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Mum:
They鈥檙e here.
Baby:
Hold up, where are you off, eh?
Oh, who鈥檚 this then? He鈥檚 like me, but bigger. Oh, have a seat, why don鈥檛 you? Make yourself comfortable.
Mum:
鈥楻ow your boat, gently down the stream鈥︹
Baby:
Hold up, that鈥檚 my song. He鈥檚 singing my song with my mum.
Mum:
鈥樷 merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.鈥
Baby:
What鈥檚 going on here? This is outrageous, absolutely ruddy outrageous. Well, I may as well just start thinking about packing my bag, eh?
Hold tight. Is that鈥 for me? Okay. I can see what you鈥檙e doing here, you鈥檙e not gonna be able to bribe me with food but鈥 But oh! Oh, this is really good!
These are, these are really tasty. Oh, so cheesy. Wow! These are amazing. You guys just keep on chatting, I don鈥檛 really care. This kid鈥檚 feeding me this and er, oh鈥 these are really good! Oh!
Mum's friend:
Yeah, high-five to us. High-five to us!
Baby:
Hey!
Wow! That鈥檚 pretty cool. I wonder if this kid can learn me how to do that.
Mum's friend:
Say bye bye to Woody. Bye bye!
Baby:
This kid is awesome.
Bye.
No! Don鈥檛 go! You鈥檙e doing high-fives and feeding me these incredible snacks. You鈥檙e amazing.
Mum has organised a play date. The baby's unsure at first, but he soon makes a new friend!
There's all sorts he can learn from older friends and siblings, as he finds out.
