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Hi Chris

I have never spent someone elses money on myself - never had a man give me money or a card and said go and spend and have fun - wonder what it is like?

super bp x

here the thing... I don`t do gyms, but my heating in the flat is also not working, brrrrrrrr!

Where`s that vodka!




mj x

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Hmm. Surely the gym has some kind of obligation to tell you up front there's no hot water? cold water showers sounds like some form of torture to me! Bet it was nice having the gym to yourself though!

SBP- for the first time in my adult life I am financially dependent, and I hate it. I hate that I don't have an income and I hate that I rely on Mr D to pay the bills, petrol, etc etc. Fortunately I was never a big shopper anyway, but now I really look at everything twice to decide if it's actually needed or not. Mr D tries very hard to make it easy, and never questions anything I buy and never moans about the bills. But I can't wait for my work permit to come through so I can contribute again.

Sorry, rant over.

Dragonxx

Ello CLP Boy......

A waz walking through Selfridges on me way ter court the otherdee.... don't ask but 100% true!!!!!
Used the adjacent multi storey car park!
And a noticed so many un'appy looking rich looking women in there!!!!!

It goot me thinking what are all us 'umans about.
A mean why in poorer countries such as Ukraine do poorer people look 'appy when they ave less, yet we all wanter ave more, get more, yet so many women when they reach the 'eights of wealth.... they become miserable despite aving it all.... just goot me thinking as a walked through Selfridges!!!!!!!

A mean if I brought a lady from Ukraine and she ended up shopping in Selfridges would it make 'er 'appy????..... (noot that a can afford ter shop there) Complicated us 'umans!!!!!

I did see many pleasant looking 'appy ladies in Selfridges... noot all are miserable but am talkin about those few who look snooty.... posh..... the i'm superior look.... they don't look 'appy ter me!!!!!!!

Just thought i'd mention it all.... a nearly was going to the other dee but now that CLP - WHATTA COINCIDENCE - 'as i've goot to too!!!!!

I was walking through Selfridges and it got me thinking of Inna.... would she be 'appy there.... and maybe there's some kind of song idea there about materialism!!!

Chow!

Cold showers...... as the saying goes, "It will put hairs on your chest" LOL

Hi Dragon, How was the trip to Boston?

Bond - that's not what I associate with cold showers!

You see there is one advantage to having a pregnant wife - she can't shop for as long without needing a rest.

Nev

Hey Bond, how you doing? Boston was really good, thanks. Great to catch up with my friend, and we survived the scary drive to the outlet mall. It was a bit hair raising driving in the city, but fine on the main roads. All the Christmas lights were up, and with the snow it was all very festive! How's your weather? it's getting very cold here, but only a very light dusting of snow at the weekend.

Dragonxx

Bingo.

Snooty isn't a good look is it.

And reminds me of my old granny upon meeting her Hyacinth-like new neighbour over the garden fence as she pegged out the toilet paper.

"My husband works for Cunard", says she, snootily.

"Huh." Says grandma. "Well, mine does 'is best as well."

Clodagh.xx

PS Today's Advent National Treasure on CLP's show.... could be Frank side bottom... top comedian!!!!!!

Just a wild guess!!!!

PS Wonder were CLP's gym is?.... A bet yer need ter be a top celeb ter get membership there.... but wouldn't that be fun working out next ter CLP... yer could ask questions like... "are you looking forward ter terneet's show?".... "'ow is Lady 'elen of 'ull?"....... "ow is Tash... what date is she due?"....... errrrrr "'ow much do you rehearse for your show?"...... "do you and Steve Wright like each other or can't stand the sight of each other?"..... "ow's yer Ferrari?"...... the list goes on all...... my goodness all that would be a graet gym ter get membership!!!!!!!

Chow!

Clodagh - I agree about the snooty... a just noticed so many rich looking women who looked so unhappy and it just goot me thinking deep all!!!!!!

Yay, now that I'm working I don't have to feel guilty about spending money!

I've been kind of lurking/skimming today...from work. They have a big audit thing going on and I had to keep out of the way, hence in office on own most of the day.

I couldn't post as I don't have an email account set up at work yet, so there's me looking like a smurf in my blue uniform popping in here.

Just quickly following on from the previous blog, 3 highlights:

1. Getting this job, which is getting more interesting by the day.

2. Seeing George Michael...again!

3. Going to the Docklands in October and meeting genuinely nice and very friendly people.

Back soon.

Debbie x

PS ALL - Ave just realised :-) means a 'appy face..... so does :~) mean a face with a broken nose????

:¬)

Nev.......LOL, Know what you mean........

Dragon, Glad you survived those crazy Boston drivers. Weather here is very cold. It was only 8F degrees yesterday, today it's a little warmer around 20F, but back into the single digits tonight. We had a little snow and freeze rain last night which made for a slippery ride in this morning......

LOL Bingo. I don't know, but when people type ((X)) it reminds me of a cat's bum.

Bingo. Now look. You don't wanta be goin' to Christoff's gym.

One go on that gym ball thingy and yous'd be off out through the window like me good self on me space hopper when that wasp flew down me top.

And poor old Christoffe. Nobody deserves that bless you.

xxx

Clodagh.xx

Debs.

Ere. Have you bin' puttin' the jam in the doughnuts today...

Hahaha

Clodagh.xx

I must confess - i have a steady income that matches(ish) Mr Eggs, however everynow and again I get wee windfalls (I could tell you the source but then I'd have to kill you!). My opinion is that its mine, for me, given to me - sometimes I put some into the joint acc to liquidise it abit more, however majority goes into my acc. The reason -well I'm a true scot, and Mr Egg is generous to a fault! I feel that if its in my account and therefore in my control then it will get spent on "proper" things and not just squandered on little things.

Needless to say that it never lasts long, but we have some nice things in the house! and this year we MAY get around to having a holiday.......Oh just reminded myself - must change name on passport!

Eberneezer McQuack!

Hehe no Clodagh, but did visit the staff bread shop and came out with 12 sandwich rolls, seeded batch, white loaf and pancakes for less than £2. Result eh?

Debbie x

I have just re-read my post #20. It kinda reads as if I'm a selfish duck - but I think it a psycological thing - I like to see at least one of our accounts in the Black!!!!!!

We aren't material types, we don't have a plasma tv (just inherited grans digital tv so don't need one), don't have playstations/wii's, don't have new cars,..............
.........BUT we don't worry about the heating/ electricity bills.

Right, I'm off now (early today - i know!) will catch up with you tommorow

QUack

Bye Dook, have a good afternoon/evening.

Dook are you money laundering by any chance - secret sources of income, hiding it from Mr D and now changing the name on your passport?

Nev

Clodagh - Seem ter rember CLP ad abitta trouble with a gym ball recently.... swiss ball is it.... use super glue was me advice!!!!!

Debbie C - Cats bum.... LOL!!!!!! I was gonna add ter yer ((X)) but a won't bring the blog down!!!!

PS ALL - Just 'eard Wrightie play Geraldine McQueens new Christmas 'it and it sounds exactly like Right Said Fred ter me... ave a listen if CLP plays it..... Geraldine sounds just like Right Said Fred - am tellin yer!!!!!!!

Debbie C - that is a result, it's good to have a perk of the job, not that I have any. Actually I do, I've got four part time jobs with some very understanding bosses.

Bye Dook

Ali B
xx

Quick guess for today's calendar - a sleigh (did I spell that right??)

Can't remember If I have guessed today or not.............myrrh.

(if that is spelt right it's a miracle - well i suppose it sort of was anyway!)

Nev

Not sure any of it makes any frank in sense to me!

Marvellous Debs. That's better than a poke in the eye with a sticka rhubarb isnt it.

I'm stickin' with you sweetheart. You'll be keepin' us in crumpets for the rest of our days. Hurrah.

Ooo crumpets. I'm off for one of them bad boys without delay. With a runny poached egg on top.

Yummy yum yum.

Clodagh.xx

debs - can we put an order in which you? how well do buns travel in the post?

Anyway Bingo. Yous don't wanta be usin' the superglue on your gym ball. You'll look like you've the biggest blister in the world wants lancin'.

Like that scene from the Pink Panther when he's floatin' over the Seine with his hump overinflated.

Clodagh.xx

Hi bagpuss, I think there's a joke there about posting buns, but I will refrain due to the fact that it would probably be moderated....LOL

Clodagh - just catching up on blog - drinking me tea - Bad Move!! - just read your comment 10 !!!! where's the tissues!!!!!! Mucky cat - tea all over me screen again!

Afternoon each
mwah! Bingo - the truck I saw was on the M50 actually not the M6.
Snuggles James - keep warm!

Back inabit

Beesmum xxx

Come back down off that cloud Diva!!!

Ah crumpets and poached eggs mmmm. Now that's Thursday morning's brekkie taken care of!

AliB four part time jobs? Crickey luv!

BP, MiL has already ordered a seeded batch for tomorrow, the eldest has ordered an fruit loaf with orange pieces and LM insists on just plain white.

'Fruit in bread mum....eurgh!'

x x x

Hi BeesMum, at some point I'll have to take a picture of the snowy landscape and post it on FB....

CLP I sometimes have one of those days - off I go with all intentions of maxing out the credit cards and just nothing jumps out at me so I spend nothing! On the other hand - there are days.................. mmm norty beesmum!

Beesmum xxx

With so many bloggers putting in their Christmas crackers - for once can't wait to hear! must be a hangover from putting up the trees in wales.
must go back to being beezer
must go back to being beezer
must go back to being beezer....

James - that would be brilliant - not seen any here yet just very hard frosts turning everything white!

Bees xxx

BeesMum, I am sure that creates some nice views. We get some pretty heavy ice storms once in a while. These storms can cover everything in an inch of ice. It's very pretty to look at but very dangerous. Trees, power lines can fall, and the roads are just plain nasty......

ref #32

Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together
Dancin' cheek to cheek

whoop whoop!!!


btw CLP - I LOVE SELFRIDGES!!! Did Tash get any of that fake snow stuff from the crimbo department? Magic!!!!!!

BM - for some unknown, strange, bizarre reason I have James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" swimming around my ickle brain box at the mo .......

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Or Sweet Dream Baby perhaps???

hehehehehehe

I'm on another planet with you .......

x x x x x

Oh heavens there's no stopping her now!!! Behave Diva

Bees xxx

Don't stop me now, BM.

I'm having such a good time, I'm havin' a ball!!!!

B's Mum -Sorry mis read it... the M50 now that narrows things down as ter where you where!!!!

Nice area around there B's mum... Ross and Wye!!!!!!

ALL - A 'ear terdee it's in the news the goverment are trying ter ban cigarettes from being on show above the counter. But some shop keepers are against the new rules.......

A suppose it's a valid 'counter' argument they ave!!!!!!!

Oh CLP I know how Tash has felt today (just with a smaller credit card hehehe)! Can't wait to be able to get back to the gym, need a bit of order back in my life though first :)

And Dragon - being financially dependant on someone else is not necessarily a bad thing. A long time ago (well, I think it was perhaps this time last year) a very wise lady who I happened to meet on this here blog told me equality ain't about the moulah. If he's being so good, be happy! Yes don't take him for granted but don't forget what traditional wedding vows say - all that I have I share with you. Hugs to you!!

Back when I've read some more.....

xx

jeni

Righteo.

Time to unleash window #9.

It's a ............

SNOWMAN

and nobody got it right today :-(

The alternative advent spectacular is ....

An elephant wearing a santa hat sitting inside a holly wreath.

That's so gotta hurt!

Honest gang. I cannot stop grinning this arvo!

Happy Diva indeedy

** sigh **

x x x x

Ouch, Bingo........!

I agree with BsMum #35 - when I go out with the intention of buying loads of stuff, or even one specific thing, I almost never find it.

Then when I am in a rush, loaded down with a heavy bag or just a bit skint I see lots of things that I'd like!

What's that all about then?

df

Oohhhhhh crumpets with a poached egg on top..... oh yes please Clodagh!! Mmmm *drool*

xx

jeni

I was just going to say that............:)

Cheryl - has your big grin got anything to do with 4 men who appeared on TV on Sunday night? Your favourite was looking rather goooooood I thought!

df

What's going on Diva, why the big grin??

Do tell.

Ali B

Oh I can't wait until Mr Debbie gets home from work tonight.

1. He will be accompanied by fish'n'chips.

2. I can't wait to say to him 'hey, so who's the bread winner now then?'

Sad, I know ;-)

Debbie x

PS: I can't watch those gorgeous boys until Thursday night! GB is so lovely these days. yum.

Gordon Brown??????? LOL

derbyfi - I taped that and am waiting til Mr Diva is well and truly outta the way before my 60 minute Howardfest!!! Told you he was gawj!!

AliB - I can't tell. I'll have to shoot you afterwards!

All's well in Diva world. Let's just say The Eagle Has Landed!!!

Debbie - bread winner - LOL!!! That's brilliant.

Make mine a battered sausage!

x x x

battered sausage - ouch! we too are ahving chip shop chips tonight - just because we can - yum yum

super bp x

I'm making my spesh spicy cubed potatoes tonight: peel and cube your spuds (about 2" cubes), submerge in boiling water for about 4 minutes (it HAS to be boiling) then drain well.

Meanwhile, heat a baking tray with a tiny bit of corn oil (until oil is smoking) then tip the drained parboiled cubes in the hot oil. Season with whatever takes your fancy (tonight - smoked paprika and chilli flakes) then pop back into the hot oven for about 40 minutes, giving 'em a shake about half way through (and the potato cubes!!!!!)

They will be served with gammon steaks (smoked, and NOT from Ireland), mushrooms, onion rings, peas and a side salad.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

For all the Mums on the blog (new and old)

The Night before Christmas for MOMs

'Twas was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode,
only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
while visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.

The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
with a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"

With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
she descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."

"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone."

"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."

The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,
same double chin. "She'll cook, she'll dust, "
she'll mop every mess. You'll relax, take it easy,
watch The Young & the Restless." "Fantastic!" the mom cheered.
"My dream come true! "I'll shop. I'll read., I'll sleep a whole night
through! "

From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared... and I 'm wet."

The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.

"You the best mommy ever. " I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal. "
That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."

Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear, "
Only one loving mother, is needed here."

The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, " for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,
when they'll be too old, for my cradle-song."

The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight.
Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right.

Merry christmas xx

PDragon,

If in doubt then wait until you get here to buy the single. If you buy it as a CD then atleast you'll have something physical. I was about to post this on the other blog but luckily i saw the "new blog" post.

Bingo

Glad to see ya about chap :)

Clodagh

You've been a busy blogger today . . .thank you

CtD ya been quiet today . . . busy on FB are you?

Debbie,

Glad the job's going good :)

BsMum,

i'll be in YOUR corner muttering BAH HUMBUG under me breath.

The rest of ya

Sorry i've not named checked you but thanks for the reading material the last few days as i've been sat in the office twiddling me fumbs :)

I was gonna type summat else but i forgot what it was now so will have to do it later once i've remembered

Steve :-D

Steve- you cheeky minky!!!

Been busy today - lovely!!! Invoicing tomorrow - not lovely!!!!

Had FB open all day but minimised whilst working, like the good gal that I am!!!

Oh Poor Steve - senior moment A!!! I get lots of those these days - now what was I about to do............

Beesmum xxx

Bingo,

#42 *groan*

Steve :-D

Sorry for delayed reply................... an important work phone call came in.

So.......sorry Debbie (#50) but Gary never did it for me and still doesn't. Mark used to be cute but I don't think it works so much at 36 or whatever he is now.

But Howard is so much better looking now than he was in his early 20's - IMHO anyway.

If I wasn't a happily wedded woman then..............ooh er missus!! But Cheryl would probably fight me for him - so I'll just look on from a safe distance and keep my hands firmly to myself (and Mr df of course).

Good show though, apart from a couple of bits I'd have edited out and replaced with another song. No pleasing some folk, is there?

df

df

I'm very happily married but for Howard ....

;-)

x x x

..........mmm........but the sad truth is he'd probably not look twice at me anyway - except to snigger maybe.

Can't speak for you of course CtD - the long fake nails might be just his thing!!

df

Thanks guys - Steve, I will wait until next week before making my purchase.

Jumpy - thankyou. I think it's just taking me a little while to adjust having been independent for so long and having to cope on my own to going to the complete opposite.

Debbie - it's great to hear you sounding happy with your new job.

Diva - think I'm going to have a go at your special potatoes for dinner this week, they sound yummy!

all this talk of food is making me v hungry! mmmmmm crumpets.... I feel a quick trip to the shops before lunch coming on.........

Dragonxx

WhatsmyID - that's made me cry!! Awwwww

xx

jeni

They grow up too quick Jen - treasure the moments xx

Hi Chris, Heard you chat about hols in Rhyl and Towyn..my Mother in law is the mayor of Rhyl...if you fancy a chat with her just let me know....I'm the daft so and so that sent you the Tattoo, Biker and trike mags :o)
I live in Buckley..I used to go to Anglesey for my hols every year as a child...loved it...I didn't realise you came to wales for hols!

Lou Lou x

derbyfi, Gary never used to float my boat at all when he was younger, but he has got better with age ;-)

Thanks Dragon.

You see I have made a decision.

I wasn't too sure about this job on the first day. Totally like nothing that I have done before. I felt myself going down my usual route of doubt. 'Have I done the right thing?' 'Am I going to be able to do this?'

And I decided that I am not going to fill my head with any of that doubt. This is a new challenge, could take me down a path, workwise, that I would never normally have considered.

So I work mostly in an office, in a smurf suit. But I get the best of both worlds, office work and the experience of learning about the process of a plant bakery.

I am going to be positive. So there.

Sorry. Don't know where that came from LOL.

Debbie x

Whey Hey Tip Toppers,
We,re on fire tonite,luvin it Babies,
on the crumpet debate though Debs C,I like mine well buttered and then add a nice smelly cheese, slather, all over the proceedings.

Cannot take ownership of slather,ed though,its one of Darling Diva,s.

JTT x.

We seem to be discussing two types of crumpet on here simultaneously - multi-tasking or what? :)

I like my edible crumpets just covered in butter........................but there again.........

df

LOL derbyfi........you can't beat a nice bit of crumpet.

Butter only is good too. Lots of it. So that it runs down your chin.

Now pancakes...I just don't get pancakes. Yuk.

x x x

JTT I love your blogging btw!

I just like a nice bit of crumpet, buttered?? Yes please......o'er

Mr Jumpy likes a nice bit of crumpet too :)

I do prefer mine buttered with jam though, has become my regular breakfast along with a couple of mugs of coffee.

Oh Debs you gotta let us know the response to your breadwinner line!!

Crumpet in the morning......very nice!!!!!! LOL
Always a GREAT way to start the day........

Indeeeed ;)

ooh James..............do you mean what I think you might?? :))

df

Steady on James Laaaaad, That Tux has to remain pristine, And we cannot go towards the Dickie area Mr Bond .
Beezer will be on Anon with harsh retribution old bean. LoL.

JTT.

Jen: He laughed and said 'so where did you hear that?'

Bloody cheek.

I wouldn't mind but with all the bread related jokes I've had (and there have been a few) I honestly don't think that was one on them.

My I am stuffed now, tea was great but all I want to do is lay on the sofa under a throw and sleep.

No such luck, uniform to get ready...blah blah....a woman's work........

Debbie x

James ,have you seen the new Bond girl on FB, MW a, now 007 I have it on good authority that Erroll is a better shot with the old bowler hat though.
Poor old Odd Job, twas not good form to fry him in that fashion Jim.

JTT.

JTT

It's all gone rather quiet - maybe everyone in the UK is eating their dinner and 007 is off planning a daring rescue of his latest Bond girl before plying her with buttered crumpets?

Think I'll see what's on TV so will say goodnight until Thursday probably.

Forgot to guess the advent thingy today and I was one day out (a bit like on Popmaster) so for Wednesday I will guess a wrapped parcel.

df

Bingo.

It doesn't have to be an ultra posh gym that you have to be a celeb to join.

Remember, that was where I met CLP, at the gym that we were both members of, and I certainly ain't rich or famous.

Really can't stay too long tonight, so just one message to deliver.

DtM.

I don't want to impose myself on your birthday celebrations, but if you are up for that pint I owe you (I lost count, was it 2?), I could settle that particular debt next Wednesday.

Let me know what you think.

I hope you are all getting suitably festive.

Peace etc

MfR

Goodnight DerbyFi,

Excellent use of the old double Entendre, plying crumpet with a soupsonne of Best buttered crumpet.

Oooh where,s a Beezer when you need one.

JTT.

Hey - it's me. And guess what - I'm upstairs on the actual bed whilst Himself is downstairs watching Stargate. This is the first time I've tested the wireless broadband thingy - I usually sit about 12" from the router - but hey - it's magic!!!!

Endless possibilities for FNWC's of the future ....

Crumpets. Can't beat 'em slathered in ... lemon curd.

Their sweetness is my weakness, you see!

Back in a mo - evening all!

Diva x x x

Debs. Well done!! You're on the up, sweetie.

And can I just say to all of yous here.

You're all very sweet and thankyou for your lovely comments when I leave various miscellaneous sh**e on here. It means a lot to me and I don't say thankyou enough.

I know I come across as daft, opinionated and robust but I'm really just like everybody else in the sense that I'm wracked with self-doubt and depression, and just at the minute I'm struggling. For no specific reason, well, apart from Renee's being hard work, but just I'm feeling miserable. But it will pass, and all will be well. I know I'm a lucky woman.

So again, I appreciate your good vibes and I wish you all well.

xx

Clodagh.xx

Awwww Clodagh - it works both ways babe. There's days when all of us struggle - whether its with energy or sanity, but one things for sure, this blog is a fantastic place to come and share, offload, laugh and cry. Often all at the same time!

You're not so bad yourself, you daft auld bint!!!!

Cheryl x x x

Sorry folks had to go to a meeting.....

hey

just found this genius comment / idea left on the wal of the FB Group to get Terry and Aled to the top this Christmas:



Why not buy one copy this week and one copy next week -give it instead of a card to someone special! Or someone you'd like to be special, even? Or your mother - in - law. Your worst enemy, even. Whatever. Just do it. You know it makes sense!





What a grand idea!!!!

Diva x x x

all done now Bondy?

Hi CtD, all done 'til quitting time in 1.5 hours...not that I'm counting.

Clodagh

You lovely, lovely lady.

There doesn't have to be a reason does there. I'm learning that there doesn't have to be a reason for feeling crap. Just accept that right now things are hard, but as you know, they won't always be so.

I'm hope that we do help you, you have been such a support on here.

Me?...well I'm not letting myself think anything other than day by day. One good day is a good thing, two even better.......day by day.

Lots of love to you.

Debbie x x x

hi Matt

- that sounds great - would be nice to meet for a pint

- I may not get to the M until 9 or 10, depending on the old locomotive, but you'd be very welcome to drop in - my mate and his girl are dropping by too, should be fun . . . I look forward to chatting sports cars with you . . .

Keep in touch

Dan

Deb - before you know it, you'll have more good days than bad. It'll happen.

xxxx

Aww, you guys are too kind.

Stop before you make me blush.


Actually, don't stop - I don't embarrass easily.

Xxx

MW, a!

Clodagh ya ejit,
Giz a kiss no ones looking xxx.

JTT.

*gets camera*

Steve :-D

Hahaha ok Pucker Up.

As I say to the Genius daughter when she's bin on the garlic bread and is loomin' over me with the full pucker on; I'd rather be shot than poisoned, hurrah!!

And tanks Debs and Cheryl!

Now enough already, quite right I'm a silly aul bint.

Clodagh.xx

Clodagh, That's a great expression..... I'd rather be shot than poisoned..... I'm gonna have to use THAT!!!!!

Hahaha well of course the other one was when she was a wee small girl and used to reach up for a big smacker, I used to bend down, screw me face up tightly and say "Is it over yet?"

Hahaha, jayzus I'm surprised she's not scarred for life, bless her.

Mind you, she is a psychologist.....

Clodagh.xx

I had an boss that used to deliberately eat garlic at lunch when she met with a colleague of mine, who hated the stuff. She would sit as close to him as possible and breathe in his face the whole meeting......

Hmm she sounds like a bit of a worry 007, did she bring a wooden stake with her too?