Quotal Recall
What the web says the stars are saying today...
50 Cent: "I had an opportunity to perform for the soldiers in Iraq...As soon as I got there, a guy said, 'Listen, I'm not gonna bulls*** you, you can die today.' "At first I thought, 'Why did I even come here?'"
What? There's somewhere more scary than those mean streets you're always banging on about? Fancy!
Noel Gallagher: "When we first started we said we were the greatest band in the world. We should have said we were the best band in the charts. 'Cos to me, the world is the charts."
Know EXACTLY how you feel, fella...
Paolo Nutini: "I don't mind being criticised, but hearing yourself described as the next James Blunt - that hurts."
Not as much as a slap from the real James Blunt would. He was in the army, y'know...
Katie 'Jordan' Price: "I will be glamorous until the day I die. I'll look like Frankenstein. I'll have all my skin tightened so there will be a patchwork of scars all over me."
You heard it here first, folks...JORDAN'S GONNA DIE TODAY!
