Classified Ads - 26/11/07
------------------- FOR SALE ------------------- Magic shoes. Will do all your dancing for you. Can also run. Contact J. Penate, if you can stop me. | ------------------- BRACE YOURSELVES! ------------------- Leona is back! Shayne is back! You know what time it is, right? Lots of love Chico xxoxoxxoxxxooxx |
------------------- OH MY GOOD LORD ------------------- Number ELEVEN? Is that the best you can do? And what was that video all about? Thank God for eyepatches, is all I can say... Pudsey | ------------------- MUSCULAR MAN, GSOH ------------------- Would like to meet Craig David fan for temporary companionship. Must have own thong (sexy), miniskirt and stilettos. Must love Craig David. Craig Da...er...Usher |
------------------- DO YOU LIKE CHEESE? ------------------- Me too! I love it! Cheddar, Edam, Boursin Dairylea...the lot! I love it so much, people say I'm (cream) crackers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Alicia Cheese | ------------------- HOW TO PULL BIRDS ------------------- It's easy! My foolproof system works wonders. Summink about babies, summink about destiny, and they'll do you, pronto! Ring 0800 200 SEXX Ask for Big Shayne |
------------------- COMING SOON! ------------------- We let you pick the price for our last album. Next time, we'll let you pick who sings! Don't tell Thom tho! Radiohead | ------------------- EXCITING NEW SERVICE! ------------------- Does your rabble need rousing? Is nobody doing it for your kids? Do your people need a band of? Call Tom Thenemy. Reasonable rates. |
------------------- NEW, FOR XMAS! ------------------- Play 'Call The Shops', the home-delivery retail telephone game. Fun for all the family! (Tesco Spice range not included) From GA Games | ------------------- WANTED: ASSASSINS ------------------- Someone needs to do to Westlife what they did to my song. Over and over again. Until they are dead. Is my meaning clear? Michael 'Corleone' Buble |
------------------- PUBLIC NOTICE ------------------- OK! OK! I give in! I'm still alive! Now STOP RELEASING ALL MY SONGS! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Elvis Presley (yes really!) | ------------------- LOST: GOOD LUCK ------------------- Has anyone seen it? I'm sure I had it a short while ago. Britney Yeah, me too! Mine was rolled up in my shoe, and now it doesn't fit. Amy |
------------------- TV LISTINGS ------------------- 'In The Grime Garden' Join Dizzee-Rizzee, Bizzle-Pizzle, Wiley-Miley & Rascally-Boo in their magical kingdom. This week: WileyMiley and Rascally-Boo have a fight. NOT for children. | ------------------- PERSONALS: TO DELILAH ------------------- Would it kill you to reply? C'mon, I wrote you a damn SONG, and you can't even send a POSTCARD? That's just rude. Pained White Ts |
------------------- SITUATIONS VACANT: ------------------- Musical animals needed to help flog back-catalogue. RU a trumpeting giraffe? Chimp guitarist? Ox pianist? Drummer found already. Contact P. Collins with full CV | ------------------- PUBLIC APOLOGY ------------------- OK, we can take a hint. More clothes in the next video, happy now? The Spice Mums (And Melanie C) |
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Post of the year :D
I'll have the magic shoes Jack! LOL!!!
This is really good. Giggled all the way through it. I especially like the Plain White T's one...you know that's what they really want to say after all this time with no reply! Well done!
I love that Shayne Ward and Leona Louis have voth a top 10 realsed song it they are amazingly talented and both absoutly gorgious
love there fan
Natz
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