Timbaland ft. Katy Perry - 'If We Ever Meet Again'
A prediction: A year or two from now, when we're all bickering about Foosh Ban Tambulance and their amazing/annoying debut album, someone will say something to remind everyone about this song. It will have been a big hit by then, people will have heard it in a huge variety of different situations and it'll have become intertwined with their memories of 2010 like bubblegum on an mohair jumper.
However, rather than causing a spontaneous round of delighted joyclaps, remembering this song will cause nothing more than a sudden lack of eye contact and maybe an embarrassed cough, as if everyone is re-experiencing a recent trauma.
Well, that or the delighted joyclaps after all. What am I, psychic?
(. Why does it have a plot? Is the plot as entertaining as Tim and Katy pulling faces at each other? It is not.)
The reason I say this is that this is not a song which will be well served by becoming a hit record. It sounds like a hit record. It's hookier than Peter Hook's fishing tackle box. It's dancier than Funky Friday in an ant's nest. It's got that instant sing-along, everybody join in thing in spades...no shovels...no, WHEELBARROWS.
The chorus is instantly memorable and repeated many, many times, so it'll become absolutely hard-wired into everyone's brainial cortex very quickly. Tim's autotune warble and Katy's hooting moo suit each other rather well, and it looks and sounds as if everyone involved had a brilliant time making it. None of these things are the problem.
The problem is, it is going to drive everyone bonkers. After repeated exposure, that chorus outstays its welcome in the mind. Imagine coming across the song in a shop, fresh from hearing it in another shop, and starting the day with it on the radio, and ending the day with it on the TV...tempers are going to fray. Pencils are going to snap, crockery will smash, people on the bus will get into arguments, arguments will develop into feuds, feuds into open warfare.
It's basically the end of civilisation as we know it. But hey, at least we'll go out singing.
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CD Released: February 15th
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(Fraser McAlpine)
PS: The extra little bit at the end? The DVD extra? No.
Comment number 1.
At 30th Jan 2010, harrythedog10 wrote:I feel like I should like this song but I can't for some really simple flaws.
1. The whole thing seems half hearted as if they wanted to make a party record but didn't really feel like having a party, unlike 'I Gotta Feeling' (the song which Timbaland has said inspired this record) which sounded like a party was going on in the studio.
2. Katy's voice isn't strong enough for some parts of the song, at 3:24 when all the music drops away and it's just her voice it doesn't sound powerful enough therefore the hook falls flat.
3. The video is seriously bad! I mean get it together Timbaland, 'Morning After Dark' but at least it was funny in it's sheer rubbishness (pretty sure that's not a word). This video's just shocking.
Apart from those small faults this is one hell of a tune!
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Comment number 2.
At 31st Jan 2010, mangsy wrote:Good points harry, especially what you said about the lack of party in it. Basically it´s just another timbaland production, i e joyless, overproduced, robotic, and what else? Oh yeah, joyless...
The autotune drives me mad and every emotion feels fake. Suddenly Lady Gaga seems tear-jerkingly sincere. In comparison.
I do think Timbaland has (almost single-handedly) changed and destroyed the pop landscape in the past few years. We wouldn´t have Jason Derulo, Iyaz, mooing Akon or any of that stuff in the charts if it hadn´t been for him. And to think that he used to be so exciting and clever in the days with Missy Elliott! Mr Timbaland... autotune, really?
And the saddest thing is that there is quite a good tune underneath the mess. And that it will be a hit.
So no joyclaps from me. Obviously.
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Comment number 3.
At 31st Jan 2010, mangsy wrote:By the way, where´s all the Liams and Curtains and Spirits and the rest of you these days? Have you all gone on holiday? I´ve checked this great blog for ages (hey, Fraser, big fan of yours!) but only now decided to join in the rantings.
So, where are you all?
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Comment number 4.
At 31st Jan 2010, thranjax wrote:I have been on the Gorillaz thread if you haven't noticed, as has Liam, fighting a House Rule.
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Comment number 5.
At 31st Jan 2010, Daniel wrote:I kinda like this song. I'd have given it 4 stars.
I much prefer Morning After Dark though. SoShy is well good. I wanna hear more from her.
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Comment number 6.
At 31st Jan 2010, angeljuliao wrote:I absolutley love this track, It's a future hit for sure! Iam sure everyone will fall in love with it like I have. I googled the guy who wrote the song, Jim Beanz, he's written sooooo many songs that I love!!
xxx
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Comment number 7.
At 31st Jan 2010, RandomEnigma wrote:Mangsy, I like you. You seem like an intelligent person. Yeah, I get what you're saying about Timbaland. He's changed man, he used to be cool.
All the same I quite enjoyed Shock Value II simply cos its in the now and has some great tunes that we'll all hate in 2 years time.
Lose Control (featuring JoJo) and Long Way Down (featuring Daughtry) for next singles.
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Comment number 8.
At 1st Feb 2010, BloggingLiam wrote:mangsy Im still here. Not posted for a couple of days. There was a point last week where I commenting every 5 minutes lol. Spirits on another mystery break for a bit. I think the sheep were objecting to him being online so much. Harry seems to have gone a tad quiet too, maybe he's Spirit's alter ego?
There's not been any massive releases this week I've felt inclined to post on. I didn't even know Calvin Harris had churned out another average track.
Im still making my mind up about this track.
I think my main issue with it, is that it's rubbish.
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Comment number 9.
At 1st Feb 2010, mangsy wrote:No no no you shouldn´t need massive releases to put pen to paper or whatever!
Glad to see you´re there Random, Thranjax and Liam. Silly of me to not check past blogs, but I feel it´s a bit stressful to keep track of where everyone is. I keep going back to Rybak still, just to make sure.
Just to clear up one thing about Timbaland, I´m all for chart pop, it´s not just about Fleet Foxes and Grizzly Bear for me. I´m a big old pop fan! But Timbaland really annoys me most of the time. Rubbish. You said it Liam.
Don´t blame the sheep by the way, I´m sure it´s not their fault. And if that´s some kind of code you´d better watch it...
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Comment number 10.
At 13th Mar 2010, free beats wrote:same old typical music we keep hearing lately, timbaland has gone severely down hill in my opinion, hes decided to just do what everyone else is doing by making commercial music, he should go back to his original style of music and create unique hip-hop beats insted of this club stuff.
As for the track its ok, like he said the chorus is repeated loads like i expected, i hope when JT's new album drops he doesnt go off track too much as i can imagine he will get timbaland to produce again.
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Comment number 11.
At 15th Sep 2010, James Barton wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 12.
At 16th Sep 2010, groovybaby wrote:A collaboration between Katy Perry and Timbaland fused Perry's suggestiveness to Timbaland's stock beats in the single "If We Ever Meet Again".
Listen to the and more
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