Quote-ographic Memory
What the web says the stars are saying today...
Sarah Aloud on posing naked: ""I would never do any thing seedy like that. I am not a glamour model. I'm not a prude and don't mind stripping to a bikini but I wouldn't sit there legs akimbo full frontal. Not even for a million quid."
You do know that's just going to start a bidding war now, don't you?
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Bono, on giving a pair of sunglasses to Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, for pledging billions in African aid: "Some countries make promises and they don't keep them. Japan, we trust to fulfil their promise. There is a lot we can learn from Japan in applying to the rest of the developing world."
See that last sentence there? Sounds like it makes sense...doesn't. Weird, huh?
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Luke Kooks: "[Success is] in two worlds. You have your life which is how you wanna do it. Then you have a band that everybody knows."
"I try not to let one affect the other, you know what I mean. We have only been famous for a very short time, not that anyone would recognise us."
So, what, are you famous or not famous? Make your mind up, man!
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Brandon Killers on their new Christmas single 'A Great Big Sled: ""There's tubular bells, sleigh bells and strings. It's got all of it, and lyrics about snowmen and robots and Santa Claus!"
Snowmen and robots? Terrible combination, fella. Water plus electricity, see...it's dangerous. Call the whole thing off!
