A Peek Behind The Curtain...
This conversation took place on the morning of the 19th of October 2007, between two ´óÏó´«Ã½ employees, on Instant Messenger. Aren't you glad your license fee goes to such a worthwhile cause?
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've thought of a new game
Fraser McAlpine says:
You know that song 'All These Things That I've Done' by the Killers, that goes "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"
Steve Perkins says:
Yurs?
Fraser McAlpine says:
The game is to think of other sentences which also work in that format
Fraser McAlpine says:
I had - I've got boils but I'm not a boiler.
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got tracks, but I'm not a tractor
Steve Perkins says:
I've got sails, but I'm not a sailor?
Fraser McAlpine says:
That's it.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got docks, but I'm not a doctor.
Fraser McAlpine says:
haha!
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got Ben, but I'm not...
Steve Perkins says:
Snerk.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got suits, but I'm not a suitor.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got real, but I'm not a realtor.
Steve Perkins says:
(You have to say that in a ghetto voice for it to work properly.)
Fraser McAlpine says:
yeah, that's totally the rap versh
Steve Perkins says:
I've got boxes, but I'm not a boxer.
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got rap but I'm not a raptor
Steve Perkins says:
Oooh, nice.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got bills, but I'm not a builder.
Fraser McAlpine says:
yay!
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got strays but I'm not Australia.
Steve Perkins says:
AHAHAHA.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got lays, but I'm not a laser.
Steve Perkins says:
I can't think of any more.
Steve Perkins says:
I think 'I've got tracks, but I'm not a tractor' was the best one.
Fraser McAlpine says:
I also think this, but the Australia one made me laugh most
Steve Perkins says:
I've got voyeurs, but I'm not a voyager.
Fraser McAlpine says:
It's getting mighty thin now
Steve Perkins says:
Kinda, yeah.
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got flaws but I'm not a...florist? I'm running out.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got mutts, but I'm not a Mutya.
Fraser McAlpine says:
haha!
Steve Perkins says:
I've got a leash, but I'm not Alesha.
Fraser McAlpine says:
Steve FTW!
Steve Perkins says:
*bows*
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got bans, but I'm not a banker
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've gon wan, but I'm not...
Steve Perkins says:
Oh dear.
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've gone strange but I'm not a stranger
Fraser McAlpine says:
I'm basically filling in the middle ground here, after the peaks of your last two.
Fraser McAlpine says:
It's another feature tho
Steve Perkins says:
Excellent. I love how arsing around is such fertile ground for features.
Fraser McAlpine says:
You've seen ChartBlog before, yes?
Steve Perkins says:
I'm vaguely aware of it.
Fraser McAlpine says:
Good, good.
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That is all.
PS: Thought of another one afterwards - I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster
PPS: And another one - I've got toes but I'm not a toaster
Comments
Absolutely mad!!!
awesomeness.. must be lovely to turn around to all the people you knew when you were younger and go HAH! I got a job but I NEVER grew up :P
I've got it right but I'm not a writer.
I've got wine but I'm not a whiner.
fun-nicity!
i've got moles, but i'm not a molester.
This is hilarious...I especially love the "I've got wan..." one. Made me laugh out loud. If I think of any good ones, I'll let you know.
I've got hips, but I'm not a hipster. It's the truth.
I've got a badge but I'm not a badger used to be a favourite around here. :D
Oh goodness, thanks alot lol! My mate Jake is now playing this ALL the time...and I wouldn't mind if his were funny, but they are just damn right stupid!
This made me laugh though
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Hee hee!
Aww, Hazel, I was going to do the badger one!
Anyway, you've got me started now...
I've got crates but I'm not a crater
I've got fish but I'm not a fissure
I've got mange but I'm not a manger
I've got (cashew?) nuts but I'm not a nutter
I've got keys but I'm not Ikea
I've got decks but I'm not a...deckchair
I've got roads but I'm not a roe deer!