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THE BOY DID WELL, V.V.V.V.V. WELL

Chris Evans | 16:14 UK time, Friday, 26 October 2007

So last night I spent the evening with two of my favorite...

... men.

Paul blimmin' McCartney - genius and Stephen merchant - genius. I sat next to the latter whilst watching the former.

McCartney was awesome, no really really awesome. What a show, what a treat, what a great pleasure and he came for a drink afterwards ! Seriously he was the absolute bollocks. I told him a story about how he was the first person I ever noticed becoming forty. I heard it on the radio and I thought, "I can't believe one of The Beatles is forty !" And there I was last night, myself at the age of forty one now, watching him at the age of 64. It still doesn't sound right that does it ?

He said he knew exactly what I meant and he remembered when he heard Marylin Monroe was forty feeling the same way.

Merchant was on absolute tip top form. He is so funny, proper funny, he's easily the funniest person I've ever met, effortless, he lives in a 100 % comedy world, everything he sees is funny. Most comedians are dull as ditch water but not Mr. Merchant, oh no, we met his girlfriend as well, an absolute cracker.

So the wife got a kiss off Macca and I got to cry for forty five minutes whilst listening to the greatest living musician sing the songs that formed my outlook on life. Add to this to the fact I woke up at half past eleven this morning in a hotel I can't even remeber checking into and I suppose you could say we had quite a good night.

Lots of love everyone.

CLP 2007.

X.

Comments

  1. At 04:41 PM on 26 Oct 2007, nick birch wrote:

    Chris:I don't think marylyn ever was forty.She was born the same year as the Queen in1926 and died aged 36 in 1962.Still sadly missed though.Kindest regards Nick.

  2. At 04:51 PM on 26 Oct 2007, wilsmar wrote:

    Greetings.............. good job you got the right seat(s) imagine listening to Mr M playing Mr M'C's songs. Would probably have been hilarious though so you could still have cried (with laughter) for forty-five minutes but you would possibly had aching sides too!
    Wilsmar
    PS TG Mrs E was with you...... no memory of booking into a Hotel! Deja Vous/Petit Pois/Belle du Jour???

  3. At 04:57 PM on 26 Oct 2007, Nev wrote:

    you name dropper you!

  4. At 05:14 PM on 26 Oct 2007, wrote:

    You can't beat the occasional night when you wake up the next day thinking "How the hell did I get here". Some of the best nights of my life must have involved taxi journeys home that I have literally no memory of...

    Have a great weekend everyone!

    DPJ

  5. At 05:37 PM on 26 Oct 2007, wrote:


    Here comes the bad egg one and all

    I have never been a fan of Paul Mc Cartney but I'm sure he is a very very nice man.
    I find his music bland. The latest "Everybody goin to dance tonight" sounds like a cross between Postman Pat and the Bonzo Dog doo da band to me. Band on the Run was awful too.Infact what has he written that was any good after the Beatles split?

    The Beatles together with John Lennon, George Harrison, Ringo now thats altogether different.

    Pheonix Cheers to you and everyone else

    Good evening.

  6. At 06:11 PM on 26 Oct 2007, wrote:

    Nick,

    you know what?

    That bit about Marilyn being 40 was exactly was I noticed in all of that.

    So was Mr McCartney mistaken, or taking the. *&^.


    And Prof Plum. Oh yes, I so agree with you. O M G It's awful.

    DWNB

  7. At 06:41 PM on 26 Oct 2007, M wrote:

    Seems it's the season of gigs. have two booked, Jools Holland at the corn exchange cambridge and Meatloaf Wembley. Soooooo looking forward to both, but guess what? We've been duped and boy are the karma police going to be busy! "Company" we purchased tickets from for Jools only went bust found out yesterday hacked off is not the word. Bad people. No redress. Nothing. Zilch, no Jools. Bummer.
    Anyway Chris, enjoy the weekend, enjoying the show.
    Stay safe
    M xx

  8. At 06:49 PM on 26 Oct 2007, Carl Adlam wrote:

    Well Mr Macca is getting on a bit, just a little licence for effect. That single may not be great although the album as a whole is generally excellent.
    Glad you had a stormer CLP.

  9. At 07:00 PM on 26 Oct 2007, lazykev wrote:

    great music and greater comedy life dosnt get any better what a life to live

  10. At 09:49 PM on 26 Oct 2007, clarkie wrote:

    Perhaps he meant marilyn manson.

  11. At 12:16 PM on 27 Oct 2007, john white wrote:

    You had a gentleman on your show, either 25/10/07 or 26/10/07, talking about equipment that can be added to central heating that excludes all the air from the water to save energy. As I was driving at the time I was not able to take note of the web site. Could you please give me the web site address. Thank you.

  12. At 12:16 PM on 27 Oct 2007, Jim wrote:

    My girlfriend told me about an interview Crhis did on Friday 26th Ocotber about a device to take air out oif water to improve the efficiency of central heating systems. Where can I find out more? I'm very interested in offering the best there is to reduce energy in homes as part of my carbon reduction consultancy.

  13. At 01:48 PM on 27 Oct 2007, wrote:

    Christophe

    Methinks the vino affected your powers of recall regarding Marylyn - must have been a good night though - was it the one with Stu McC interviewing him - will try and catch up on view again on t'interclacker. Had a similar hotel experience in London a month or two ago - couldn't remember the name of the hotel I was booked into! Miles of walking and 4 taxi rides later I was there!

    Mange tout and bon chance. xx

  14. At 01:57 PM on 27 Oct 2007, Jim wrote:

    My girlfirend told me about an interview you did last night, so if this question is pants, I can blame her. What's the contact for the bloke with the device to take oxygen out of the water to imnprove the efficiency of central heating systems? I givve advice on energy efficiency and always interested in the best technology.

    Ta

  15. At 05:55 PM on 27 Oct 2007, Chris D wrote:

    I can totally recomend Mavrodapne, the sweet Greek red wine mentioned on Monday nights show. I first bout it years ago following a recomendation from Jilly Goulden on that cookery show she did with Oz Clark and some other guy. At less than £4.00 and 15% proof, it's a great drink. Get it at Asda, Morrisons, Sainsbury's. Fab with Christmas pudding or on its own! Try some.

  16. At 07:18 AM on 28 Oct 2007, Gingembre wrote:

    Morning team

    Prof - I'm with you, sorry folks but just not my cup o' tea...nor The Beatles either!!!

    However it must be soooo cool to meet your hero, we all have them, and to then sit, drink and chat with them must be awesome...nice one Christophe.

    Big meeting with the surgeon tomorrow as to what is the problem. I hope I get an answer? It's hard to question such an expert in their field of expertise but when he says it's not this, that, or the other I find it almost rude to then say "well that's great telling me what it isn't - but what IS it???"

    Oh well, nights tonight so I'll be nice and grumpy tomorrow anyway....

    ...the tension (still) mounts!

    KWx

  17. At 07:32 AM on 28 Oct 2007, Gingembre wrote:

    Morning team

    Prof - I'm with you, sorry folks but just not my cup o' tea...nor The Beatles either!!!

    However it must be soooo cool to meet your hero, we all have them, and to then sit, drink and chat with them must be awesome...nice one Christophe.

    Big meeting with the surgeon tomorrow as to what is the problem. I hope I get an answer? It's hard to question such an expert in their field of expertise but when he says it's not this, that, or the other I find it almost rude to then say "well that's great telling me what it isn't - but what IS it???"

    Oh well, nights tonight so I'll be nice and grumpy tomorrow anyway....

    ...the tension (still) mounts!

    KWx

  18. At 10:06 AM on 28 Oct 2007, wrote:

    An extra hour in bed one and all

    But I'm still exhausted. It was the central heating installers you see. They arrived yesterday at 0830 and left after 21.30. They had a few problems and kept asking me to look at pipe work couplings and what I thought about it? Well I don't actually know I said, it's all chinese to me. We sprung a major leak when they tested it, water running down the down to the rooms below. In short the house looks more of a wreck than ever but it is warm!

    If I could meet my hero it would be that handy Andy guy from DIY SOS. I wonder if he can sing too? Probably be better than some of the X factor contestants I'll be bound.

    Toodle oo

  19. At 03:33 PM on 28 Oct 2007, martin james wrote:

    Sunday afternoon by the sea. Wind howling, rain spitting, rustic autumn leaves falling, breathless golden pathways trodden. The sea a misty grey in it’s timeless turmoil.

    I’m down by the sea in Kent with my parents now, and feeling good. Sorry I haven’t blogged for a while, these song lyrics sum it up, "...If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don’t quite know
    How to say How I feel..."

    But I have been listening and lurking. I think Chris`s idea for making the most of the films on TV is a good one - it`s a couples thing, picking and recording the best of. Films are a great source of entertainment when you have mediocre TV. Build up a collection of films. I was hoping, in vain, a cosy black and white film would be on TV this afternoon, perhaps an Ealing comedy.

    I have started drinking again folks, I’m ashamed to say, it happened not long after my last blog, when I got back to my flat which is fast becoming more like a part of the set of East Enders every day. I think the police may rent one of the flats in the block to save on fuel. I hardly ever swear, there is no need to. I think you should save some words for when they are really apt. Words can be powerful, respect them. But to my neighbour’s shouting and fighting in the hall way and using the f and other choice words is all they know. Oh by the way the Citroen is off to the knackers yard soon, the housing association have told me it has to go.

    I’ve been reading Billy Piper’s auto biography and found out where digging a pond came from, CLP dug his own pond which he was rightly very proud of.

    I’m going to stay down in Kent for a few days and remember the World.

    When all is said and done, no matter how few you have, friends are the best.

    Take care everyone.


    m xxx

  20. At 06:40 PM on 28 Oct 2007, BINGO STAR wrote:

    Yo CLP & ALL Blog Operatives,

    Bingo Star ere.

    I'll try to blog again, previous ones don't seem to get through.

    I've set me clocks one hour later.... I mean earlier... no sorry a day earlier. 'old on no later.... errr..... 'old on i'll just try & work it on me fingers.

    Debbie & Jono Saunders - I liked the jokes the other night. The George Micheals one and Debbie I don't know if you 'eard the Jono S one too.
    I thought it was very funny. I'll write it 'ear in case anyone missed it -
    What would be Amy Winehouses favourite underground station.....

    Higher Barnet!!!!!!

    Liz - (#39 on previous blog) - I've owned two cats and been in your situation.
    A new cat/kitten will always be viewed as a threat to the territoryl, aka the house, of your present cat.
    Normally if you just leave them to become accept each other they will over a course of anything from a few days to a month.
    Eventually they will become good friends.
    I think it's a good idea too get two cats as they do keep each other company.
    I've done it myself as my parents ave too.
    Hope this helps Liz. Chow!

    CLP - Glad you enjoyed seeing a top scouser in operatative operation, aka Maca.
    I like the Beatlers music. The secret of their sucess is they keep it relatively simple but slightly complicated too, but in a simple way - know what am sayin'!!!!!!!

    PS CLP - WHAT a coincidence. I'm on the panel & a member of The Dull comedians Society.
    At every months meeting we can never agree on one very important issue.
    Whether or not ter relax our rules and allow comedians without grey 'air to become members.....
    It's a grey area!!!!!!

    Chow!

  21. At 08:41 PM on 28 Oct 2007, BigBump wrote:

    Evening all, Ive been having pc probs again, but seems to be sorted now.
    I LOVE Steve Merchant, the mans a genius, but Macca??????? Sorry Christy, but he leaves me cold!
    Still no sign of whats in the bump trying to get out, was due yesterday, so the ole nerves are a bit shaky, Christy, any chance you can play a few rockin tunes on he prog tomorrow so I can jump round the kithchen in an effort to get things moving?? A town called Malice or Enter Sandman might do.............

  22. At 09:10 PM on 28 Oct 2007, Debbie wrote:

    Oh bloomin' eck. Looks like either still got blog problems still or got BP'd. I did mention watching something on Eye Tee Vee if that was the reason!!!

    What is really annoying is that I sent a message for Martin James but maybe my original post will turn up sometime in the next few days!

    If it doesn't just wanted to say Martin, it is really good to hear from you. You have been thought of lots and I hope that you have not been too hard on yourself lately. It's good to hear that you feel better now and you are enjoying your stay in Kent. I wanted to go to the seaside yesterday, I think our closest one is Southend. The sound of the waves and the seagulls is so relaxing.... please post again soon, sending you lots of love xxx

    Gingembre, hope that your night at work was a good one and that you get some good news tomorrow xx

    Big Bump, Big Luck to you! Try a curry or Rasberry Leaf tea. My little boy was two weeks late so I hope that you don't have to wait that long! xx

    If original post turns up and I'm repeating myself, sorry!

    Debbie xx

  23. At 11:25 PM on 28 Oct 2007, Gingembre wrote:

    martin

    great to hear from you, take it easy down in Kent.
    Don't be ashamed mate, these things obviously take time. We're here to lend a hand/ear when needed. Use us as and when necessary.

    Kirk x

  24. At 08:18 AM on 29 Oct 2007, hazel love wrote:

    I had the priviledge of seeing Mr McCartney live at the Royal Albert Hall when he put on a tribute to Linda...what a difference between her and HM...don't bear thinking about really does it...

    Anyhoo, good Monday to one and all!

    Plum, had a thought for you during Antics Roadshow last eve...a chap had a bust of Sarah Siddons (worth about 6 gazillion quid in the valuation) that he'd retrieved from a shed, whilst working as a gardener, at a home for Retired Artistes! Shame you didn't find it first hon, else you could afford any plasterer your heart desired now eh! In a blimmin shed.

    I ask you
    love
    hazel
    x

    ps Liz, have faith in Bingo. My experience has been that they either will get on...or they won't...the good news is that if they don't, then they will eventually tolerate each other enough to stop fighting...or hissing...and maybe, just maybe...even eat in the same room...

    Martin, we rescued a bunny from a stoat the other day. He went into a hole too, but he's gonna be ok. Thinking of you.

  25. At 08:55 AM on 29 Oct 2007, RosieRoo wrote:

    Who else is staring through bleary eyes at their computer?

    Who else has the hangover cure-all can of Coke next to their mouse?

    Who contemplated pulling a sickie this morning?

    Me, me and me. But I bet I'm not the only one...

  26. At 09:12 AM on 29 Oct 2007, em26 wrote:

    oh nick birch i dont think that was the point at all!

    I love it when you see some one that has been an influence and important and its not a disapointment! Im really pleased to hear steve merchant is so funny in person! His face just makes me smile and he could say anything and I would laugh!

    Hope everyone had a good weekend!

    em26x

  27. At 10:59 AM on 29 Oct 2007, Tinsel wrote:

    Morning all - is naughty Mr Blog working today???

    (((Martin James))) - today is a new day.

    Gingembre, good luck with the knee news, looking forward to an update.

    Well my ex turned up yesterday, rang the bell and ran away - when I opened the door there was a black bin bag with my possessions in it. Nice.

    Anyone else take some kind of weird delight in seeing Gabby Logan voted off SC Dancing?? There's good competitive and SCARY competitive and she was deffo the latter!!!

    Txxx

  28. At 01:19 PM on 29 Oct 2007, Phoenix wrote:

    Good afternoon fellow bloggers and lurkers,

    Martin yesterday has gone and today is a new day and tomorrow is a day to look forward to - can't recall where I heard that before but it is extremely good - keep going.

    Liz - I had a 2 yr old male cat and I bought a kitten to keep him company made sure both were male to start with. Brought the kitten into the house to the spare bedroom in a cat basket and let my other cat into the room - then supervised the relationship for a while - luckily my 2 yr old cat is laid back and friendly and took to the kitten - but the kitten knows who is the boss. Try not to make too much of a fuss of the kitten as the other cat will get the hump - you need to make more fuss of him until they are used to each other - suggest supervision then leave in the same room together, then widen to rest of house. The only problem I have found is when the new cat is female and a female will always rule in the house no matter what age.

    Anyways back to work

    Phoenix

  29. At 02:20 PM on 29 Oct 2007, Liz wrote:

    Thank you for the advice regarding the cats, very helpful.
    It's got to be Prince Harry or the Duke of Kent

    Liz x

  30. At 02:32 PM on 29 Oct 2007, Debbie wrote:

    Hello at last! So, so busy here today, I'll have to catch up properly later.

    Liz, we will find out sooner or later. There are no restrictions abroad so it's only a matter of time. They did say that it wasn't a senior royal though....

    Bye for now xx

  31. At 06:37 PM on 29 Oct 2007, jimmy hollywood wrote:

    Dear Chris
    Im 57 years old and no matter how I try I cannot get a ticket for any of Paul McCartneys concerts I am a Liverpool lad born and bread and my only claim to fame is Im the only scouser I know that didnt know the Beatles I think I am a little old to join Pauls fan club do
    me a favour Chris if you take me with you to a macca concert i will get you a game for our team Swanage football club we play in the dorset premier league as I am coach I am so frustrated trying to get to see Macca help me chris as I feel Im going under regards Jimmy

  32. At 06:32 PM on 05 Nov 2007, wrote:

    i love your show very much have have a sae bonfire night chris and you team please give me a emaili will be greatfull

  33. At 10:30 PM on 05 Nov 2007, Les wrote:

    Hi Chris I'm using this as a point of contact, I've invented a new unique TV game show which I think would suit you really well, Noel Edmonds has done quite well with his box game and I think that if your prepared to listen to my idea you will find it to be an extremely good concept obviously I would expect you to sign a
    Non-disclosure agreement.
    I have invented and patented 2 products and have a copy right on another this is just to let you know this is not some ridiculous idea, I'm sure you get many proposals that come to nothing this one will be successful I can also see it being played on the internet.
    I await your response thanks for taking the time to read this. regards Les

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