BLOOD AND GUTS AND GORE
In Tudor times life ain鈥檛 so nice
With traitors losing their heads in a trice
The executions are public shows
They entertain us with blood that flows!
Blood and guts and gore, you say?
Oh, we will see the stuff every day!
Blood and guts and gore are fine
So long as I鈥檓 safe and none of it鈥檚 mine.
So Shakespeare鈥檚 plays tell things as they were
With battles and plots and gruesome murder!
We pay a few pence to see blow for blow
Which means we鈥檙e expecting some blood to flow!
Blood and guts and gore, you say?
Oh, we will see the stuff every day!
Blood and guts and gore are fine
So long as I鈥檓 safe and none of it鈥檚 mine.
Macbeth and Hamlet and Richard Three
Knife-wielders each, I鈥檓 sure you鈥檒l agree!
So off to the theatre we happily go
To see how they鈥檙e causing that blood to flow!
Blood and guts and gore, you say?
Oh, we will see the stuff every day!
Blood and guts and gore are fine
So long as I鈥檓 safe and none of it鈥檚 mine.
Blood and guts and gore, you say?
Oh, we will see the stuff every day!
Blood and guts and gore are fine
So long as I鈥檓 safe and none of it鈥檚 mine.
So long as I鈥檓 safe and none of it鈥檚 mine!