ's and doesn't want him to folollop with her, folly.