BEWARE THE MONSTER THAT IS THE FACE BOOK FRAUDSTER.
I have never been anywhere near face book but I'm on it...
...details and everything, whoever is doing this I can assure you it's definitley not me and apparently Jose Murhino is on there but he's really a fat bloke from Wigan, ha ha !
Facebook schmacebook
Oh dear me, lah-dee-dah, where will it all end ?
I've been asked recently to write a restaurant column for a Sunday newspaper a la Michael Winner, why not ? I would love that. He seems to have a great time, I must say I do like his stuff and I love the way they print his most abusive letters, always a good ploy.
Already flown this morning, been to the gymn and had a lovely home grown, home cooked breakkie. Another great day in the book of life has begun. The show will take over from two, then I have a meeting at seven about starting up a car company with a few pals of mine. Cinema after that with my wife and our midweek stay over in london which could mean a bit of mange tout in the morning, wahey !
CLP 2007,
X.
P.S. Didn't they do well this morning on the old C.I.N. TERRY AUCTION THING.
Comments
CLP
You exhaust me, you really truly do! I'm feeling a bit down in the dumps lately and would give anything for just a tad of your energy and va va voom!
Thank you.
I must ask, is mange tout in the morning as delish as an afternoon delight?
Laters, y'all
CtD xxxx
PS: Happy Hump Day
Hi Chris,
i've been busy this morning too, childminding from 7, kids to school, long walk then home to bake buns, flapjacks and shortbread for the kids I childmind after school (and my own kids obviously!). Off to serve the lunches in a min, feeling really positive and excited at the moment, like something great is about to happen - let's hope so!
Sorry to hear you're down in the dumps Cheryl, is it anything in particular or just the winter blues?
Em xx
PS Newespaper column sounds great Chris, may I ask which paper though? It takes me all week to get through the Saturday Telegraph and the Sunday Times so I just couldn't fit another one into my life!
Chris,
I am assuming you got out of bed at 5am today! I was awake then, but not quite planning the morning you have had!
Definitely think you should do the restaurant review thing. Would be a lot of fun and of course there will be some absolutely wonderful meals to be had, and some really dreadful ones!
Mange Tout in the morning - remember it well. Now, I'm lucky if I can co-ordinate myself in the mornings just to have a shower, get dressed and head for the train. Great memories though!
I really don't mean to throw cold water on Terry and the CIN auction, but I can't listen to it. If these people have £20,000 or whatever to spend on a weekend with a celebrity, why don't they just donate the money anyway, without the prize? The rest of us who donate our £20 or so are looking for, and receive in return, nothing! I must be jealous, but there you have it!
C xx
Terry is brill isn t he?
Mange tout as delish in the morn as in the
afternoon, if delish is the person your sharing it
with.... is it not .....
X
Christophe
Jose Mourinho is a fat bloke from Wolverhampton not Wigan (isn't that little Stu?) - eek sorry I love him really.
CtD - mange tout in the morning, afternoon delight - both delish. Lucky Mrs E.
Choux Fleur xx
Good lordy, slightly too much information perhaps?? Especially for us single bods who can only dream of mange tout at any time of day!!!
I can't wait for tomorrow's auction - the Led Zep tickets should get those bidders bidding!!! Tel's brill isn't he?
CtD, hope you feel better soon - and you too Debbie. In fact (((((((())))))))) to everyone feeling a bit blue - this too will pass, as they say (that's what I keep telling myself anyway)!!!
xxx
Harriet,
I don`t need pampering when I can pamper you. In the winter we could drive down in our sports car to Mirabel for skiing. In the summer we could indulge ourselves in Jamaica, you the wild tigress, as we made love on the sands with the waves running over our bodies.
We could live on a farm, with an aga, cooking together, and on Sundays have a great Sunday roast with good company, then a country walk, followed by tea and homemade fruit cake. And don`t forget our dog, a bright Springer Spaniel.
How am I feeling now, think theme tune to 007, You Only Live Twice.
M xxx
Cathmel what about Cath ring wheel?
Actually Mel O'Drama was really quite good.
Personally I don't have one as I am always driving the car and don't participate but just listen.
Chris you're right what an auction this morning - when I shut the engine down Aled Jones and Kaite Melua were on £170k !!!!
Wow and double wow
I located my neice who will be 18 on Sat on Facebook and surprised her with a message - don't know how often she reads it though.
Chris keep up the good work and good luck to Sally on her bike ride - she sure has guts
Phoenix
Good Morning
Arsene Wenger is on there too !! According to Mr Debbie anyway, as a Spurs fan I have no interest in being friends with Mr Wenger anyway !
What a great idea CLP, imagine going around eating at lovely (you hope) restaurants and being paid to do it and tell people what you think.
CtD, sending a hug your way x
Em, how lovely that you feel so good today, send some vibes this way please x
Love
Debbie xx
Terry 's brill isn t he....
Mange tout as delish in the morn as in the
afternoon isnt it?
X
Greetings Ter CLP & ALL Blog Faces,
Bingo Star ere.
CLP - Dat iz the price of being the superstar of tv & radio Chris man!!!!
Yer know the well know saying 'better ter be gossiped about than slandered...... 'old on, 'old on..... sorry i've gone wrong ere..... I mean't ' better ter be gossiped about then not gossiped about' - know what am sayin'!!!!!!
I find the wikipedia website very interesting - yer can look up Wrightie & CLP crudentials there....most interesting.
PS CLP - 'ow's Nobby Nolevel!!!!!!
ALL SCORPIOS - I'll try again with me astro for you - I think I realise why me astro for you got blog ploiced yesterdee - I got carried away & went too deep inter the scorpio personal life - know what am sayin'!!!!!
Ok i'm rubbing me Bingo Star Astro Crystal Ball of The Zodiac.... rub, rub, squeak, squeak, squeak, rub, rub, rub, damn rub.... ok it's glowing & looking deep inter the astro crystal Bingo ball I can see the Ploice..... no Sting.... 'old on, 'old on..... no am getting a sting.... oh yes, it's the sign of the scorpion.... aka Scorpio.
Scorpios are the detectives of the zodiac.
They are the most intuative of all the signs & tend too use this natural instinct too way people up before becoming friends.
Because of this scorpios can appear at first cold on the surface but once people get to know the real scorpio, they find that they are a very compassionate & dynamic sign.
Scorpios are very passionate & are known for being both one of the sexiest & most stylish of all the zodiac signs.
Scorpios are very suited to working in any career that uses that scorpio intuation. They make great detectives, researchers, market analysts, pathologists & anything scientific.
Health problems that tend to be more so linked with scorpios are nose, throat, back and legs.
Leisure persuits that scorpios like are anything mysterious, treasure hunts, murder mystery, the paranormal, sports that demand shred tactics, winning, breeding animals, activity weekends and the home.
Famous Female Scorpios : Jamie Lee Curtis, Woopi Goldberg, Demi Moore, Hillary Clinton (probally the next US president in just a year from now), Linda Evans, Bo Derek, Julia Roberts, Marie Curie (Famously involved in cancer research), Bjork Bonnie Raitt & Goldie Hawn.
Famous Male Scorpios : Pablo Picasso, Calvin Klein, Prince Charles, Bill Gates, Art Garfunkel, Frank Bruno (Know wot a mean..... 'arry!!!!), Bryan Adams, Boris Becker, Leonardo DeCaprio, Neil Young & Danny DeVito.
'ope this 'elps!
Chow!
Sounds a good start to the day Chris.
Good to spend some time with wifey too, have a great stay over in London.
Not a city girl myself, we live in the middle of the North Yorkshire Moors in a small village. Love it! been out for a walk with Wilma our German Shepherd and fed the horses. Been doing some baking, hubby coming home at 1pm for home made beef soup!
Missed Spooks last night....anybody tell me what happened?
Right, off to do paperwork.
Great to "meet" some fellow bloggers from here yesterday, I will pop in again.
Chris
I wrote to you recently, asking if you could obtain an SClub 7 'Reach for the Stars' record for me, as my daughter had done this song in her leavers concert from Infant School in the summer and wanted a copy as part of her memories of Infants. Sadly, I have not been able to get hold of a copy, as the only email I have etc is via work, with no YOUTube facility etc.
Please, please, please could you reply. I have also emailed before - to no avail.
Thanks and hope to hear from you. Pam
x
Tinsel, how lovely of you (((((()))))) x
No dreaming of mange tout for me, especially since Mr Debbie told me I need lose weight. On mange tout strike here!!! he he.
Love
Debbie xx
PS. ChrissieS, I know exactly what you mean. I shall just phone in and donate instead on Friday night x
Christoph
I think the foody column thing is a great idea, although I must confess I tend to skim through Winner's ramblings and head for the letters. Also, I only read AA Gill if he gives a place 0/1 or 5 stars. Middle of the road reviews tend to make boring reads.
Squash (not salsa) tonight, hobbling around like an arthritic hedgehog tomorrow.
Peace & love
MfR
Debbie #14: thank you for making me feel that my comment was not out of order! When I posted it, I thought - am I the only person feeling this way? x
Pam #13: you would be able to get a CD of
S Club 7 from Amazon. But it would be great if you can get it from Chris!
C xx
Whatever one and all
Monsters and all
Well I did send verse two Bingo but it must have got policed.... probably too much like Abba. One has to be careful of copy right.
Cathmel How about Mel Gwyn
MfR
I use exactly the same criteria for reading AA Gill - only 0s and 5s worth my time.
Hi Bloggeroonies!
Did I tell you I'd taken up Salsa? On the 2nd course now with more exciting moves going on. Going to a Cuban night on Friday but was horrified when one of the male dancers at our class told me that if I wanted to get a dance I'd have to do the asking as the men don't ask! What a let down! I only took it up so that I'd get to dance with lots of men... I'm not sure how I feel about having to ask a man to dance. My Dad was a ballroom dance teacher and he was horrified at the idea! What happened to old fashioned chivalry (if that's how you spell it)?
Luv
Lyndyloo
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Is the blog broken?!?
hi chris, a great fan from as far back as your breakfast show with gabby,(mange tout),if i could change my life mate it would be to live like you!,keep up the good work mate as i know from 5 in the evening i'm in for a good grin with your drive time show,where's your pub chris ? as would like to come & have a beer there to check it out
morning
up early today (after working night shift!) as I am off to physio at 9 for latest umming and arring over said knee - have I mentioned my knee problems on here yet????
Funeral yesterday was awful, but lovely, if you know what I mean?
Personally I like facebook, I have managed to catch up with some great people that I have worked with in the past, esp those from France and London who made my life what it is today. I have to say i would never believe any celeb pages were that of them themselves though.
martin - you mentioned Meribel recently.....how I love that place in Savoie, France. It's my favourite place in the world and holds such dear and fantastic memories for me.
john - I think there's a link to CLP's pub from his homepage. I believe it's called the Mulberry. MfR is the person to ask though, I think he's a bit of a regular. MrsW and I are hopefully off there at end of Nov for our first visit.
Have a lovely day peeps
Bonnet de douche
KWx
Ere Christoff you cheeky monkey.
There's nowt wrong with a fat bloke from Wigan.
What about.........
......
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Ok smartarse you win. Still, Ginga bloke from Warrington, take note. There's plenty out there like meself who'd climb over Jose to get to yous. Actually I'd climb over Jose Morosio to get to Johnny Vegas, can't be doin' with a chap who never cracks 'is face.
Now then I'm RAGIN. Here I am, sat sittin' in damp Dublin and sulkin' like a two year-old because can't bid for tickets to the Drivetime BunFight for meself and the Genius, Hole-In-One daughter. Bugger.
Ah well. Maybe it's just as well since you don't really want to witness me limbo dancin' with me knickers on me head after 2 shandys and a Harvey Wallbanger. Also I'd probably make an exhibition of meself with the jelly baby on the drinkin' straw, and end up with smacked legs and frogmarched out by the embarrassed daughter. So I shall stay safely in the ether where I belong.
Mind you, the Pub Quiz. Now there's a thing. I've a brain that's limitless in its capacity for useless shite that nobody in their right mind would ever want to know. If it's useless, I'll know it or be able to do it.
So. If you have any use for the woman who can lick her elbow, cross one eye independently of the other and who knows every serial killer, can name every racecourse in the British Isles and the latin for pansy, I'm yer woman.
Just don't ask me when the Tax Year ends or what me tyre pressure should be. What the hell would I want to know that for.
Right see yous on the Prom for a 99.
Happy biddin' and 'ave a large one for me; ey what about Sir Tel's auction yesterday. How fantastic!!
xx
Clodagh.xx
Ah NO. I'm repeatin' meself now. It's me age.
ChrissieS.
You know what I reckon you may be just an ickle bit jealous. But that's ok.
The point is that people who have 200,000 smackers to spare wouldn't neccessarily donate it to this particular charity. Therefore as I said before, it's a testimony to the power of the affection Sir Tel is held that he's able to pull in this kind of response.
And Martin Ainscough happens to be a shrewd businessman and in my limited experience of knowing him, a lovely bloke. So on a cynical level he's done himself and his business no harm at all by doing this, his family and friends will have one hell of a bun-fight and, most importantly, CIN is better off to the tune of the largest donation in the history of the auction.
So it's not all bad, is it.
Meanwhile, Chrissie, Grrrr I wish it was me too!!!
Kerching.
Clodagh.xx
'ope ALL Are Ok In All Areas,
Bingo Star ere.
I'ts very queit, sorry quiet on the blog ter day.
Maybe all fellow bloggers 'ave got carried away on Sir Tezza's BIG Auction & are beginniong ter realise the shock of bidding too 'igh!!
Just a theory. Or maybe it's 'cos all are loostening n' limbering up for CLP's BIG Auction later.
CLP man, talkin' of which, am totally confused about yer BIG Auction.
Is the bid a single bid for all 40 pairs at the Drivetime Mega Team Pary or is it that there will be 40 seperate bids for 40 seperate pairs?
If it's a one 'itter it's gonna be big money - outta my leauge, now I know 'ow Patrick Swayzee felt (She's outta maaaaa leauge!!!!) or if it is 40 smaller bids then I might be able ter afford ter scrape a bid tergether!!!!
Mind u put me foot inter it know, sorry now!
I bet the thought of me attending yer big party 'as made yer change it ter a Big single bid even if it was 40 smaller ones originalatttterley ter keep me well away, well away - know what am sayin'!!!!!
Seriously though CLP.... we need more info friend!
Prof Plum - 'ow thoughtful more lyrics.... but Abba.
I think there might be an Abba CLP ban - bit like The Darkness & Greenday!
'aving said that love the Mama Mia tune - great opening keyboards & geetarrr!!!!!
Chow!
PS I'll bang me astro Sagittarius profile on the later blog - if CLP & the BP are ok with it!
PPS - I've just bust me bog brush.... yeah broken!
It's all eerily quiet in here.......!
Nev
Bingo
Last year he auctioned the tables individually. I seem to remember it was divided in to so many tables (I assume about 5!!!) per each 15 mins of the programme and the highest bidders in that time slot won them.
Mind you who knows what will happen this year!
Nev
What if the Hokey Cokey IS what it's all about?
SPP
X
It seems my other posts got BP'd yesterday... how very rude!
I just don't get facebook! According to Jonathon Ross he replies to everyone who asks but I've never really worked out what the point of it is.. can anyone explain?
Luv
Lyndyloo
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Thirsty Thursday greetings,
Bingo I heard - on a trailer this morning - I think!!! That there are going to be 10 tables on offer in each half hour of tonights show and you get to put one bid in and the ten highest (in each half hour slot) get one table (& two chairs). I could well have dreamt this but unlikely as my dreams don't get That exciting.
Wrap up warm kids.
Wilsmar.
PS Debbie thanks for the Mini me tale.