The Gemma Factor: Jeff's Fashion Fix Part 2
He had so much advice for you that he's back for more. But before we get to that, I thought you might like to meet his dear mum Betty. She's not exactly the model parent.
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And now over to Jeff....
Jeff's Fashion Fix Part 2: Who's Got It and Who Just Hasn't.
Hello again readers!
I'm back with more tips for looking sensational in spring/summer 2010.
So in makeup news, bold statements are big this season. Eyes are popping out, hair is big and textured, and lips are receding. Rather like nude and dark red, coral is one of the few nail varnish colours that suits every skin colour. It looks great with a golden tan and goes with most outfits.
Which leads me to another thing. Tanning. Please do not start this summer looking pale. Pasty, milk-bottle white is so not a good look. Do everyone a favour and fake it. We all look better with a healthy summer glow and if you can't head off to the launch parties in Ibiza or the champagne parties in Marbella this summer, then at least look like you have. I'm sorry but there is just no excuse on this one.
And now without further ado here is my list of Who's Got It and Who Just Hasn't...
WHO'S GOT IT...
Lady Gaga
Cheryl Cole
Pixie Lott
Florence from Florence and the Machine
Fearne Cotton
WHO JUST HASN'T...
Leona Lewis
Calvin Harris (His outfit at the Brits this year looked like he was popping out for a pint of milk!)
Katie Perry (Because she is going out with Russell Brand and that is just disgusting.)
If you have any questions or need any fashion hints or tips to look fabulous, do get in touch. I am such a giving person I would like to heal all your fashion disasters. If I have the time.
And remember - if in doubt, ask yourself what would Gaga do?
Jeff Bowyer xxx
Stylist, Fashionista, Professional Celebrity Entourage in training, Bad Ass Bitch.
(Written by Ross Adams who plays Jeff)
Comment number 1.
At 12th Apr 2010, Jane-Ann Scott wrote:Thanks Jeff..will keep those tips on stand-by for my hol in june ;)
Lotsa love
GemFactorFans (Twitter Page!!) xxx
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Comment number 2.
At 3rd Feb 2011, phkk wrote:Jeff , You are a great comedian guy with fashion Keep it up Jeff
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