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Mum:
Oh my god, the look on her face! Mind, she did actually deserve it鈥
Baby:
Oi, anyone want to talk to me?
Mum:
Come on darling, eat your dinner. Good boy. Erm, the new season鈥
Baby:
Oh god, no. Not another series of Celebrity Kiss Chase or whatever it鈥檚 called. I鈥檓 bored, ma. Entertain us!
Mum:
Would you ever go on it?
Baby:
Hello? Oh, it鈥檚 not working. That鈥檚 it, I鈥檝e had enough. There鈥檚 only one way to get attention round here.
Friend~:
翱丑鈥
Mum:
Look what you鈥檝e done.
Friend:
I鈥檒l go and get you a cloth, alright?
Mum:
Hey! Are you feeling left out?
Baby:
Oh, now she gets it! You鈥檝e noticed I鈥檓 here, have you? You do remember my name, I hope.
Mum:
Who鈥檚 a good little soldier!
Baby:
That鈥檚 more like it, this is great! Now even your friend鈥檚 clocked us.
See, I鈥檓 adorable.
Friend:
He reminds me of Nick鈥
Mum:
What, in the jacuzzi, no way鈥
Baby:
Well, there you go, you see. A little bit more attention in the future and I won鈥檛 have to bang my plate and throw my food on the floor.
Mum's got a friend over, so it's time for a catch-up chat - but it means the baby is feeling a bit left out!
However, he has ways of winning back their attention.
