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CLP, can I say how much I admire your unfailing sense of how good life is and how much we should all enjoy every minute of it.

Bogged down in a workplace which is, and has been for some time, on the verge of collapse, it's sometimes difficult to imagine that there are people out there with an enthusiasm for life and making the most of it.

So thanks Chris for the reminder xx

CLP - you make me tired just listerning to you - but don't stop - I love the show and your extras add more to an already great show

My My My Lambie Pie!!

Is 40 too old to be considered for Work Experience?

Honest, CLP, I'd love to come and do work experience on your team, just for one week. You all sound like you have THE best jobs in the world, and sitting here reading your enthusiastic scribes leaping off my screen makes me wanna be part of the Drivetime Phenomenon.

And when one of your crew rang me last night - twice!! - I was beside myself!

So, if you're open to the notion of a 40 year old slightly mad work experience laydeee, give me a shout!!

Enjoy my Crackers - if you manage to squeeaze 'em in tonight!

Cheryl the Diva xxx

*dips toe back into blog land briefly!*

Oooh I love the positivity! In these uncertain tiomes it's good to spread the optimism...

As for the live bands...could you PLEASE get the Sally Army brass band in..Christmas isn't Christmas without a bit of brass!

You're right about energy too - Not having had a full nights sleep since for around 430 days ..thanks for that Baby Boy (sorry Susan & Jeni!) I sometimes struggle with energy, but should something inspire me - well, theres no stopping me then!
I'm reliably informed that it's all part of your personality type, but not being a psycho iatrist I wouldn't know anything about that...

Over and Out...

It's refreshing to read every day how someone is so excited by life... we need more Chris Evanses in this world...

I think it helps to like doing the job you have. It's hard to be energetic and enthusiastic if you're in a job you don't like. I also think the people you work with make a big difference.....

Good blog as usual Chris......

I think you're right Bond. It's like the office where I had the interview yesterday. I mean, I was led from reception, through an office to a meeting room, and the feeling in that one office was so different to where I work, I can't describe the atmosphere but just totally different.

Chris obviously loves his job, and the team, and I think that, in part makes him who he is and enables to show such an enthusiasm for life.

Maybe one day.......

AF xx

Blimey, can't wait for the BIG FRIDAY SHOW and the CHRISTMAS WEEK OF SURPRISE!
CLP, thank goodness your plans for next year definitely include the Drivetime show, don't know how I'd cope if not.

Right, I have just worked out how to ask for Christmas crackers BUT if CtD's are going to be played tonight I'm going to leave it till tomorrow. I want a turn!

MWa, from earlier, (look away squeamish or delicate peeps):

I sometimes have that dream, and when I wake up I'm usually dying for a wee but my good and loyal bladder has refused to give in and shame me. So I think it means, give yerself a good pinch, get up and run!

Run run Rudolph!

A x

Boleyngirl - get ya crackers in!! I sent mine in first thing monday morning!

Jospots, I heard the Sally Army in Leamington last Sunday, while Christmas shopping - it made my day.

AF - maybe indeed. Sometimes you have to take big risks to get the kind of life you really want. Perhaps 2009 will be your year!

Bondman!! Haven't bumped into you for ages, I'm never around for long these days.

I fancy a nice mince pie for pudding tonight, only the second of the year so far.

A x

CtD, I fear my pair of crackers will not need quite as much "squeezing in"! Ho ho ho, only jealous.

A x

Ah, Christophe...I think the one thing you'll be doing plus the show next year is being a

***DADDY!!!***

That aside, I'm still reeling from a mighty bad week last week, then loads of tiny very random acts of kindness, then such a good birthday from my friends and the lovely Badger, I can't help but have faith.

...and you, dear Christophe, are part of that...

thank you
love
hazel
x

Huarrah for the Sally Army bands!

Not having read back to yesterday .... with regards the bladder...pelvic floor exercises all the way!!

:o) Jo

HL...Mwah...just because I can!

boleyngirl - i had my first one the other night. and mince pie!!! hehehehe!!

Hi boleyngirl, hope you are well.... ooooo like the mince pie idea. Can't get them here without special ordering them online. May be I'll do that tonight....hmmmmmm

Hi AF, office atmosphere plays a huge part in ones job. I recently turned a job down as the atmosphere in the office was worst than a morgue, not to mention the staff and boss didn't seem too pleasant......

Damn right Christoff. It's all about energy.

And I feel a little rebuked.

To be honest, I've been feeling inexplicably low lately, and in that mood..you know the one, everybody hates me, I'm an eejit and am off to eat worms.

Yes I do have a certain amount of justification for this but hey, nowhere near as much as some. So I'm catching meself on.

Me battery is low, is all. But only I can re-charge them. So am off to see my lovely friend in the Lakes tomorrow for a bit of a larf and a bit of a moan and a nice cuppa tea in the Old Biddy Tea Rooms in Morecambe, then off to the Winter Gardens to check out a completely barking mad idea we've had for an exhibition.

If the bracing Morecambe monsoon doesn't blow the cobwebs off, nowt will.

Clodagh.xx

Bondage

Make your own!!! S'easy peasy lemon squeezy!!!!

Trust me, I'm a Diva

x x x

Jospots - ooh, pelvic floors exercises! I remember being told at antenatal classes that you could do them while waiting for the bus, trouble was I never travelled on the bus.

But for the record, my pelvic floor is in good working order! And that's probabaly as far as this topic needs to go!

A x

Mine too...Nuff said!

Online mince pies??? Bizarre. Are they not all crumbly when you get them?

Agree tho, homemade best of all.

A x

Ere.

Don't get me goin' about the pelvic floor exercises after the journey I had last night from Manchester to Wigan, 3 hours and gangrene in me buttocks.

Big Breaths, Bertha...

Clodagh.xx

clodagh, sorry to hear you're feeling down. I think we all suffer like that from time to time. This time of year I think it's more prevalent. The days are short and dark, and there's lots of pressure on folks to do the holiday thing. Hopefully your friends (on and off the blog) can help a little.......

CtD, not sure if my culinary skills are up to the task....LOL

One can order Mr Kipplings......

Clodagh, the Old Biddy Tea Rooms sounds lovely, I love a good tea room. Hope it's nice china, with sugar cubes and tongs with a little net to keep the flies off.

A x

PS Don't eat worms, the short fat fuzzy ones stick in your throat.

Chin up Clodagh - you always make us smile with your tales!

Bondage - now picturing you in a pinny.

Oooooooooh Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My Oh My. Love your rolling pin!

CtD, is it that pinny that makes the wearer look like the statue of David?

A x

Bondage needs no lookylikie David statue boleyngirl ..... it's all there already!!

Bondage - sent you something on FB hun xx

CtD and boleyngirl......LOL

CtD..... flattery, flattery......LOL

and where will it get me, Bondage??

Ooh doesn't it make a difference when you love what you do! I did various admin jobs for years but when we moved down here I was granted leave as mr jumpy finally had a "proper" job. So I went and worked in a greengrocers shop and loved every minute of it! Once the bump got too heavy to stand up for a 6 hour stint I got shifted to desk duties but by then I didn't hate admin with such a passion anymore :)

Now I'm a full time mum and I have to say I am enjoying my job! Even with the sleepless nights (jospots - would you swap them for anything?! the baby that is, not the sleepless nights....)

Looking forward to the BIG FRIDAY SHOW next week!

Ok. The Stinky One needs distracting so we are going for a drive, over the hills and far away to the shops. Hurrah!

xx

me
and the jumpybean

That reminds me, the car had a flat battery t'other day, hugely inconvenient. Flattery could be short for flat battery.

CtD I am not going to ask how you know what Bondman keeps in his pinny.

A x

Ah tanks chaps and chapesses.

Don't be nice to me though, me eyes are a bit too near me bladder at the minute..

Ey up though, David's statue. That reminds me of many moons (pardon the pun) ago, walkin' round the Louvre with the DDF Eric, holding hands with his then NHS bespectacled, pith-helmet-wearing 5 year-old godson, now a strapping rugger-bugger doctor but still bonkers.

Walking round amongst the spectacular works of sculpture, Jonathan took it all in, then a look of bemusement appeared on his face.

"Uncle Eric?" says he, puzzled.

"Yes?" says Eric, expecting something deep and wondrous.

"Did they not wear pants in them days?"

Hahahahahaha I feel better already.

Clodagh.xx

sorry all...jo...XXX MWAH XXX...just because I can too

love to big G

CtD, it will get you as far as you want to go....LOL

boleyngirl, I like that....Flattery = flat + battery.....LOL

Oh jumpy, those were the days when the little ones can be distracted by a drive to the shops! My teens are a lot more high maintenance. I loved my time as a full time mum though, for sure.

Right now I rather fancy the idea of the lifestyle of a 50s housewife, only with every labour saving device available, and a salary to boot. I'd do lots of good deeds and voluntary work, honest.

Right, off to mince pie shop before the show.

A x

Jen you're right..I wouldn't swap him for the world....even though at 14 months he has turned slightly destructive and super cheeky...am hoping for another bundle soon though.

Having babies is just like Pringles...once you POP you just can't stop...Chris be warned!!

Phew! 5 Down 71 to go!!!!! 2 x 12lb, 1 x 10 3/4lb, 1 x 10 1/2lb and 1 x 10lb.

Been a busy duck today! now all i need to do is finish off my "proper" job then I can put my feet up.

I agree Chris POSITIVE Attitude is key to getting the most out of your life. Unfortunately I tend to look at the other side of things - thinking of the reality of things rather than the possibility. What helps me is being silly/childish i.e. making snowmen, snow angels and snowball fights! I must suffer ever so slightly from SAD which is helped by Snow due to the sunlight reflecting back - my thyroid tabs and circulation tabs also help!

Quack

LOL Clodagh - brilliant!

Now don't you go having leaky eyes in this weather. Tis brass monkeys out there and them ole leaky droplets will freeze on your beautiful cheeks!!

{{Big Hugs}} to you hun x x x

jospots, it's amazing how early they can start. My youngest had her first real tantrum at 16 months, and twelve years later she still likes a good shout, stamp and slam. Twas a bit of a shock as the first one was good as gold. Still, life is never dull and on a good day she can be the funniest, most generous person I know.

A x

Yikes Bondage. I am now all a-quiver!

Afternoon all,

just thought I'd say hello...

so

Hello

Dragonxx

You can't quiver on a Thursday, it's the rules.

A x

Hi Dook, hope you're well.

CtD, I see you quiver with antici......................................pation!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Dragon.

A x

Hi Dragon, How are things?

Hi Dragon!! You good?

boleyngirl - I can't help it. Quiver. Quiver. Quiver.

See!

Tanks Cheryl. Big (()) back.

But yous keep your scaldy hands off my rollin' pin. Yous don't know where it's bin.

Besides, we don't want to be provokin' Debs now that she's the doyenne of the puff pastry, I'd say there's a girl who can give yous a nasty welt when she's riled.

Achtung.

Clodagh.xx

Rules - we cant be having them or I'll take me ball home and remember that's my coat being used as a goalpost as well........!

Nev

Nev, you're not my nephew are you?

A x

And.

The cheeks, thankyou for asking, are only just seein' the return of the circulation since last night. Had to be resuscitated withthe fan-heater, a rolled-up Wigan Observer and a tin of Vim.

Clodagh.xx

Evening all

Mr Chris keep on keeping on.

Just in case anyone was wondering.




Now what's next on the South Coast? A Surf Reef which don't work.

Vim's gotta be better than Brasso Clodagh. But avoid Vimto at all costs - would you dirnk something that's an anagram of vomit???

xx

Boleyngirl - no but maybe I now realise where my stroppy son gets it from!

Nev

Thats not right

Chris Evans said:

"The show is fab and I love it but it is only the beginning of what's possible... "

Not complacent and self-satisfied then Chris?

I think you could be good (and might even get the breakfast show) if you made some changes, like .....

* Playing more music and
* Less wittering.

The music seems to be viewed as a necessary intrusion on the real focus of your show - Chris Evans, Chris Evans and more Chris Evans. Which is alright if you're aged about 8 or in care home where the nurse has control of the 'off switch'.

Buck up, Evans! I thought they were paying you oodles of cash because you were meant to be good at this.

Hahahahaha Cheryl yous is a Genius!!

I've always thought there was summat sinister about Vimto.

Anyway after Morecambe I'll be on the Sarsaperilla. In the Old Biddy cafe. Bread and butter and use of cruet.

Clodagh.xx

Ey up.

Grump alert.

C.xx

Each to their own! You know where the off switch is!

QUack

Oooh, it's ages since I had a good blog sesh, and did some online Christmas stuff also. Now time for my Mum's Taxi shift as both girls doing some improving and enhancing after-school activity and it's cold and dark.

Never noticed that anagram before, but I hate Vimto anyway, it's like medicine. Am rubbish at anagrams, lemon/melon is about my level.

Akshly, is it time for the calender afore I go? Please?

Nev - aye, I think my brother is the same! A reet stroppy b****r he was. Lovely now though.

Ax

But Clodagh you should be defending Vimto as another good example of North West quality, skill and expertise. Second thoughts I never did like it either.

CtD - apparently was Vim Tonic that got shortened. If there's anything medicinal about it I am a Dutchman!

Nev

Clodagh, mine's an old fashioned cloudy lemonade please.

When you're smilin', when you're smilin', the whole world smiles with you...

A x

Blinky Blimey. What is it with some eh?

Anyhoooo, I just had THE fright of me life thus far ..... no, not an 8-legged freak in the ladies, nor ghoulies under the bed but ....

and what caused this wonderful Diva (that's me!!) to be so scaredy cat shocked?

I only went and opened the window marked 4 on the Bloggers Adevent Calendar ... and it's a ... it's a .....

Snowman (so not scary!) dressed a a very scary ... CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate CLOWNS!!! Clowns freak me to the core!

I'm guessing the nearest guess was B-sMum with her snowman guess!




Meeces calendar depicts an elefant looking out thru a very festive window. Sensible elefant, in the warm.

personally I don't think you can beat a martini, shaken not stirred of course.....LOL

hey. I'm pretty good thanks - I'm off to Boston for the weekend tomorrow for Christmas Shopping (sorry Bsmum!) with a friend from good old blighty. Just hope she's bringing me some Cadbury's (other chocolate available)!

vimto? euw. It's wrong.

CtD - oooooh! not long to go now......

How's your weather Bond? it's lovely and sunny here in DC, though the snow forecast for Boston at the weekend should be fun for flights!

#60 - Dook - I second that!

Dragonxx

*running to hide* I can't stand Clowns either. And keep them jack in the box things away from me too.

Dragonxx

Lucy Juan

So how do you see the rest of Radio 2 shows?

CtD..... I thought it was going to be another lady boss story.....LOL

Bondy. The start of the show made me think of you hun ....

It's not the size of your wand, it's the magic it creates .....

Lucy

I await with interest.

Meanwhile is Bondy EJR from a previous life?



Come back TTT wherever you are.


Good evening.

Bet that's what Paul Daniels tell Debbie McGee...not a lot!

Hi Dragon, the weather has been really mild for the last 2 days, but it's supposed to drop into the 20s tonight and stay there for the next week. Oh and we're supposed to get some snow..... Boston....happy days there visiting the pubs and eateries..... It is one place I would not drive though. They have to have the worst drivers I have ever seen and I have lived on 3 continents (not trying to show off, but rather to show I have a pretty good perspective)......

BIG IN JAPAN. ALPHAVILLE.

PLEEEEEEAAASSEE.

Sam and the boys in Chiddingfold xxx

d'ya know, I was having so much fun I forgot all about ARF!!

Howz about


Play That Funky Music - Wild Cherry

That ought to do it!!

Sorry, I am not EJR.

CtD, I have never had any complaints about the size of my wand..... thank you very much....LOL

What they drive worse in Boston than around the Arc d Triumph in paris???? Surely that's not possible!

Le' Quack

ARF: My Ding A Ling - Chuck Berry

Per your previous blog Chris......LOL

Dook, I would say YES..... but it's just my opinion....... Rush hour in Boston is just the pits... They would sooner crash into you than let you into traffic......

Bondy please don't tell me that. Me and my big mouth has agreed to rent a car for the weekend to go out to the outlet mall one day.... help!

Have been to Boston a few times as Mr Dragon lived there before I moved here and we both moved to DC. Like it a lot but it gets pretty nippy!

ARF - Santana, Smooth

Dragonxx

Sounds abit like Aberdeen!!! Roundabout - not likely.......Roadworks - tough youre not getting in!

After last night and today I have fully remembered how to "do" a turkey. Albeit an odd talent I was chuffed to bits that I remembered how to do it after a whole year. What talent/thing could you do ages ago that you would like to do again?

ARF - Alaska Tiny Spark (just had to!)

Quack

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH. what have I done? If I'm not on the blog next week you'll know why!!!!!!

eeek.

Dragonxx

dook - ice skate!

went with the school when i was 15 and took to it like the proverbial duck to water. then a couple of christmasses ago, took mr diva to kew gardens for a skating session at dusk in front of the temperate house. beautiful. absolutely stunning. and that was just me!!

let's just say i had a 60 minute love affair with the wooden barrier and was very stiff for days afterwards!

mr diva, in the meantime, whooshed round the rink like robin coussins on e numbers!!

Dragon, If you're in a rental, just make sure you take out their insurance and you'll be fine......LOL

Dook, the roundabout in Aberdeen.....LOL I don't remember a lot of traffic when I lived there, but that was some time ago. Do they still have that nightclub at the top of Union Street?

So, now, lets get one thing straight.

I have no need for Tena Lady, and am slightly miffed that I was out shopping when I should have been here defending my bladder.

The thing is, the dream is about the 'other' sort of toilet, y'no the one that ladies don't do.

And I am most certainly in control of that!

Anyhoo....

ARF - mahna mahna - by the muppety pink cows and orange haired, hollow eyed fella. And, no, its not Animal - or dr teeth!

MW, a!

MW,a - he's called mahna mahna, and the pink things are the snowths...... and I'm a saddo....!

Bond- think I will be upgrading to a nice big SUV.......

Dragonxx

Dragon... sounds like a good idea especially if there's snow around.

Ah Dragon,
You will be able to help me with a question thats been bugging me for ages.

I used to know the answer, and as soon as you tell me I'll go 'Oh yeah. of course'

The names of the 2 grumpy guys in the balcony box????

MW, a!

*hangs head in shame*....

I think they are Waldorf and Stattler but not 100% sure.

Dragon (the muppet anorak)xx

Bond - you'd think so, but I did a magnificent wheel spin in our Jeep in the rain a couple of days ago! Dread to think what it's going to do in deep snow.

Dragonxx

Dragon, I think you're right.....

Dragon, wooohoooo donuts in the snow....LOL

MW , a,

Staedler and Waldorf.

Ohhh Sooo Close Dragon - but no cigar!

Right that my "proper" job done for the day - off to either put my feet up or deliver some turkeys (hopefully Mr. Egg is back and he'll sort out the birds)

Before I go......we had a request for 20Kg Turkeys this week - asked if meant lbs but no kgs it was - thats a whooping 42lb Turkey!!!!!!!!

Anyone fancy a bit of turkey curry for valentines '09?!!!!!!!

Quack (or should that be gobble gobble?)

Wow that's a big bird..... Are they planning on feeding an army??????/

back for 10 mins before i have to get me glad rags on.......
Tins - tried manuka honey in the form of med-honey and it's not good. ulcer has gone back to stage one, after being almost healed. now awaiting specialist advice from yet another ospital dept!

HLS - wlll check that book out for you

waiting for the crackers diva......

tiggs xxxx

Mum & Booboo dropped off- check!

Suitcase packed-ish -check!

Passport & dosh ready - check!

Prezzies & cards to open tomorrow- check!