How To Destroy...Scouting For Girls
NOTE: HA! I DARE Scouting For Girls's street team or fanbase to get uppity with me about this one. I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, I TRIPLE DARE YOU, I QUADRUP...
...hmm, possibly over-reacting to people over-reacting to a silly cartoon. Where's that cocoa gone?
Hmmm....I love cocoa...Ahh! That's better.
Now, clearly this is not a way to actually destroy the group Scouting For Girls. Not unless the members of the band are locked inside this Scout hut and they can't get out because no girls will open the door in case Craig David gets over-exciteable, and they end up starving to death and stinking the place out. That's the only circumstance I can think of in which the band could be threatened by events such as the ones depicted in this cartoon.
If you do have to destroy the band Scouting For Girls, like if they were threatening to dig up Elvis's corpse, make it into a puppet and get it to perform on-stage with them, only in their haste, basic health and safety checks had been ignored and the King Of Rock 'n' Roll's re-animated body was becoming dangerous, but the band refused to listen and in fact were thinking of digging up John Lennon, Buddy Holly and Otis Redding too...and then something weird happened which turned Elvis into a zombie or something and everyone was really scared all of a sudden...if all of THAT came to pass...
...maybe just shoot them? As a last resort thing only, obv...
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you are a genius. simple as.
i love you
Scouting for girls are crap full stop. Sorry but it is true.