Lady
Peggy's
Lover
by
D
H (Mandy)
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The
sun
was
shining
brightly
as
Lady
Peggy
approached
the
dark
wood.
She
never
came
here;
she
was
kept
too
busy
caring
for
her
wheelchair
bound
husband,
Sir
Jack,
and
besides
there
was
something
about
the
lush,
verdant
greenness
of
the
fields
and
woods
that
frightened
her;
that
threatened
her
dried
up,
shrunken
soul.
But
today
Sir
Jack
slept
and
the
sun
called
her
out.
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Tentatively
she stepped
into the
unknown
wood.
It was
dark and
damp in
there
and something
about
the soaring,
massive
girth
of the
tall trees
made her
feel nervous,
like a
scared
child.
The fetid,
humid,
dank smell
of the
place
made her
wrinkle
her delicate
nostrils
and the
strange
sounds
made her
flinch.
She
had gone
deeper
than she
intended
when suddenly
she gave
a scream.
A figure
had appeared
as if
from nowhere.
It was
a man,
a dark,
swarthy
gipsy
of a man
dressed
in rough,
earthy
tweeds
and carrying
a shotgun.
He came
up close
to her
- closer
than any
man had
for a
long,
long time.
He stared
at her
and then
spoke.
"Tha
mun be
Lady Peggy,
I'm thinking."
"Yes,
yes I
am"
she said,
trembling
uncontrollably
under
his rough
male stare.
"A
strange
place
for thee
to be
straying
milady"
he rasped.
"Ah
thowt
thee was
more one
for the
drawing
room and
the dried
up old
biddies
that go
there
- Jill
Archer,
Shula
(he spat)
Hebden-Lloyd"
How Peggy
wished
she was
dispensing
Lemon
Drizzle
cake in
her drawing
room at
that very
minute.
"You
shouldn't
speak
to me
like that
or talk
about
my friends
like that"
she said,
almost
fainting
at the
musky
odour
that emanated
from him.
"'Appen"
he replied.
"We've
not met,
I'm Turner,
the gamekeeper."
"Yes"
she said.
Sir Jack
had mentioned
Turner
and hinted
at his
rough
ways.
There
were rumours
that he
had been
intimate
with village
women
although
Sir Jack
liked
to protect
her delicacy
from such
vile talk.
"Appen
tha's
coom to
see t'oot?"
He said.
"T'oot?"
she said,
bewildered.
"Aye,
t'oot
wheer
ah live"
he said,
fiercely.
And
taking
her by
the arm,
he led
her, almost
fainting,
to a rough
wooden
building
that lay
in the
deepest
part of
the wood.
In a rough
cage in
front
of the
hut were
a number
of pheasants
and their
chicks.
"Doest
like them?"
he asked,
angrily.
Taking
up a small
chick
he thrust
it at
her. "I
reared
them"
he said.
"Aye,
I reared
the whole
lot of
them and
that's
not good
enough
for your
gentlemen
friends,
for they
tell me
I must
take more
and rear
them.
But it'll
nivver
do, I
tell thee,
it'll
nivver
do."
Lady
Peggy
clutched
the small
feathery
creature
to her
bosom.
Her soul
soared
in the
life affirming
aliveness
of that
tiny beast,
its little
claws
scrabbled
in her
hands.
She looked
up at
the tall
man looming
over her,
his coal
black
eyes devouring
her and
the chick,
and she
began
to feel
things
that she
had not
felt since
VE Day.
Her breath
quickened,
she felt
the blood
coursing
through
her veins,
her heart
thudded
against
her Damart
vest.
A tiny
moan escaped
her lips
which
were suddenly
dry.
He
reached
out and
touched
her arm
and an
electric
thrill
coursed
through
her body.
"Appen
thee'll
coom into
t'oot
wi' me
for a
bit o'
John Thomas?"
he enquired.
All at
once she
knew.
She knew
that if
she went
into the
hut she
would
not be
the same
person
when she
came out.
She knew
that things
happened
in that
hut, things
that could
never
be mentioned.
She looked
at him
again,
from under
her lashes.
She was
afraid
but she
wanted
to go
there,
to find
what was
under
those
tweeds,
to savour
the musk
and maleness
of him.
Slowly,
she nodded.
"Aye
he said,
a grim,
grizzled
smile
slowly
settling
on his
face.
"And
now we
shall
find out
if 'twere
worth
ten pennorth
of shot
up Sir
Jack's
arse."
***
Lady
Peggy
emerged
from the
hut in
the woods.
Her hair,
normally
ratchetted
into a
rigid
perm by
Wayne
at Maison
Berylle
of Borchester,
was in
disarray,
with stray
wild flowers
clinging
to the
remaining
curls.
Her lipstick
was smeared
across
her face.
The buttons
on her
blouse
were undone
and her
tights
were laddered.
As she
emerged
a shaft
of sunlight
piercing
the gloom
seemed
to accuse
her and
she shrank
back.
The expression
of shock
which
had rendered
her face
blank
was replaced
with one
of fear
and yet
somehow
of liberation.
As she
set off
along
the track,
a voice
sounded
behind
her.
"Milady."
She
turned
and there
he was
in the
doorway,
Turner
the gamekeeper,
strong
and lusty
with his
lazy,
insolent
smile.
He was
bare-chested,
his braces
dangling
down,
obscenely.
His full,
red lips
curved
into a
smile
that was
almost
a sneer.
"'Appen
tha's
forgot
summat."
he said.
Dangling
from his
finger
was a
whisp
of white.
Lady Peggy
recognised
it and
blushed
to the
roots
of her
hair to
see him
holding
her vest
in such
a roguish
manner.
As she
turned
to take
it from
him she
spoke,
although
willing
herself
not to.
"Shall
I come
again,
tomorrow?"
He
looked
at her
for a
few moments.
Then he
reached
into the
pocket
of his
tweeds
and withdrew
a worn
black
pocket
book.
"Now"
he murmured,
"lets
see, tomorrow,
Thursday.....
Pat Archer,
Susan
Carter,
Freda
Fry......
nay milady
I fear
there's
no time
for you."
The
shock
of it
froze
her to
the marrow.
"You
mean"
she whispered....
"all
those
women...
all those...."
"Aye"
he replied,
savagely,
"all
those
respectable
butter-wouldn't-melt
women.
Surprise
you does
it? Well
I'll tell
thee summat
about
Ambridge
women."
She didn't
want to
hear.
She felt
humiliated
and demeaned.
She wanted
to cover
her ears
but she
watched
him as
a rabbit
watches
a snake.
"Aye"
he continued,
"These
Ambridge
women,
all nice
and respectable
on the
surface,
what they
do is,
you see,
they take
a man,
an ordinary
man and
they grab
him here..."
and he
clenched
his hand
suddenly
and ferociously
making
her jump
as she
recogised
the gesture.
"And
then they
squeeze
tighter
and tighter
and then....."
there
was a
crash
as he
slammed
his hand
on the
door jamb.Lady
Peggy
cried
out in
fear.
"They
cut them
off."
She
whimpered.
He laughed,
an unearthly,
mirthless
laugh.
"That's
what they
do. You
only have
to look
at these
poor Ambridge
men; they
all started
normal
and they've
been tamed,
domesticated,
turned
into little
mice.
And then
the women
come looking
for someone
to provide
the excitement
they're
missing
and the
find their
way here
to the
hut and
who am
I to deny
them?"
He
smiled
again,
a triumphant
cock on
a dungheap.
"But
then,
milady,
oh then....
"
he thrust
his face
close
to hers
- "then
they want
to tame
me and
get me
by the
manhood
and make
me a mouse
but I
tell thee,
these
Ambridge
women,
they'll
nivver
get me,
however
hard they
try."
And with
a final
snarl
he thrust
the vest
at her
and turned
back into
the hut.
Lady
Peggy,
her face
hot and
red with
shame
and humiliation
turned
away and
plunged
into the
wood.
How dare
he, she
thought.
How dare
he treat
her like
any common,
lusting
woman
and her
the lady
of the
manor?
She would
have her
revenge,
see if
she didn't.
A word
with Sir
Jack or
Squire
Aldridge
and they
would
do her
bidding,
no doubt
about
it.
A
bonfire
smouldered
on the
edge of
the clearing.
Without
a second
thought
she thrust
her vest
into the
embers
and strode
on.
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