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THE CHRISTMAS DISTANT ELEPHANT HAS JUST APPPEARED ON THE HORIZON

Chris Evans | 14:14 UK time, Tuesday, 2 December 2008

There he is, look at him, miles away but I can already see...

...his smirk. The distant elephant, the scourge of an adult's life. How do we stop him landing on our doorstep? Immediate action.

When I said we were behind yesterday, I wasn't joking.

Financially, organisationally, chronologically things were slipping away from team Evans both domestically and professionally.

I don't think it was anyone's fault particularly, just the sudden explosion of a huge workload.

So, yesterday at work, we did what we always do, commit to everything and then use the deadline of five o'clock to do it all or die.

Last night we changed seven features on the show and one during the show! They all sort of worked and tonight no doubt, they'll work a little better.

Later last evening, my brain was so fried when I arrived home, that I declared an emergency meal out so Natasha and I could have a pow-wow without having to worry about cooking and then dirty plates and all that duff.

Many decisions were made over pasta and parmesan, not to mention half a bottle of wine for me, culminating in action-stations part deux today.

This morning, I promised myself and my wife I would not get out of the car today until I had made every single "call to sort."

After I stopped the car outside the gym, it was a further two hours and five minutes before I was done.

Several times I almost copped out of the next call with the justification of having done the one before but no, for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I just kept on going until all the awkward conversations had been had.

So, there you are and here I am, in work early (again and freshly worked-out and de-kerfuffled).

My daughter's mum, by the way, has asked me to point out she is not, in any way, a loose woman. Don't worry she was only joking.

CLP.

2008.

X.

P.S. We had to leave the Christmas single thing till the week after next but keep your suggestions coming.

P.P.S. Gingembre your TFI Christmas gift has not been forgotten.

X.X.X.

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  • Comment number 1.

    Chris - how wonderful you are - you don't forget anyone - thanks for playing my crackers - that cheered me up in what is being the beginning of a very stressful week - thanks for caring

    super bp x

  • Comment number 2.

    Blimey just reading all that has made me feel tired. So busy but it's good to get everything you need to do out of the way. Now if someone could help me understand my accounting homework and how to work out the Bad & Doubtful debts provision for the year, that would make me a happy chappy.
    TTFN
    x

  • Comment number 3.

    *THUD*

    ..sound of me passing out!

    will blog again when I come round!!!!

  • Comment number 4.

    rusty - pass it this way - I will have a look - been a while since my exams though!

    Super bpx ACCA

  • Comment number 5.

    I'll leave that one to you sbp!

    DD out

    Blimey Chris!!!

  • Comment number 6.

    Hi Chris:

    What a great blog today (well, of course, they are all great .... but you know what I mean!).

    You are so right of course, that we should deal with each thing we have to, one right after the other, but I must confess I do cop-out from time to time!

    My, you are being evasive about your daughter and her mum! I think I know what you mean, but I'm not absolutely sure yet!

    And as for Gingembre - hurrah!

    C xx

  • Comment number 7.

    Sorry Chris!!!!! - my bad! Although I did rectify my mistake and without going through it all directed folk to Wiki to clear up any misunderstandings. Once again my sincere apologies for being blonde.

    Re#147 of the previous blog 10 to go!!!!!

    Sorry babypink - still no sign of No. 7 yet!! and am presuming alternative lyrics for 29! (stuggled with that one as i only know it in German!!!)

    QUack

  • Comment number 8.

    Wow, you've worn me out - and I thought I was busy!!
    Remember, health and happiness is above anything else in this life

    Have a good show

    Liz xxx

  • Comment number 9.

    Yippeee - gingembres pressie on its way

    BM xxx

  • Comment number 10.

    Cheers Super bp :-)
    I'm sure my entry level CIMA is way too easy for you. I keep getting told the more questions you do...etc..etc Got the exam on the 7th Jan...guess what i'll be doing this festive season, lol.

    x

  • Comment number 11.

    CLP

    I was tired before I read that, now I'm exhausted and have been inundated with texts from an over-excited Gingembre!!!

    Keep dong what you do oh so well, for that is why we love you dearly!!

    Take a look at yesterday's blog for alternative blogging Abba and Blur lyrics - if you dare!! Maybe Johnny Saunders could sing them for us ..... ? ? ?

    Bagpuss - you have a lovely pair of crackers!

    One more hour to get your advent calendar guessed in gang!!

    Hi Rusty - long time no blog!

    Cheryl x x x

  • Comment number 12.

    Chris,

    Excellent blog - I can't keep up with you, good job I don't have to, I can just admire you from afar.

    C, I think Chris used to be married to Carol McGriffin of Loose Women fame - that's if my celebrity gossip brain serves me right!

    Rusty, Can't help out with the accounting homework I'm afraid. Only got a grade 3 CSE in my maths (Showing my age there).

    Oh Gingembre - how exciting, have you picked yourself up off the floor yet?

    AliB
    xx

  • Comment number 13.

    Ginge? Ginge? Can you hear us? Come on guys give him some air!!! Has any one got smelling salts? That's it Diva lets put him in the recovery position.....gently does it!

    Quack

  • Comment number 14.

    AliB - your Grade 3 CSE beats my Grade 5!! The longest 3 hours of my life - I tihnk I only got a Grade 5 coz I showed up on time and put my name in the right box on the front of the exam paper!!

    Hmmmmm ... invoincing day tomorrow.

    out with the abaci !!

  • Comment number 15.

    dook. i'll be gentle with him .....

    NOT!

  • Comment number 16.

    Cheryl - that will not bring me round, please move your hand from there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Comment number 17.

    Aaaaah but it IS making you smile!!!

    ;-)

  • Comment number 18.

    Right for all those who wish to sort out Chris' family please nip over to the pub where I have spelt (?) it out. Don't want to keep going over it here - I'm feeling very bad for mentioning it in the first place.

    Apologies again

    quack

  • Comment number 19.

    in my pod all the decorations are up - when my tree went up - another tree was produced and loads of tinsel to go around the screens - christmas is here

    super bp (getting more and more excited by the moment)

  • Comment number 20.

    CtD, The funny this is, like you I seem to spend all my time invoicing and doing accounting type stuff. If I'd known my job would involve that I might have paid more attention at school - but then again I might not have done - hated every second of secondary school.

    As long as my accountancy package and bank statement balance at the end of each week I'm happy.

    AliB
    X

  • Comment number 21.

    Phew. Am back.

    Now where was I. Oh yes.

    Lindyloo. Couldn't find me Abba Gold, musta bin' confiscated on the grounds of good taste by the GD, but here's a bit of summat for now.

    The mooning song.

    Did you see my bum, Fernando,
    I remember, long ago, another rubbish night like this,
    In the firelight, Fernando,
    We were downing vodka tonics, whisky sour and advocaat,
    We could hear the nightclub calling via Burger King and Happy Hour bar.

    There was something in the beer that night,
    The food was sh*te, Fernando,
    They were handing out to you and me more G&T, Fernando,
    Though we thought that we could hold our booze,
    There's no baguettes,
    If I had to do the same again,
    I would stop in, Fernando.

    (And that's no reference to anybody's party by the way.) ee.

    Right. Am gaspin' for a cuppa tea.

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 22.

    ....not as much as Chris did about half an hour ago. Cannot tell you how excited/surprised/excited/tad embarrassed/excited/humbled/excited I am!!!

  • Comment number 23.

    Oooh Ginge I wonder what it is!!!

    Oh dear that's a nasty bump on the head you have there!

    By the way the ginger tea is making me feel sooooo much better! Looks like Max knows what he's talking about after all.

    CtD- I'm loving the idea that Jonny could sing the blog songs! Somebody give him a mic' ......... no he can't have mine!

    Deck the halls with bows of holly! Tra la la la la la la la la!

    Luv
    Lyndyloo
    & Booboo
    -x-x-

  • Comment number 24.

    Diva - he's smiling cos he fell on me - so with you on top we have a KW sandwich!!!

    BM xxx

  • Comment number 25.

    Dook - I think 29 may be a sad as something like oh christmas tree how lovely are thy branches...!

    Still no 7 for me either

    Nev

  • Comment number 26.

    Gingerbread?!

  • Comment number 27.

    Christoff, whilst I don't know who your daughter's Mum is, I did know that she was not that ghastly Loose Wooman!!! Sorry, CLP, but I just cannae see how you got on with her!!!

    Sounds like you’re too busy, laddy!!!! Watch yerself, you are too needed at home and at work to risk burnout! But well done on a positive pow-wow with Tash - could do with one in the HLS household as we are way beyond panic stations here! It takes a lot of guts to get your head down and have those conversations, but you must feel such a weight of your shoulders!!!!

    Kinda freaked out that your relations and folk you know read our comments … but not as freaked as the dear Blogette (shall we keep you nameless hon??) who called your daughter’s Mum a Loose Woman! :D

    Huggles

    Susan - off to GP with Limpet


    My sad attempt at lyrics!!

    Now I'm the king of the bloggers
    Oh, the Blog VIP
    I've reached 500 and had to stop
    And that's what botherin' me
    I wanna find the next post
    And scroll right to the end
    And be just like the other bloggers
    I'm tired of scrolling around!

    Oh, oobee doo
    I wanna be like you
    I wanna blog like you
    Type like you, too
    You'll see it's true
    A Blogette like me
    Can learn to be funny too

    Now don't try to kid me, ‘Embre
    I made a deal with you
    What I desire is to blog, not tire
    To make my dream come true
    Give me the secret, ‘Embre
    Clue me what to do
    Give me the power to blog every hour
    So I can be like you

    You!
    I wanna be like you
    I wanna blog like you
    Type like you, too
    You'll see it's true
    Someone like me
    Can learn to be
    Like someone like you!

  • Comment number 28.

    ~sucking on Ginembre's face~

    What's happened to him???

    Ginge!! Ginge!! Can you hear us hon??

    Oh .... your meant to blow in CPR aren't you??

  • Comment number 29.

    Hello Chris,

    I hope you had a good holiday. Last night's show was like, wow, a Christmas Party! A festive season launch thrash. A month ago, I thought that we were on top of all things Christmas, but no - it's coming quicker than you can say, have you iced the cake yet? The answer to that very question has just about filled my day- you see, the cake made in plenty of time about 6 weeks ago, and each week since, has been taken out of its wrapping for another spoon of brandy- seemed smugly unconcerned by the advance of time, even last week- it was still only November, the cake was naked and kicking-back in the cupboard with a tin of Roses - so why worry? But here we are just three Mondays away from the big day and already the diary is full to bursting - every stitch doing its job - the writing getting smaller each time the phone rings. Of course hubby remains unconcerned - "how much do you enjoy Christmas?" I asked him - he replied, " you can't really quantify an abstract noun".

    If you'd like to make Christmas something you enjoy, do something you enjoy at Christmas.

    TVWx

  • Comment number 30.

    That would be Gingembre.

    I'll get my coat .......

  • Comment number 31.

    AliB #12: thank you, you are absolutely right about Ms McGiffin. However, Chris did not have a child with her. Chris has an adult daughter from a previous relationship (a very long time ago!) and what I meant is: does "his daughter and her mum" refer to his first child, or is this a reference to Natasha and their baby .... who may be a daughter?!!!

    Only CLP (and Natasha) know the answer to this at the moment. Drat!!!

    C xx

  • Comment number 32.

    See what I've started?

  • Comment number 33.

    Blimey that was all too much for me not sure what was going on.

    Apart from the PPS - enfin ginge!!! Now I'd get up before someone throws that icy bucket of water over you.

    Nev

  • Comment number 34.

    Gingembre and DD. Yous is GENiuses, hahahahaha bless yous.

    Cathmel. That will come home to roost, hun. Meanwhile I think Mister Dingbat is on very shaky ground, legally speaking. He simply can not get out of supporting his children and nor should he. Don't get me going, it makes me rabidly angry when men (and indeed, women,) think they can just walk away from their children when it suits them. It wreaks havoc with the said children and it disgusts me.

    Ok, so I'm lucky that though my ex would affirm that he wasn't the best husband, (he was actually ahead of me on points, I was possibly the worst farmers' wife known to man) he has always been a fantastic dad, and he is reaping the benefit of a daughter who thinks he's the dog's danglies and would walk over hot coals for him now. And that's why I count my blessings daily and why it makes me so sad and angry when I read stories like yours.

    So for now, keep focussed on your lovely girls and keep your integrity. Don't get drawn into points-scoring but check your legal and financial situation. What goes around comes around, sweetheart, but it may be some time. Your happiness and theirs is paramount.

    Good luck.xx

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 35.

    I'm scared now!!!!! I've upset peeps that i didn't want to - I just wanted to explain it :-(

    Well the snow hasn't stopped and its getting dark so I'm heading off. Might be back tommorow depends on the weather

    *quietly* quack

  • Comment number 36.

    dook- old boss just came and sold me some of her duck eggs - (careful how I type that) - yum yum!

  • Comment number 37.

    Dook, I feel bad too that I might have over stepped the mark about Chris and his family. I didn't mean too folks.....honest.

    I can't access the Blog and Duck, what should I be doing? Where am I going wrong? It's all a bit technical for me!!

    AliB
    xx

  • Comment number 38.

    blog and duck always freezes on me so cannot get into it during work - sorry everone

  • Comment number 39.

    Chris and all please join the facebook group to get Little drummer boy/peace on earth to number 1. You can pre-order it there to.

  • Comment number 40.

    Andy

    if you go to CLP bloggers on FB, we've created 2 groups there too.

    Cheryl x

  • Comment number 41.

    All this talk of snow has finally got to me.... I've booked to go out to stay with my best mate for New Year in Andorra in the snow. Yippeee I get skis on my feet first day of 2009!!!!

    For anyone travelling home in the bad weather please take care and be safe.

    Luv
    Lyndyloo
    & Booboo
    -x-x-

  • Comment number 42.

    Lyndyloo: my thoughts exactly. Yes, it's all lovely when we're singing "Frosty the Snowman" but it's quite a different matter when he's standing in your driveway and will not let you pass!

    Take care everyone.

    C xx

  • Comment number 43.

    Where are you Diva??
    BM xxx

  • Comment number 44.

    Come on Diva I can't stand the eggsitement (oh no that would be easter?) what is it?

    Nev

  • Comment number 45.

    Boo!

    Soz - was waiting for Lady Boss to hit the high road - thought she's never go ....

    anyhoooooo ......

    ** drum roll please **

    Window No. 2 of the bloggers advent calendar 2008 is ......





    A sprig of holly




    The clostest guess was Chrissie who guessed a holly wreath!

    Thinking caps on for tomorrow!

    Diva xxx

    PS: the "original" calendar was two mices having a kiss. Sweet!!

  • Comment number 46.

    Aaaaah sweet mices to pieces.

    BM xxx

    Jovial - when were you read out last night and I will listen again - couldn't stand all the chris***s stuff last night!
    Sus says we need to get a room over on the other blog ! hehe

  • Comment number 47.

    I am going to be early as boss back in tommorrow.

    I think it maybe a present.

    M.xx

  • Comment number 48.

    well I am glad you scrapped the original calendar as the thought that tomorrow could be three mice in a menage a trois is very distrurbing...!

    Nev

  • Comment number 49.

    Duly noted, michmel! xx

    Off to have the talons trimmed and painted tonight - undecided what colour to go for. All (sensible) suggestions welcome!

    Mr Diva cooking dinner tonight - spag bol. Delish!!

  • Comment number 50.

    Good Gordon Highlanders!!

    I never guess anything correctly!! And strictly speaking, I didn't guess this correctly either!!!

    Heading home with my wellies on (wellies, you lot!) and hoping I don't fall on my jacksy!

    C xx


    P.S. CtD: well done with the calendar - sterling work so far! x

  • Comment number 51.

    Ctd - purple and black - its so you and will lok great with sparkly stuff over the top! very seasonal

  • Comment number 52.

    Nev - the way those mices breed, by the weekend we could have had a veritable orgy of mousiness!

  • Comment number 53.

    Hmmmm. They're nearly always black, and for Christmas I'm going for their black with glittery bits in. Might go purple tonight then BP!!

    If, just if, maybe, if my crackers get read out (oooooh errrrrrr!) would someone text me or leave a msg on here or FB so i can listen again.

    Worse thing about the nail bar - incessant Mariah Carey "music" to endure.

    Blurgh!!

  • Comment number 54.

    On Christmas eve I'll go for 24 of them forming a human pyramid on top of a mouse sized bicycle!

    Oh dear best go home I think.

    Nev

  • Comment number 55.

    How can mice form a human pyramid - I really am cracking up.

  • Comment number 56.

    LOL Nev - I was banking on a mouse-infested nativity scene, with scamp mouse playing the part of baby jeeesus in his manger, and other mouses dressed as donkeys, sheep and wise men looking on.

    Not forgetting the lobster of course. Who could forget the lobster at the nativity ....

    ** wait for me Nev, I'll come with you **

    Cheryl xx

  • Comment number 57.

    Dark red diva plus the sparkly bits way to go!

    BM xxx

  • Comment number 58.

    hmmm. i'm liking that.

    will reveal all later .... xxxx

  • Comment number 59.

    IIIIIIII'mmmmm bbbbbaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkk!

    GP couldn't find anything wrong for the Limpet! Phew!!!

    Ooooooo - ALED ON THIS MORNING TOMORROW FOR THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!

  • Comment number 60.

    Par um pa pa pum

  • Comment number 61.


    BINGO STAR ERE - Gotta quick joke... As it's near Christmas... I sent a round robin through the post.... only problem ave goot the RSPB after me!!!!!!!! NNNYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  • Comment number 62.

    Ooohhhhhh Gingembre - your pressie is in the post by the sound of it.

    Chris: you have finally grown up - it's a b****r, isn't it, when you do all the things you promised.

    Right, got over-excited there, off to read all the posts.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 63.

    And, before I do that btw, who is sending me an email with PHOTOS!!!! My laptop can't cope. Is it you Mary, with your lovely Chrissie emails? Or you Cheryl, with your naked men?

    Just have to keep switching off and on, off and on, till it eventually appears.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 64.

    Afternoon/Evening everyone, busy day today. Loads of meetings. Not much blogging or listening for me.....

  • Comment number 65.

    Annie- it might have been me... it's really cute once you get it honest...soz honey!

    Luv
    Lyndyloo
    -x-

  • Comment number 66.

    Wow... and I thought my life was hectic...

    Don't work yourself too hard, Mr Evans!

    I just saw the video. The beginning gave me the shivers! I will buy the single as soon as I get home from Uni next week...

  • Comment number 67.

    Lyndyloo, you're forgiven. Switch off, then on, then off, then on. We'll get there eventually.

    Am off to the Blog & Duck till it sorts itself out.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 68.

    Well it's another late night for me again - I get paid overtime but by the time the tax man's has his share it's almost not worth doing!!!!

    Anyway people in the office have been laughing at me today as I have often felt the need to burst into song - this has been contagious (sp?) as other people have joined in.

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas .....

  • Comment number 69.

    Got there eventually. No, it wasn't you Lyndyloo. It was the Dalai Llama - well not really, but sayings from him. No naked men, so won't forward it to Cheryl!!!!!

    xxxx

  • Comment number 70.

    Oh wow geewhizz - great news indeed.

    Good to hear it's not just me that has to set aside time to do those calls.

    Congrats Debbie on the new job. Hope everything went well today.

    I have a note for my extended absence and it says one word for the reason for absence "exhausted".

    Bagpuss good to hear your gobsmackers - nice one. Sorry JTT didn't hear your name mentioned but then again I don't get into the car until late at present.

    To everyone else, until I can blog again - thankyou very much for the entertainment yesterday and today with lyrics you have had me in stitches and it isn't easy to hide them as in open plan office.

    Will get to peak head around blog and post sometime soon I promise.

  • Comment number 71.

    Advent Calendar guess:


    Christmas Bauble (ornament thingy) all sparkly

    Diva - Burgundy with sparkles would look great.

  • Comment number 72.

    Hi Susan

    Sorry for delay, but yes it is me from F/B!

    Thanks for the advice on the teen daughter. I think it's probably me over reacting (my husband says I do that!!).

    How did you get on at the GP?

    Janet
    x

  • Comment number 73.

    Diva - Alternate red and green for the season!!!

    Advent calendar guess: Mistletoe (and maybe some wine!!!!)

  • Comment number 74.

    From tonight's show, I think Barbara Windsor would have made a great bond girl.....

  • Comment number 75.

    Ok ..... so far ....

    1 AIAMNCFAB Away in a manger no crib for a bed
    2 AIWFCIMTFT - All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
    3 AM - Ave Maria

    6 CROAOF - Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

    8 DDMOH - Ding Dong Merrily on High
    9 FTSWAJHS - Frosty the Snowman was a Jolly Happy Soul
    10 GKWLO - Good King Wenceslas Looked Out
    11 GRYMG - God Rest You Merry Gentlemen
    12 HTHAS - Hark the Herald Angels Sing
    13 HWCAWATLSG - Here We Come A-Wassailing Among the Leaves so Green
    14 HYAMLC - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

    16 ICUTMC - It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
    17 IDOAWC - I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
    18 ISMKSC - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
    19 ITBM - In the Bleak Mid-winter
    20 IWICBCED - I Wish it Could Be Christmas Every Day
    21 JBJBJATW - Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All The Way
    22 JTTW - Joy To The World
    23 LDLDOTDR - Little Donkey Little Donkey on the Dusty Road
    24 LISLISLIS - Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

    28 OCAYF - Oh Come All Ye Faithful
    29 OCTOCTHLATB - Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
    31 OIRDC - Once In Royal David’s City
    32 OLTOB - Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
    33 OTFDOCMTLGTM - On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Said to Me
    34 RATCT - Rocking Around The Christmas Tree
    35 RTRNR - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
    36 SATWS - See Amid The Winters Snow
    37 SBRAYL - Sleigh Bells Ring, Are you Listening
    38 SCICTT - Santa Claus is Coming To Town

    41 SNHNAICAIB -Silent Night, Holy Night All is Calm, All is Bright
    42 THATI - The Holly and the Ivy
    43 TTNBC - Twas the Night Before Christmas

    45 WACIB - When A Child Is Born
    46 WSGSUTC
    47 WSWTFBN - While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night
    48 WTKOOA - We Three Kings of Orient Are

    50 WWYAMCAAHNY - We Wish You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

    Haven't got:

    4 CIFC
    5 CTMAW
    7 DCMS
    15 IBHFC
    25 LJSS
    26 LTC
    27 MHABYL
    39 SHLOABOS
    40 SHIIMCEHF
    44 TVMHABB
    46 WSGSUTC
    49 WWITA

  • Comment number 76.

    Ok - sleep deprivation attacks again - just got why I was giving CPR to Gingembre!! Doh!

  • Comment number 77.

    Well HLS you have been a busy bee!!

    #5 is a wonderful Cliff song!!!

  • Comment number 78.

    Suse: Well done, I didn't even try.

    I'll go for 34. Bsmum - you really can't like the Chris Rea Driving Home for Christmas. It's just awful!!!! Much as I love him, he really has recorded some turkeys.

    Hmmmm - turkeys - Christmas.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 79.

    Does anyone want the answers yet or shall I hold off for a few hours/days/weeks/months/years?

  • Comment number 80.

    Ah, see, now I understand why I couldn't find you all at the Blog and Duck - you're all still in the first Blog 'room' - there have been another two since then!!!

    Off to make the dinner all confused!!!

    Huggles

    Susan

  • Comment number 81.

    Suse: Have I been talking to myself in the Blog and Duck then?

    Bums.

    xxxx

  • Comment number 82.

    advent - christmas tree..
    struggling with the list but love lislislis...

    what is the blog and duck?

  • Comment number 83.

    Dear me

    And there is Chris Rea Driving Home for Christmas.

    Hope you're listening Bsmum.

    Bleughrrrrrr

    xxxx

  • Comment number 84.

    Off for a fag while he's burbling

    x

  • Comment number 85.

    What do you think is the most overplayed xmas song (not carols)? Driving Home for Christmas could be one.......

  • Comment number 86.

    Bond: That is definitely one. Now if it was Stainsby Girls, Water Signs or Tennis!!!

    His worst I think is the one (can't remember the name of the song) about his children watching the news. What's it called? Truly awful.

    Even worse is the Cliff Richard songs for Christmas. Yukky.

    xxx

  • Comment number 87.

    Just spent 2 hours putting up the tree....
    am CREAM CRACKERED !

    would have taken half as long if i hadent had cherub and hubby helping.

    In need of a hot bath ! (the bubbles are rising as we speak).

    Sorry not been on the blog all week - had a bit of a hectic n stressfull one, but its christmas now and as we all know thats always relaxing and not stressfull in any way isnt it ???

    Gill ~ The Wigan Lass

  • Comment number 88.

    Hello

    Haven't been able to catch up on posts but I will later when the house falls quiet.

    The outcome at court today was good. The court have referred it back to the police to give him a final warning. I think this is basically the same as a caution (please correct if wrong Gingembre).

    The police have three weeks to do this and if they do we don't have to go back to court. And the record is swiped when he is 18.

    Basically, as it's a first offence, the employer has given him a great reference and he is still in their employement which looked very good for him.

    Lucky, stupid boy eh?

    But the solicitor was so rude. We waited for him for an hour and half and when he turned up we all stood up. He shook hands with Mr Debbie and the teen, but he ignored me. I felt so silly with my hand mid air.

    Then he said that we should go downstairs to which Mr Debbie said 'all of us?' The reply was 'no just Dad and Tom'

    I was so angry. Maybe I didn't look like his mum, I don't know.

    But it doesn't matter now anyway.

    Hope you are all well, catch up later.

    x x x

  • Comment number 89.

    Beesmum Darling,

    Yo Ho Hoe.

    Steve the Sailor x.

  • Comment number 90.

    Forgot to say Gingembre, wahoo! Can't wait to find out what it is.

    And thank you again for your help. Mr Debbie and I are very grateful.

    x x x

  • Comment number 91.

    Debbie: So glad it went well today. Yes, stupid boy, but maybe he's learnt from it. Hope you have a quiet evening.

    Love, xxxxx

  • Comment number 92.

    The inner fairylights are a little dim this evening. The hounds and I were out for evening walk listening to Chris as is our usual routine and the batteries on my radio died miles from home so we had to complete our walk with only the sound of our feet on the already frozen (brrr) ground. It did not make for a happy walk.

    I'm hoping that if I catch up with the rest of the show later this evening it will bring back the cheer!

    Hope you all had good days.

    xXx

  • Comment number 93.

    Debbie-C,

    You should have said something to the solicitor i know he's "free" but he still gets paid i'd have questioned him. I know it's hard when you don't know what the score is (re court procedure and all that) But bad service is bad service in any language :(

    Right YOU lot.

    I got a bone to pick with yous. I was on the OTHER blog happily refreshing the page every so often and though blimey it's gone quiet all of a sudden . . .well course it had ya ALL in here blogging without me :( SOMEONE surely coulda typed NEW BLOG . . .as someone ALWAYS does (except for today) I woulda missed it if i hadn't closed the tab down by mistake. So once again "friends" THANKS

    *wanders orf muttering n a mumblin"

    Steve :-D

  • Comment number 94.

    Don't worry Steve I did the same. If I hadn't had to move to another desk for this evening I wouldn't have known either - maybe I should have checked earlier!!!

  • Comment number 95.

    Steve: You stopped doing a Kevin yet? Off to check last blog to see what you were chuntering about.

    xxx

  • Comment number 96.

    Ok Steve: Bsmum said NEW BLOG on last blog - you were obviously not listening. My 6 yr old grandson told me at the weekend he thought his teacher was a Robot who was programmed to say: Matthew - you are not listening!!!! But Gran, he said, it's not that I'm not listening - I just don't hear her!!!! Are you 6??

    Chrissie: How nice of you to say that about me.

    Spent the last hour listening to my stepson, who popped in to show me his SVQ Level 3 Certificate. He did not do well at school but is now so proud of himself.

    xxx

  • Comment number 97.

    Debbie.

    Don't take that personally, hun. It's just the solicitor being an a**e. Lots of them are, you know.

    Yes, yes, lots of them aren't, I know. But when they are...

    Just be happy the problem seems to be resolved for now. A few days ago you were terrified you might never see him again.

    And he isn't stupid. He's unhappy and probably frightened and needs a right good rollocking so he is left in no doubt that behaviour is counterproductive and won't be tolerated again, but then supported. And who knows, maybe just having his dad beside him on this occasion was what was needed?

    So I'd say you can safely step back, he won't think any less of you and nor will his dad. It's a question of keeping the cage door open. We all need to make and own our own mistakes in life, it's called growing up.

    Right. So any road. This lap-top. Or, more accurately, me previous one. Took it back to whence it came as the keys were sticking in a peculiar fashion, gave 'em a right good rollockin' a la Sybil Fawlty, and they promptly replaced it.

    Well now. Renee has just fessed up upon hearing tonight's show. Seems she spilt rice pudding on it. Don't ask me how, just don't...anyway, Sally the Yorkie jumped up and promptly licked it off, whereupon Renee scarpered and left the crime scene in a hurry. Never said another word about it despite my bad language and growling when I subsequently used it.

    Until now. Now she thinks it's hilarious.

    How bad's that. It's the goldfish story all over again. The woman is a dangerous psychopath.

    Clodagh.xx

  • Comment number 98.

    Good evening everyone!

    Well, I'm totally exhausted now - after working all day, travelling home in the FREEZING weather, catching up on the rest of the old blog, then starting on today's one, and then finding the quiz list - which I had to copy and paste off to have a go at - and then........ well, I daren't read all the rest of the messages in case all the answers are given there.

    So I'm off to the sofa with a pen now and will return when I've exhausted my few remaining brain cells and need to look for the solutions.

    Did see Debbie's post though - what a relief for you!

    Laters

    df

  • Comment number 99.

    DF: I'm already starting to worry about the freezing weather.

    Working tomorrow, then off over the Forth Road Bridge yet again tomorrow night to stay over and see my little boys to school on Thursday morning.

    Weather forecast for Thursday is lots of snow!!!! Ooohhh, I don't do snow, especially if I have to come back over the rickety rackety bridge!!!!! Is it a sign of getting old when you worry about driving in bad weather?

    xxx

  • Comment number 100.

    And, btw: Am looking after little boys on Thursday because his Mum and her sister-in-law are doing their first jewellery stall at a craft fair.

    Check out (dare I do it?) wee -gems website. They have worked really hard at this. xxx

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