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How To Destroy...The Wombats

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Fraser McAlpine | 16:54 UK time, Wednesday, 16 January 2008

How to Destroy The Wombats

NOTE: Please don't hit people over the head with baseball bats. It's not nice, they won't thank you for it, and what's to stop them going to hospital, regaining consciousness, having their skull and brain mended, undergoing months of intensive physiotherapy (while you have to endure a lengthy legal process, possibly resulting in a custodial sentence) and counselling for post-traumatic stress disorder, then resuming their place in society, going to a sports shop, buying a baseball bat, waiting outside whatever correctional facility you've ended up in, and then whacking YOU on the head? Nothing, that's what.

Having said that, if the Wombats have created a situation which demands their immediate destruction, and there is no other way around it...this is the tool you will need.

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  1. At 05:16 PM on 17 Jan 2008, Wombat wrote:

    Veerrrrrrrrrry Poor joke.

    You cant hit the wombats with a bat =[

    YOUR JELAOUSSSSSS cos they played a gig with Ringo Starr pmsl

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