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Morning CLP. Hope the scan goes well - where's your bar code??

My ARF choice this week is:-

Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've) - The Buzzcocks

Many thanks, you lovely man!

Cheryl The Diva xxxxxx

Morning CLP - good luck with the scan. Other half came with me for mine and has since told everyone they couldn't find a brain. Nice!!

Beesmum xxx

Don't want Sylvia Focus for ARF!!!
praps that will work!?

Good luck CLP Im sure its nothing xxx

My ARF this week Fields of gold (the Eva Cassidy version) as the field next to me is all golden :)

Sara xx

Why is he alive? He shouldn't be alive. That vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.

Ok, stopping now.

Morning Mr E.

ARF request from me today is

Riverboat Song - Ocean Colour Scene.

ta much of a muchness,

MW, a!

B-sMum - lovin' your attitude and approach! Very funny!!!!

Rain is now bouncing down here. Thunder. Lightening.

Fantastic!!!!!

CtD - Ferris Buellers day Off...bueller?....bueller?.....bueller?.....

MW - Gladiator - excellent quote!!

Rob

My fave film ever ever ever. Always wanted to have my own "Ferris Bueller" kinda day. And I love the charlie Sheen cameo near the end ....

Now want to go home and watch Ferris!!

Did you like your Alfie mantra Rob?

Repeating yourselves you three?

gwon gwon gwon rob let us know about the alfie thingy - so suits!!!

Beesmum xx

Will send doggy down to you Diva - he loves thunderstorms - weird!!!

Thanks EJR.

Wouldn't it be a test to our knowledge to have a blog day where by we communicated, and made sense, purley by quote, song/film/book title or lyric?

Or am I really as much a sad ar*e as I think I might be?

Mw, a!

BM - sorry. I don't like dogs. I'm a cat person. Must be the Leo within ...

Rrrrraaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!

xxxxx

MW,a! - maybe some of us have already ...

I think the communication by quotes would be fun...but we would probably lose about 99% of the bloggers/ettes :)


"wouldn't you agree Mr Powers?"

Woo, nice early blog. Good luck with the scan - I reckon it'll be 14.99.

ARF - Rock Lobster by B52's - because people are on their holidays eating rock and turning the colour of lobster!! See what I did there, see what I did???

T xx

hmmmmmmm, one million dollarssss ....

love film quotes- -

'if only you had seen what i have seen through your eyes'

my song - werewolves in london - some bloke witha strange name like zevon - just because I have great music taste and you will be making the wolve noises for days afterwards

my and the fella try and talk in song lyrics sometimes (we go on long car trips) and it can be done :-)

super bp x

Super BP - that'll be Warren Zevon then. There used to be an RnB group called Automatic Slim who did the most fantastic cover of Warewolves ...

Is nobody Scrabbing today .....

What are you implying about the 99%?

oh and the werewolf song will really confuse the pants of everyone - have a listen and find out why :-)

ctd - is there anything you don't know?

other then shock treatment - you can have that one on me

Bagpuss - plenty. but alwlays willing to learn if anybody wants to teach me!

xxxx

Chris: clinging on? with the fingertips, with the fingertips!!!

Warren Zevon. ARF request: Werewolves of London.

xx

Awww Rob - you've upset Ted.

Why do you think I include myself in the 1%!

Hows about "Barcelona" by Freddie and Monserrat Caballe for ARF?

ejr - You couldn't handle the truth!

Soz all been in a meeting all morning!

Following the scrabs debacle how about Words dont come easy for the ARF

Good day to one and all and dont worry Mr E it will be fine.

Firstly I want to thank Mr E for reading out my text in the 'Dallas' section of last nights show. It was amazing to hear it read out, got me really excited, sooooo cool.

Quote:

"Welcome to the real world, huh baby... Don't hate me, Trinity. I'm just the messenger"

Errol xxx

CtD - a word of encouragement for you.

have just this second finished Blind Faith, and actually was quite good. Don't know where you are with it, but it becomes an easier read after the meeting on a boat.

MW, a!

Thanks MW,a. I'm on about page 120 - they've just been to a huge concert that ended in an orgy.

Will persevere at your recommendation.
xxx

Hello Mr Dissing! Hows you today?

ejr - went back to your original quote that set off all the quotes and thats was too obsure even for me - and I love gene wilders version of willy wonka even though they wouln't give it the true title of charklie and the chocolate factory due to the drugs connection (did they watch this film??) and roald dahl hated it!

more film quotes:

'lucky fin'
'counting cards'
' we woz like peas and carrots again'

super bp x

only book I have not completed is the road to wigan pier by george orwell and I will go back to it at some point

oh - and many accountancy text books ;-)

super bp x

Ah Mrs The Diva, I am fine thank you! Had a luvly day yesterdee, bar the dentist! Thanks for thinking about me.

Will hopefully return to scrabs this evening, do we still have our games going, particularly the girl on girl on boy action?

I'm just sitting watching flowers in the rain!

DD out

Super BP - Bladerunner...an all time fav :) Wake up, it's time to die......

As all the best concerts do, eh?!

Dissing - we most certainly do still have our head-to-head and the threesome on the go.

Counting down the seconds til it's my turn again!

xxxx

MW,a - you were at the Chillis at Portman Road too eh!!!???

MW,a
Decided to move my Rush collection onwards yesterday! Had to purchase the Greatest Hits on CD! So no more Tom Sawyer on vinyl going Kerchick kerchick kerchick!

DD out

PS Dammit Janet!

a couple from one of my all time favourite movies..

"I have legs, I can see!"

"Monkey? Monkey? I'm a * gorilla yer clown!"

kirk - what films are they from - how bizarre :-)

Chris,

I haven't read any of the previous comments yet, so this is my "take" on it!!

We have to accept that we are "using" our bodies on a daily basis. I am 51. I have been using EVERYTHING for 51 years! Things are gonna start to seize up a bit!

But, it's all good. We just have to keep on going, one foot in front of the other - stay positive. My lovely mum would have said "Be grateful you can get up in the morning and go to work. So many people wish they could, and for whatever reason, they can't".

So true!

C xx

Izzy wozzy woz a woman .... are you serious?

I almost got myself thrown out of the cinema for that one. just couldn't stop laughing at the delivery!! still makes me )

Trading Places!

BP, another line from the same film....

"once you have a man with no legs baby, there's no going back!"

DD - spot on mate

not seen trading places yet - we have it but just not got round to it yet!

'hold me' 'I can't'
'he just didn't make it'
'where's hazel?'

three lines that make me cry

super bp x

good luck with the scan Chris - is it for you or the good-milksmelling-Mrs Evans?

Any how since this week is a Springsteen themed staring tune week on the show how about one from the Sessions album of acouple of years ago - John Henry is a good one but any high tempo Boss song will do really!

"Play the game Harding - PLAY THE GAME"


Foo Fighters Rock!

Greetings CLP and ALL,

Bingo Star ere,

Oh no wot ave a gone and done now..... CLP's rushed outta BC 'ouse, says 'e's going on a scam, I bet really 'e's read me commentations about the milkman, sorry operatative, earlier and 'e's rushed 'ome ter the caravan..... CLP - I waz only joking!!!!!!!

As for The Milliband - Don't get me started on politics!!!!!

Deep breath....... chill!!!!@!

Mind you talkin' of bands reminds me of the time I went for a gastric band fitting.

It waz also a very bad experience for me.... they got mine mixed up.......

Ended up with an elastic band!!!!!!

Nyyyyyaaaa.... elastic all!!!!

Chow!

Man does this feel good all, ter be able ter blog properly!!!!!!

PS - Prof Plum - Not seen you on the blog for many months.... 'ow's it goin'???

I'm finished, I'm *. Twenty four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a concience!

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse

See what happens when you don't read your comment properly before posting? Obviously, I have not been using EVERYTHING for 51 years!! Ahem!

super bp #15: I love Werewolves of London! On another matter, many years ago MrS and I video-taped "An American Werewolf in London" while we were out at the pub. Came back, ran back the tape, listened to the title music (Blue Moon) and heard the first "howl" of the wolf ...... we both grabbed the remote to turn it off, we were both so terrified already!

Errol #26: I have not heard CLP's show for about a month - but last night I was home in time and heard your mention - well done!

C xx

All this film quotey stuff is going to really confise the pants off whoever chooses ARF, and anyone else blogging for the first time to choose an ARF.

Whoops!! S'fun tho!

Chrissie - I had similar with Blair Witch. Saw it at the cinema, very near Halloween. The drive home was a very rural B road, with lots of leaf-shedding trees lining the roadside, dark, windy ....

Got home. Went to bed and in the middle of the night Mr Diva had to wake me up as I was screaming the house down in my sleep.

Blimey - I was scared!

I had to be wiped of the roof of the cinema during the dark knight and esp the pencil disappearing trick

also poleguit scared me so much that I sopped half way through no 2 and went to bed dispite the fact we had friends round - had one bad nights sleep and even the thought of it makes me shiver (and not in antcipation)

Where's the cheese grommitt?

poleguit - should be polterguiest

hey all

Some amazing movie quotes....really funny stuff! CtD...you are def in the wrong job...whatever that job is...if you can remember ALL those film bits!!

Not been around for a while. Life taken busy turn and Alfie keeping me very very busy. Now much bigger and much more destructive!!! Nah, actually he's doing good. Getting tooooo big though! Everyone keeps saying..'Oh what big paws he's got (name the fable Ctd!!!), he's going to be big once he grows into them!!' Ahhhh!!!!

Good to be back for quick hello. Gotta dash again. And off on hols tomorrow. Camping with the midges in Scotland awaits!

Be back later to check in though.

Big hugs all.

dreamer
xxx

Stands on milk crate to shout into the Big Brother House.

Bingo have yer nor heard man, got mesen evicted from the blog house.

Yer see have a problemo. womans body, male brain.

Can't be doing man, with female twaddle thats belongs in one them chat rooms.

So as TTT said Mafia made me an offer I couldn't refuse man.


Mr Chris hope all goes well with the ear.. could do with a new pair of eyes mesen.


PP

Hi dreamer

Yep - I'm definitely in the wrong job, but Russell Brand's stylist post is already filled!!

Enjoy the camping - don't forget the midge blasting spray and insect bitey cream. Darned little critters!

CtD xxx

PS: little red riding hood perhaps?

dreamurdream...what out..for (what at first glance I thought read "midgets" :) ) those midges!!!



hi ho hi ho silver lining.....

WAY HAY, ,

what we need is a little Bring Me Sunshine to start ARF.

I love that and will never ever tire of it.

Christof, I heard you acknowledge last night that this babe is not your first, and that you can learn from early lessons. That was lovely. I contemplated how your daughter would be feeling - regardless of contact you have with her. My husband has a daughter to his first relationship - and we tried to foster a relationship but it failed, and I think half the reason was down to a feeling of our kids having what she didn't have. there is nothing we can do to make it better - but the thought of her is there at the back of our minds.

We can't always do everything right, but where we get a chance to we should give it our all.

Take Care you and the lovely sweet milk smelling girl on the couch.

OOOH Bring Me sunshine - what a great idea!!! I have always loved Eric Morecambe - something about him makes me laugh and cry at the same time, always has, even when I was little.

Hi Dreamer - have a lovely hols. Bet you can't keep Alfie out of the water!!! Yuk to midges tho - it's a bad time of year for them up there innit? Have you eaten lots of marmite? Apparently they don't like the smell. So either eat it or smear yourself with it!!

T xxx

Is a poltergusset, the 50 pence worth that's disappeared up my ......!

LOL! Now have visions of dreamer getting hassle from little people whilst on holiday!

Talking of holidiay .... is July too early to submit a 2009 holiday request form???

Ooma paloma blanca ....

Camping with midgets would be much more enjoyable than camping with midges. Although their tent might be bit small....:)

No offence to any midgets out there...

Right late now, be back later.

dreamer
xxx

Oh Cheryl, now you've started it!

A aaaaaaa gaaaaaaa doo doo doo

And also off to buy much marmite....not heard that one before!! Thanks Sparkly.

xx

Tinsel.

It was Easyjob. Don't blame me. For once it is not my fault. When it is my fault, I will put my Hands Up, Baby Hands Up Gimme Your Heart Gimme gimme, your heart gimme gimme ...

But it was definitely Easyjob.

Wasn't it, easyjob?

Put your hands ooooooopps up side your head, I say ooooooops up side your head ...

Cheryl #53: I could never have watched Blair Witch! The girl I worked with at that time was a horror movie fanatic - she had a poster of Freddie Krueger on her bedroom wall! She saw Blair Witch, called me in a complete panic when she got home - and kept me on the phone until her flatmate got home - 2 hours later!!!

C xx

Jiiingooooooo Jingoooo rock! ooooh!

I loved Blair Witch, it was so eerie. Altho I did watch it in the afternoon. I can't watch scary movies at night.

T x

Ctd - you are soooo in the wrong job.....what recall!!

There must exist a job that would require all of your hidden talents....as well as your unhidden ones!!! think we'll get the bloggers onto that one!

OMG. now I remember why I don't have time to blog...byeeee
xxx

Feeling hot hot hot .... ole ole ole ole, feeling hot hot hot !

Dreamer lovely to see you back for a while afore your hols. Presume you are taking Alfie the elephant with you? Have a good one!

Beesmum xxx

EJR sign me up for the 99% - too busy gadding about and working to see films and read books - just collect them!! hoping to catch up when I retire but then that may never happen!! boo hoo!

o m g Tinsel

that is so strange that is what happens to me. If that is played tomorrow night, Ill be singing my heart out on the way home, with tears streaming down my face.

Do you know - I have a newspaper cutting on my Pin Board dating back....wow to when Ernie Died, and it's a cartoon, with Eric, standing at the gates of heaven, Saying "welcome petal"... and heaven is full - waiting for the Reunion Concert.

ooooaft.... here I go again, fillilng up.


DWNB

Loving the wedding reception vibe ... heels discarded under table and ready to boogie oogie woogie ....

Desmond had a barrow in the market place, Molly is a singer with the band ....

bloggers- would be interested to hear what you think my ideal job would be, coz I ain't got a scooby-doo!!
xxxx

o_O what a strange bunch...B's mum..signed up :)

Right..enough of the movie quotes...how about a few inspiring ones? or even..de-motivators.

Not sure if you have seen the range of de-motivational posters available...just google "demotivators" and you will find em...very amusing :)

Always aim low, that way if you don't succeed then no one will notice - Homer "HOMER" Simpson :)

You could carry my bags CtD :)

EJR collecting and not doing right or wrong ?- just checked on the price of one of my books - try 20 times the amount I paid!!! Can't read it now though it's mint!!! Poo

Beesmum xxx

I'll get my passport ....

D'oh!!

Nuts!!


hmmm D'oh!! hmm nuts!!

hmmm D'oh nuts

Dohnuts!!!

aaaargh! (dribbling)



Homer again!!!

79 thats a fine line EJR

duck!!!

BM xx

I wish for an everlasting Lasagne!

Garfield

Ooooh I dunno BM. The payback could potentially be amazing, and worth all the effort!

iN AN EFFORT
to get away from tearfull songs, despite how lovely they are,

What about Estelle and AmericanBoy - with the Kanye Bit in it. I'm loving the Kanye bit. I don't understand this type of music, but I'm liking what's underneath him.


Or a Kanye song which doesnt have sweary words in it, but which I can bob about to whilst driving.

Anyone recommend one, or am I on an island here.

For some reason I am now having trouble concentrating. On anything. At all.

It takes 49 muscles to frown, and only 17 to smile. But it don't take any at all to just sit there with a dumb a*se look on your face.

A hip a hop a hip a hippy, a hip hip hop, you don't stop a rocking til they move ya with the boogie ta bee.

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Debbie .... this one's for YOU!


Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep 'em, on the run .. wise guys free your lives, there's danger in emotional ties ...

see me single and free, no fears no tears what i want to be ....

Grr, 2 and a half hour meeting with a client (expecting one hour!), only just starting my lunch and loads to do this afternoon........

Hello bloggers and future blogettes, off to have a read of the blog and catch up with you again in ten minutes or so.

MV x

MW,a - that's on my pink pod! and white lines.

sixth form anthems!

Does this mean that the 99% are now officially readmitted?

da da ne ne na na.

name that one!

Sugar Hill Gang - Rappeer's Delight

or even Rapper's Delight

yep, but wrong one Ted.

The da da ne ne na na is what I was referring to.

Favourite film line (well, one I can remember anyway):-

" you mean there was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?!"

MV x

You what you what you what you what you what

It's Love! Actually!