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Rebecca
Archer
Betty Back-Hall treated the readers of the
Fantasy Archers topic on The Archers to this well-observed Daphne du Maurier parody:
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Last
night I dreamt I went to Brookfield again. It seemed to me that
I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I
could not enter. I called in my dream to the resident of the bungalow,
and had no answer, and peering closer through the rusted spokes
of the gate I saw that the bungalow was uninhabited.
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Then
like all dreamers I was possessed of supernatural powers and passed like
a spirit through the barrier before me. The farm track wound away in front
of me as it had always done, but a change had come upon it. Nature had
come into her own again, and little by little had encroached upon the
drive. The fields, once so neat with crops in the serried ranks decreed
by the tractors, were now a tangled jungle, with the weeds choking the
rows unrestricted by the touch of sprays and herbicides. The track was
a ribbon now, choked with weeds and moss. On and on it wound. I had not
thought the way so long. Surely the miles had multiplied, and this path
led not to the house at all. I came upon it suddenly, and stood, my heart
thumping in my breast, the strange prick of tears behind my eyes.
There
was Brookfield, our Brookfield, secretive and silent as it always had
been, its timber framing black in the moonlight of my dream. The yard
sloped to the milking shed, and turning I could see the dark shadow of
the bulk tank casting its malevolent shadow against the barn wall. I turned
again to the house, and though it stood untouched, as if we ourselves
had left yesterday, I saw the garden had obeyed the jungle law, even as
the fields had done. Nettles were everywhere, the vanguard of the army.
They choked the roses and blocked the gate which showed the way to the
pigsty in the orchard. I left the yard and went into the garden, for the
nettles were no barrier to me, a dreamer.
Moonlight
can play odd tricks upon the fancy. As I stood there hushed and still,
I could swear that the house was not an empty shell but lived and breathed
as it had lived before. Light came from the windows, and there in the
kitchen the Aga would stand half open as we had left it. The room would
bear witness to our presence. The little heap of rented videos marked
ready to return, and the discarded copies of Farming Today. The children聮s
toys scattered across the furniture and floor. Unwashed plates untouched
in the sink, traces of the microwaved dinner still upon them. The microwave
itself still caked with the splashes from countless ready meals.
A
cloud, hitherto unseen, came upon the moon. The illusion went with it,
and the lights in the window were extinguished. I looked upon a desolate
shell, soulless at last, unhaunted, with no whisper of the past about
its staring walls.
***
He
wanted to show me Brookfield. . . And suddenly I realised that it all
would happen, I would be his wife, we would walk in the garden together,
and stroll up to Lakey Hill.
We
came to Brookfield in early May, arriving with the first swallows and
the bluebells. The farm track twisted and turned until the length of it
began to get on my nerves. Suddenly I saw a gap in the hedge ahead where
the track broadened into the farmyard. There it was, the Brookfield I
had expected. A working farm, grubby and cluttered, more messy than I
had ever dreamed, the ground churned up where the cows came down for milking.
As we stopped before the door I saw that there were two people in the
kitchen, and I heard David swear under his breath. "You聮ll have
to face it now," he said; "Mrs Fry has gathered the Hands together
to welcome us." I hid my surprise; surely a farm as large as this
one should employ more than two people?
The
weather was cold and wet as it can be in Borsetshire in early summer.
We worked the farm in the rain and brought the mud into the kitchen with
us at the end of the day. Much of the house remained unexplored as I fell
exhausted into bed each night. I did not see much of Mrs Fry. She kept
herself very much to herself, coming in every morning to sweep and clean,
as I supposed she must have done for years.
***
David
had to go up to Birmingham at the end of June to some farming exhibition
he had become involved with. While he was away I took advantage of a quiet
evening to discover those parts of the house I had not yet looked at.
Up on the top floor, where the eaves gave the ceiling a tent-shape, I
came to a small room with a tiny dormer window which gave a wonderful
view across the fields to Lakey Hill. In spite of myself I gasped at the
beauty of the setting sun dipping behind the ridge of the hill, casting
a golden glow across the ripening crops. Suddenly a noise behind me made
me jump, and I spun around to see Mrs Fry standing in the doorway.
"Oh,
Mrs Fry! I thought you聮d gone!"
"I was just off, Madam. I聮ve done the dishes and put everything
out for your breakfast. I know you don聮t have time to get yourself
anything to eat before you go out, what with the early milking to do."
"Thank you, Mrs Fry. That聮s very thoughtful of you."
She hesitated in the doorway, running her hand along the edge of a little
bookcase that stood just inside the room.
"I always come up here before I leave for the night," she said.
"This was her room. Beautiful isn聮t it? A real lady聮s room.
No handling the cows for her."
Mrs
Fry walked slowly into the room towards me. Taking my arm in a vice-like
grip she spoke.
"Now
you are here let me show you everything," she said. "This was
her desk. Such a dainty ladylike desk. Here she would sit and decide which
recipes she was going to use the next day. Look, there are all the cookery
books in the bookcase here. Oh, she was such a cook. Cakes, scones, pies;
roasts and stews; soups and casseroles. There was nothing she couldn聮t
turn her hand to. Her souffl茅s were lighter than air. They just
melted in the mouth. It was a pleasure to help her in the kitchen. It
wasn聮t a chore to clean and wash up for her.
"And
here is her easel. She would spend whole days up here painting sometimes.
She loved the view from that window. Look, she was painting the snow on
the fields when she died. It聮s here on the easel as she left it.
And her brushes and pallet still here just as she left them. I聮ve
left everything here just as she had it. There聮s only me that comes
here now." The grip on my arm tightened as she turned back towards
the window and looked out across the farm.
"It
was terrible the night she died. It had been snowing all day, and the
wind was getting up. I could see that there was going to be a gale. I
begged her not to go out. 聭You聮ll catch your death of cold聮
I told her, but she just laughed. 聭Don聮t be silly, Fryer,聮
she laughed; that was her pet name for me, 聭Fryer.聮 聭I聮ve
been out in the snow hundreds of times. I聮m just going to walk across
to the foot of Lakey Hill. I聮ve been sitting up here painting all
day, and I need to feel the wind in my hair. I聮ll be back in time
for supper. Now don聮t you forget to put hat steak and mushroom pie
in the top oven for me.聮 And off she went.
"They
searched for her, of course. There were more Hands here in those days,
and they all turned out, walking the fields with sticks, beating the snowdrifts
and calling out her name. But they never found her. It was only when the
thaw came that the body was found, under a snowdrift. She was frozen solid
and pinned beneath a fallen branch, poor thing. She was totally unrecognisable.
The branch had hit her across the face, and the frost had done the rest.
Mr Archer identified her from her Barbour, and her Hunter Wellingtons.
She never went out in anything else if the weather was bad.
"Can
you feel her? She聮s here in the room with us, isn聮t she?"
I swallowed. I dug my nails into my hands.
"I don聮t know" I said. My voice sounded high-pitched and
unnatural. I shook myself free of her grasp and stumbled out into the
corridor, not looking where I was going.
Part
Two
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