Isn't This Ironic? Don't You Think?
Lots of people are running this story, and I think some of them are deliberately failing to spot the MASSIVE SARCASM in Britney's voice...
Britney Spears: "I really am pregnant. I saw these magazines, and they said I was pregnant, and, like, it's so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because, like, you're smart and I'm stupid."
So, in case you're a tabloid journo...I DON'T THINK THIS MEANS SHE REALLY IS PREGNANT, OK?
More news below...
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Meanwhile, advice for Britney arrives from a Red Hot source...
Anthony Kiedis: "Rehab is full of a lot of quacks that want to instantly diagnose you as this or that, or with something you might not actually have...Then you show up and suddenly they decided you're manic depressive. If you wanna get well, you'll find a way."
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Things reach crisis point for Justin Timberlake, when he realises that being the sole owner of 'sexy' can get awful boring.
Justin: "Golf gives you something to look forward to the next day."
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Things that will never, ever happen, part 345
Slash from out of Velvet Revolver (and previouly Guns 'n' Roses: "I was saying it would be a good idea to get, just for a couple of shows, to get the original Stone Temple Pilots and the original Guns 'n' Roses just to do a couple of shows for the fun of it."
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Proof that Americans are just as fond of watching people bicker as we are. Katie Price and Peter Andre are moving to LA.
Katie: "England's our home and it always will be. But if we're working out in LA, we’re going to need a home – we’re planning on buying a house out there. We'll look at schools for the boys that they can go to on a temporary basis."
Fiver says one of them (the one with the most make-up on) gets arrested for air rage...
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Robbie's troubles continue. First Take That, then rehab, now an argument with the neighbours over parking. CAN IT GET ANY WORSE???
A Robbie onlooker: "At first, Robbie stood there smirking when Pesci bounded over waving a club. But he quickly realised the seriousness of the situation and ordered his pals to move their cars."
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Today's pop star, tomorrow's haggis ingredient...
James Morrison: "They have some big women in Scotland and when they set their sights on a target, they go for it. I was that target."
And that is what the stars are saying today. Abandon sense, all ye who enter here...
Comments
I think I might get that Justin quote tattooed on me somewhere, it's so priceless. :D
I think Britney is acting very weird. This is something a 12 year old might do not a woman of 25 with two children. Does she even remember she has kids? Twice now she's talked in this valley talk to the paparazzi dissing people and just being weird. I really believe Britney has mental illness but won't get the right help and just fires people if they suggest she needs help.