大象传媒

Right I think that I've got this picture posting thing sorted, but it may be rubbish, I dunno, I haven't looked yet. The new camera has loads of Fairies in it, to make the pictures better, no it's not fairies, word association- fairies- Pixies, yes that's it, my camera has loads o' pixies in it. It is a fool proof camera ( I'm reserving judgement on that though, but I'm not a judge, I'm just me, and possibly always will be me, you never know though??) I may have to re-size the pictures, so I'll give it a bash ( not physically, but the other way, whatever that way is??) I'll put the picture in, then give a brief comment to let you know what you're viewing, some of the pictures may need no explanation, but others will. Here goes, hold it, I called my pictures virginity, as this is the 1st time that I've done everything from start to finnish all be myself ( it's gonna be rubbish, I just know it is, oh why did I start this?) Right let's get started-. Well I'll have to go and get them re-sized, so you can do whatyou want until I come back..

That's me in the mirror, just trying it out like, I've still to do all the rest so, maybe after lunch, I'll be back, but I'll save this, so that I don't lose it ( again) ..
Right back again, next picture-

That's Getoffthe on Little Herself's bed.

You have now entered a place that only a few people have entered before you, that is my Bike To Knowhere, a lot of pain, torture and thinking goes on there. Let's move on, keep to the designated areas please.

This is also a place of pain and thinking, I'd like to point out that there are no floaters here, No Touching please, and don't drink the water, unless you're a dog.

I spend a lot of my time in this room, so reading a newspaper does pass away the time, move on....

This is the seat that I sit on when in the shower, not all the time, I like to stand and shower when I can, but there are times when it's not possible. I'd like to point out the fact that there are NO skid marks on the shower seat. Moving on.

If you'd like to wash your hands, there is soap, and if you turn the nozzle on the tap, water comes out, it will get hot, so be careful. Next.

Now you can dry your hands, but leave things as you find them, unless things were in a mess ( which is a very rare occurrence in this house) then tidy them up.

As you can see Dental Health is being looked after in this house. It's too late for me alas, my teeth are all gonna fall out, I've lost 5 in the past 2 years. Let's move on.

That's the shampoo and stuff, just a little note for you, if you pick up a bottle, and you can only see the letters tioner, that's not the shampoo, I've been there.
Well that's it for today's tour, maybe we'll go downstairs tomorrow, but I'll see if I can leave you with something

That's it, Little Herself in the flesh, I tried one of me but the guitar kept slipping down too much and wasn't covering everything that it should be covering. I think I'll take a trip to Brazil???? Cheery........