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How To Destroy...James Morrison

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Fraser McAlpine | 17:58 UK time, Wednesday, 24 September 2008

How To Destroy James Morrison

NOTE: While this instructional cartoon may prove that James Morrison is not camel-proof, it's worth noting that he might not be alone in this. So before you set a stampede going to crush the bull-throated singer-songwriter in your life, do pay particular attention to what you are going to do with your camels once they've done your evil bidding.

I mean, does anyone know how to calm down a camel? Especially a camel who has been fooled into thinking it's about get a drink?

That's right, give it a drink. Simple common sense, that is.

Oh, and make sure you have a really good reason to destroy James Morrison before you do it. Just finding his music to be not your taste won't cut it in a court of law. You would have to be convinced that he was attempting to raise a land army to invade the Isle Of Man or something. A land army of zombies. With nuclear shoes. Something like that.

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