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Comment number 1.
At 12th Sep 2008, Kim-ley wrote:You're probably going to laugh at me, but I was thinking about the McFly singles too...are they having a brain freeze moment and that's all they could think about?
Old Men on the Wane....there should actually be a group like that, just a bunch of old guys (even older than NKOTB even) singing. With some good ballads and good strong stools, they'd be on their way!
And it does seem like all the boyband kids just recently ran out of money, all at the same time. Coincendence? Hmmmm....
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