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Comedy Dave | 15:58 UK time, Wednesday, 18 July 2007


Dear Computer based friends,

It’s Dave here, back with another one of those blog writing treats. It would appear that lady luck has fingered me as the chosen one to provide you with another exciting instalment of life behind the scenes of the Chris Moyles Show, and as I don’t know how to increase the video capacity on my phone to more than 21 seconds, I am sadly unable to follow up Aled with one of his lengthy hostage style video diaries. So, accept my apologies as we return to boring old typed text, for a mid week update of fun and rollocking frollocks.

Fatherhood is approaching me at speed like a large truck full of nappies, and it’s therefore quite weird writing this on the eve of such a major life change. I was about to say that the next time I write one of these little diary pieces, I’ll be a daddy, although in reality the regularity with which I swerve the blog roster, means that baby him or her will probably be fully potty trained and talking and stuff by the time you hear from me next. We break up for our July hols at the end of this week and Jayne’s due on the 30th which is right in the middle of our break, so it should all be very different upon our return. The ´óÏó´«Ã½s outside broadcast unit have also installed some clever boxes and wires in my spare room, so I can even do the show from home for a few days while I’m on maternity leave. Look forward possibly to live link ups involving some screaming, some dribbling and some toilet based accidents, and hopefully also some audio contributions from mini me as well, as the Chris Moyles Show returns for a new season.

In other news, I’m using this forum to call for a UK wide ban on the purchase of Rihanna’s stupid umbrella record. The met office would no doubt agree with me that rainfall and general crappy weather has increased a-lot-fold since the release of said single, and surely those that felt it necessary to buy it in such numbers to get it to the top of the charts have now had their fun, and can let us enjoy some better weather before the summer is officially over. I have nothing against Rihanna personally and wish her all the very best in the future, but for now the climactic links between her record and the weather we’re experiencing seem all too clear, and that’s why her airplay and chart success need to be terminated immediately probably. *

We talked about the Victoria Beckham coming to America programme this morning and how irritating and rubbish we found it. Surprisingly a lot of you came out in support of her and felt we were wrong. It made for a lively and interesting debate, and while we took onboard the passionate opinions of the Beckhamists amongst you, as instigators and adjudicators of the forum we decided to defend what we’d said originally and collectively agreed that the programme was in fact pish. It will be interesting to see whether ITV next week try and make David out to be as funny as his wife. Good luck David.

For now though, thank you to all of you that have wished me and Jayne luck with the imminent baby arrival, and to everybody that has sent in nappies and dummies and assorted baby things. It’s very kind of you, and is much appreciated by both of us. You’ll hopefully hear all about it very soon when we get back from our two week break, as Chris finally gets to meet his new little buddy…..baby Winston.

Until then look after yourselves, and each other.


Dave
X

* p.s If you agree that Rihanna is at least partially responsible for this summer’s crappy weather, why not reply to this forum with the words ‘Make Rihanna History’ along with your name and where you’re from, and we’ll see what we can do. Ta.


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  • 1.
  • At 01:06 PM on 29 Oct 2007,
  • Lee wrote:

Rihanna can rain on me anyday.

look at the upside to rain, like wet t-shirts.

i ya ask me that will mellore song needs releasing though. would do good.

think of the money

  • 2.
  • At 10:56 PM on 11 Oct 2007,
  • Michelle wrote:

Scott, please can you say happy birthday to our beautiful daughter Hollie Brimble who will be 10 on Sunday 14th October.

Also happy 9th birthday to her brother Joshua for 19th November (so he doesnt feel left out)!!!

All our love,mam, dad and the cats.

They listen to the show most mornings when getting ready for school so it would make their days.

Thanks Scott you are all brill

  • 3.
  • At 05:54 PM on 08 Oct 2007,
  • graham griffin wrote:

how hard can it be, just to find the bbc radio 1 Address. All I want to do is send in a request on Birthday corner. Dave help if I don't get this request out I am in deep and I mean Deep.

My fiance Rebekah Hart is 31 on November the 27th and she is the world to me, I am to marry her on June 14th next year and I just cant wait. Please can you get Chris Moyles
To read this out on her Birthday I no its a month off but I just can't miss this, it will make her morning as she listens to him every morning on birthday corner.Graham. Oundle Northants. thanks

  • 4.
  • At 05:51 PM on 08 Oct 2007,
  • graham griffin wrote:

how hard can it be, just to find the bbc radio 1 Address. All I want to do is send in a request on Birthday corner. Dave help if I don't get this request out I am in deep and I mean Deep.

My fiance Rebekah Hart is 31 on November the 27th and she is the world to me, I am to marry her on June 14th next year and I just cant wait. Please can you get Chris Moyles
To read this out on her Birthday I no its a month off but I just can't miss this, it will make her morning as she listens to him every morning on birthday corner.Graham Oundle Northants. thanks

  • 5.
  • At 02:42 AM on 18 Sep 2007,
  • z boo wrote:

hi RIHANNA is my real auntie. HOLLA

  • 6.
  • At 11:32 AM on 04 Sep 2007,
  • Kat wrote:

Make Rihanna History!

  • 7.
  • At 08:51 AM on 03 Sep 2007,
  • Sam wrote:

Make Rihanna History

  • 8.
  • At 03:20 PM on 22 Aug 2007,
  • Eddy wrote:

This song has caused havoc with the British weather, now that it is doing well in France their weather has also turned cloudy and rainy. maybe the song is cursed?

  • 9.
  • At 05:23 PM on 21 Aug 2007,
  • - Harri =] wrote:

I Think Rihanna Is To Blame For The Crappy Weather, And Because She Was Number One For So Long We Still Have Crappy Weather...

Her New Song Shut Up And Drive Is Good Thought =]

- Harri

  • 10.
  • At 07:35 PM on 20 Aug 2007,
  • jess ..x wrote:

hya ...
rihanna iz ssssssooooo 2 blame 4 the horrid weather ..!
love u lot at radio1 especially the chris moyles show ..xxxxx

  • 11.
  • At 04:12 PM on 19 Aug 2007,
  • Roisin wrote:

Make Rihanna History Mayteeee :)

  • 12.
  • At 02:46 PM on 16 Aug 2007,
  • Sarah wrote:

Make Rhianna History!

She cant speak properly and the chavs have enjoyed this song for too long! IT GOES THROUGH ME!!!

Sarah - Cornwall

  • 13.
  • At 01:21 PM on 14 Aug 2007,
  • Helen wrote:

Make Rihanna History

  • 14.
  • At 07:41 PM on 12 Aug 2007,
  • tommy wrote:

Make Rihanna History

  • 15.
  • At 04:08 PM on 12 Aug 2007,
  • Antony McFeat wrote:

Make Rihanna History!!!

  • 16.
  • At 02:24 PM on 10 Aug 2007,
  • Jack Magill wrote:

Make Rhianna History!..Biffy Clyro's version of umbrella is better AND IT DOESN'T RAIN WHEN I HEAR IT PLAYED!!!...Well done on the kid Dave

Jack in Northern Ireland

  • 17.
  • At 04:55 PM on 09 Aug 2007,
  • Clare wrote:

Make Rhianna History!
Congrats Dave

Clare - Stoke

  • 18.
  • At 02:17 PM on 09 Aug 2007,
  • AnThOnY wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY

  • 19.
  • At 08:29 PM on 08 Aug 2007,
  • AndY Moore wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY

  • 20.
  • At 10:50 AM on 08 Aug 2007,
  • Chris T wrote:

Careful! Rhianna has superpowers like off of Heroes. Any song she writes comes true!!!

Watch out for future releases "Nuclear War" and "Potato Famine"...

Love and hugs

C

  • 21.
  • At 06:02 PM on 07 Aug 2007,
  • Natalie wrote:

Congratulations on the new arrival Dave and Jayne!!

And as for the Rihanna song... thank god it has gone!! But.. if she does jinx everything then her new song is about cars!! Make sure it is not number one or expect to get home hours and hours later due to traffic jams!!

Oh and Moyles ur a legend and i love ya!!

XoXOX

  • 22.
  • At 04:14 PM on 07 Aug 2007,
  • Daniel wrote:

Make Rihanna History

Dan , Leigh

MAKE IT SUNNY

  • 23.
  • At 12:29 PM on 07 Aug 2007,
  • Ben WIlkinson wrote:

Make Rihanna History

  • 24.
  • At 11:44 AM on 07 Aug 2007,
  • Yvonne wrote:

Make Rhianna History!!!


Please, and we may get some sun eventually, bloody umbrellas indeed..


congrats dave on being a daddy!

luv yvonne x

  • 25.
  • At 09:21 AM on 07 Aug 2007,
  • Marina, Cardiff wrote:

Make Rhianna History

  • 26.
  • At 06:50 PM on 06 Aug 2007,
  • ben wrote:

Make Rihanna History for once and for all

  • 27.
  • At 03:15 PM on 06 Aug 2007,
  • wrote:

‘Make Rihanna History’!!!!

  • 28.
  • At 11:36 AM on 06 Aug 2007,
  • Annabel wrote:

Make Rihanna History

Hey, congrats on the baby girl, it's gonna be hard work but i think u will be great.

  • 29.
  • At 08:12 AM on 04 Aug 2007,
  • gill brown wrote:

Hi Congratulations Dave on baby Nicole and congratulations for helping to make Rihanna History I would be happy if i never heard that dam song again

  • 30.
  • At 03:16 PM on 03 Aug 2007,
  • Heather wrote:

I can't believe that no one has posted a congratulations comment on here yet.

Congratulations to Dave and Jayne on the safe arrival. Now the fun really starts.

Rihanna is now history... thank god!

  • 31.
  • At 04:52 PM on 02 Aug 2007,
  • wrote:

PLEASE CAN WE GET THE WILL MELLOR SONG OR THE LYRICS!?? PLEEAAASSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

FOR RUDE KISSES????

  • 32.
  • At 11:27 PM on 30 Jul 2007,
  • Emz wrote:

Oh yeah and the Will Mellor song rawks! Good luck Dave and Jayne with your Comedy Baby. xxx

  • 33.
  • At 11:10 PM on 30 Jul 2007,
  • Emz wrote:

Make Rihanna History
We had rubbish weather for ages because of that damn song! Now that it's not number one, it's hot again! To be honest the song was complete crap to begin with. Can't Rihanna make a (non-chavvy) remake of Mr Blue Sky?

We love you Dave :D xxx

  • 34.
  • At 12:13 AM on 30 Jul 2007,
  • Emma Dixon wrote:

It happened. The minute she was knocked off number one the rain stopped. It was supposed to be nasty weather today, but the sun came out instead. If she ever releases a song called end of the world or armageddon, we must eliminate her, otherwise who knows what might happen!!

  • 35.
  • At 08:55 PM on 29 Jul 2007,
  • Lou wrote:

Make rihanna History!!! NOW!! Thanks (I hate that song!) xx

  • 36.
  • At 10:05 PM on 28 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

ERM NO DAVE BUT FUNNY

  • 37.
  • At 11:29 AM on 26 Jul 2007,
  • Gemma wrote:

MAKE RHIANNA HISTORY!

I can't help but hold her solely responsible for this crapbags weather.

And, for the record, I will not be standing under your umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh.....damn it!It's in my head now.

Good luck with the babs.

x x

  • 38.
  • At 04:05 PM on 25 Jul 2007,
  • Vic wrote:

make rihanna history!!!

loved the will mellor song though :)

  • 39.
  • At 09:49 AM on 25 Jul 2007,
  • Kelly wrote:

make Rihanna history ... I want to download the Will Mellor song!

  • 40.
  • At 08:31 PM on 24 Jul 2007,
  • Adam Tabret wrote:

Make Rihanna History!

It's about time she went!!!

Adam from Colchesterrrrr!!

  • 41.
  • At 01:52 PM on 24 Jul 2007,
  • Anne-Marie wrote:

Make Rihanna History!

That song makes me want to shove umbrella's in my ears just so that it blocks it out!

Lets replace it with Will Mellor!

Much better!

Anne-Marie from Bolton

  • 42.
  • At 01:24 PM on 24 Jul 2007,
  • Gary Wetherby wrote:

Make Rhianna History.

Make Will Mellor History (him and the song)

  • 43.
  • At 08:07 PM on 23 Jul 2007,
  • Adam Griffiths wrote:

Make Rhianna history!!!!

i hate that song and I hope she eventually shoves her umbrella down her throat!!!!!!!!!

I hopes she's proud for making the past ten weeks a watery hell!

Good luck Dave:D

  • 44.
  • At 01:46 PM on 23 Jul 2007,
  • Chloe wrote:

Make Rihanna History - Floods everywhere and school's still open. Rubbish.Just play will mellor instead

Good Luck dave, you'll be a great Dad don't worry about it.

  • 45.
  • At 12:30 PM on 23 Jul 2007,
  • Jo in newcastle wrote:

Make Rhianna history - can someone hit her with the umbrella that might shut her up!

  • 46.
  • At 09:56 AM on 23 Jul 2007,
  • Stephen Campbell wrote:

I went to Warsaw this weekend and the waether was great 3 days of boiling hot weather .
As soon as iarrive back in the UK i hear that ruddy record and it starts to rain .
For god sake stop buying this record please or its Bryan Adams all over again and who frankly wants that

  • 47.
  • At 07:16 AM on 23 Jul 2007,
  • Xu Xing wrote:

Make Rihanna History...send her to Shanghai as we need rains to cool the hot weather down

From Shanghai

  • 48.
  • At 09:55 PM on 22 Jul 2007,
  • chris horricks wrote:

Make Rhianna History!

Chris

  • 49.
  • At 09:11 PM on 22 Jul 2007,
  • Josh wrote:

‘Make Rihanna History’ PLEASE!

  • 50.
  • At 12:32 PM on 22 Jul 2007,
  • Emily wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY!!!!
This song is doing me head in!!!! Bring back the sunshine please

  • 51.
  • At 03:42 PM on 21 Jul 2007,
  • James Illingsworth wrote:

Make Rihanna History! Awful song and whos the hell is still buying it after 9 wks? AARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

  • 52.
  • At 03:04 PM on 21 Jul 2007,
  • Eva S wrote:

Make Rhianna history!

She sings through her nose and adds extra syllables to stupid words to make up stupid cursed songs

And her song gets stuck in your head

And the weather really is the pits

And whether it's because of her song or not she doesn't need to keep reminding us! Argh

  • 53.
  • At 10:44 AM on 21 Jul 2007,
  • Sarah wrote:

Make Rhianna history!!!!!!!
And that bloody umbrella!!

Good luck with baby Winston.

Sarah from Wrexham
x

  • 54.
  • At 12:15 AM on 21 Jul 2007,
  • venny hayward wrote:

Make Rihanna history pleeeeeeeeese.

  • 55.
  • At 11:36 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • Jane Bentley wrote:

Make Rihanna History - GIVE US OUR SUMMER BACK!!

Good luck Dave & Jayne on your new bundle of joy xx

Jane from Liverpool

  • 56.
  • At 10:04 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • Steve London wrote:

Make Rihanna History, good luck with the baby Dave

  • 57.
  • At 08:30 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • Ginger tom wrote:

Make Rihanna History!

Now please.

  • 58.
  • At 07:19 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • deano wrote:

‘Make Rihanna History’
alright dude just wanna say good luck to you ,jayne and baby WINSTON!!! have a good'n
deano in cannock

  • 59.
  • At 06:11 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • Gemma Wood wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY PLEASE!!!!

This weather is horrible and I want the sun!!!

Good Luck with the baby Dave hope it all goes well.

Gemma
Telford

  • 60.
  • At 02:15 PM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • DC wrote:

Make Rihanna History !!!

eh, how d'you like them apples Rainhanna eh eh.

  • 61.
  • At 11:46 AM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • Natalie B wrote:

Hey Dave

Great blog, as always... Good luck with all things baby related, and hurry back asap. We need comedy in our lives!!!

Love and Hugs, Natalie xxx

p.s. MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY!

  • 62.
  • At 11:36 AM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • Modupe wrote:

Good luck Dave and Jayne! it's a new begining

  • 63.
  • At 11:03 AM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • pantsman wrote:

Make Rihanna History

  • 64.
  • At 10:16 AM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • David Ryan wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY AND GIVE US BACK OUR BLOODY WEATHER! AND BAN THE USE OF UM-BER-ELLA! AND MORONIC GRUNTING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO CONSITUTE A CHORUS!

David Ryan, Winchester

  • 65.
  • At 09:20 AM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • Mark Gallagher wrote:

Make Rihanna History

  • 66.
  • At 09:18 AM on 20 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

It's a grower, that Rihanna song. I didn't like it at first, but now I love it. I'm gonna buy it today,
eh eh ehh.

Here's a coincidence - you've annouced the Birthday Corner ON MY BIRTHDAY! What are the chances? On this day Man first landed on the moon; Bruce Lee died; Bruce Springsteen finished the Born to Run album; General Von Stauffenburg attempted to assassinate Hitler; and some other stuff I didn't notice.

  • 67.
  • At 10:34 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Jim wrote:

Woah there Dave, since the delectable Ms Rihanna seems to have an impressive control of our weather systems surely it would be far better for team Moyles to kidnap her, point a loaded microphone in her face and get her to sing 'The Sun has got his hat on...hip-hip-hip-hip-hip hooray!!'

Good luck with the impending bundle of Comic genius Dave, remember it's all in the delivery...

...and good luck Mr. Jane!

  • 68.
  • At 10:31 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

MAKE RHIANNA HISTORY - please!!!!

And a little poem for Dave and Jayne...

Mondays child is red and spotty
Tuesdays child wont use the potty
Wednesdays child wont go to bed
Thursdays child will not be fed
Fridays child makes an awful noise
Saturdays child breaks all his toys
and the child that is born on the sabbath day.......
.....is a pain in the a..e like the rest ..ok!!

Good luck with the delivery...

  • 69.
  • At 10:19 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Nikki H wrote:

Good luck with the baby Dave. I hope everyone from the show enjoys their rest but hurry back!!!

  • 70.
  • At 10:15 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Sarah wrote:

Make Rihanna History

Yes NOW!

I know where she can stick her umbrella, and it's somewhere wet too.... Yorkshire! (Where did you think I meant? LOL!)

  • 71.
  • At 10:09 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Sean wrote:

Make Rihanna History - Lets all start buying Bill Withers 70's hit 'Lovely Day'. That should help change the weather... and the number 1 slot... LOL!

  • 72.
  • At 08:54 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Amo Gill wrote:

Dave - i didn't realise u go on Maternity leave.... i thought u wud be on Paternity leave.... :S

  • 73.
  • At 08:51 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Mark Ricardson wrote:

Make Rihanna History:-

Having had to sit through, what seems like, hour after hour of the same bloody song, I have became hardened to crap lyrics. My example in this case is the above mentioned um-ber-ella.
This song has remained at the top of the charts for, 10 weeks!! (there or there about) Has the musical ability in Britain moved into an age where an artist who only has the ability to ryhem above mentioned title with ELLA, ELLA, ELLA. Each time it is played I have the thought to cut out my ear drums, fortunately Mika "Big Girls" saves the day.

Lets attempt to make Big Girls Beautiful, and Number One.

Hail The Saviour and The Breakfast Team. Love it!!

  • 74.
  • At 08:44 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Tom wrote:

Make Rhianna history... unless of course she does a song about sunshine in the UK

  • 75.
  • At 08:41 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Richard Lapsley wrote:

Make Rihanna history - no really, do. Make that blooming song history. I swear it pours every time its played. Anyway - Dave & Jane, good luck with the new arrival.

  • 76.
  • At 08:36 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

Make Rihanna History Alex Shropshire

Let the summer come!!!

  • 77.
  • At 08:08 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Richard James wrote:

Make Rihanna History - Even thou she is quite fit!

Richard from Newcastle

  • 78.
  • At 07:30 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Andrew Mortimer wrote:

Make Rihanna history and the use of the word "Um-ber-rella!"

Andrew Mortimer
Southamton

  • 79.
  • At 05:58 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Neil wrote:

Make Rihanna History and let summer start.

Neil, Huddersfield

  • 80.
  • At 05:48 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • helen wrote:

Make Rhianna history
Lots of luck Dave and Jayne with the arrival of your little bundle of joy, hope all goes well
Helen in Ipswich xx

  • 81.
  • At 05:09 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Stacey wrote:

Make Rihanna bloody well history.

(Psst, Dave, this is a blog, not a forum.)

Good luck, im sure you'll enjoy the next 18 years of hell. Bwuaha.


Stacey, Glasgow.

  • 82.
  • At 03:58 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Kass wrote:

[b] Make Rhianna History! [/b]

And good luck Dave & Jayne.

  • 83.
  • At 03:41 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • chris from redditch wrote:

Good luck with everything dave!!!!!!!

  • 84.
  • At 03:18 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Peter Wittland wrote:

Make Rhianna History!

I've never liked the song and was suprised to see it last one week at the top spot, never mind nine! It's about time she steps aside to let other artists share some of her success, and how can people keep buying a song for 9 weeks? Most songs are forgotten in that time!

by the wat, good luck dave, you're gonna need it :D

  • 85.
  • At 03:01 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Kys wrote:

PLEASE make Rhianna History!!

I personally hold her responsible for the worst summer on record.

Best of luck to Dave and Jayne on the impending arrival of their baby- what an amazing time ahead. Enjoy every single second.

  • 86.
  • At 02:25 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • chris twigg wrote:

Please make rihanna history, don't hate the song that much but its starting to gte on my nerves quite alot now and I completely agree with dave's theory!

  • 87.
  • At 01:35 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • emma wrote:

Make Rhianna History!!

Good luck dave - having recently had a baby myself i know what your letting yourself into - ha ha ha!!

  • 88.
  • At 01:07 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • carolyn wrote:

Make Rihanna History!

Good luk dave with the baby.

  • 89.
  • At 12:23 PM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Andrew wrote:

Make Rihanna History!

Great blog Dave

All the best over the next few weeks

  • 90.
  • At 11:36 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

Make Rihanna History - NOW! (should change the Podcast jingle to say that!)

I hope you and Jayne have a brilliant time with Mini Dave/Jayne, and that all goes swimmingly.

After the hols, I hope some features will be swapped around a bit, some of it is getting a bit dry now!

Thanks and best wishes

Richard from Huddersfield

  • 91.
  • At 11:27 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Kate wrote:

Make Rhianna History!

Good luck to you and Jane with the birth.

  • 92.
  • At 11:02 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Neil wrote:

Make Rihanna History!!!

  • 93.
  • At 11:01 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Nicki wrote:

Make Rihanna History! Pleeeeaaaase!!! Its one of those really annoying songs that I can't help singing!

All the very best to Dave and Jayne for the immenent birth of their baby. Just for the record Dave, giving birth is the most amazing expereice ever! (although I did manage to draw blood from my partners hand during the process).

Good Luck and hope you all have a great holiday. x x x

  • 94.
  • At 10:24 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Stuart wrote:

Make Rihanna History - Stuart, Rhondda Valley, South Wales

Good luck with comedy Dave Junior!

  • 95.
  • At 09:57 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

Make Rihanna History!

The song is, indeed, pish and has put a morbid feel over the whole of the UK with the crappy weather that has consequently followed. Can't we just pretend the song doesn't even exist, wiping it from all the playlists, putting something like Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini to number 1 in its place - that would be a lot more appropriate for this time of year.

Good luck with the Little One anyway Dave - get all the sleep you can before they arrive... trust me!!

  • 96.
  • At 09:12 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • thebiggoldfish wrote:

Make rihanna history

I don't care if i have spelt her name right i hate the song and i can't believe so many people have bought this pap.

My god i would rather whigfield was back at number one and that really was a scary song.

Dave good luck with your expected delivery mate, life is about to get smashed to pieces but you'll love it.

  • 97.
  • At 09:06 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

I find Victoria Beckham funnier than Chris, actually. And a little cleverer. I wonder if, perhaps, it's got something to do with her smaller ego?

Anyway, coincidences. Dave, your story would be amazing if coincidences weren't so ordinary. In and of themselves they're quite amazing but when you consider the thousands of potential events of your normal day that could turn into coincidences then multiply that over your lifetime it's billions of chances, so even with odds of a billion to one, you're going to have several. It's no coincidence we can all think of a few that have happened to us: picking up the phone and the person you were going to dial is on the line; bumping into a friend in a weird location; and so on.

Wouldn't it be a coincidence if Victoria Beckham was thinking the exact samne thing right now?

  • 98.
  • At 08:01 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

‘Make Rihanna History’

You said 'link ups involving some screaming, some dribbling and some toilet based accidents' isn't that what happens anyway on the show after heavy drinking based evenings???LOL!!!

Love you lot, you're fab!!!

Samm
x

  • 99.
  • At 07:58 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Stram wrote:

Make Rhianna history!

GL Dave and Jayne

  • 100.
  • At 06:31 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • Gemma C wrote:

Make Rihanna history. Please. Its awful.

Best of luck with the baby! x

  • 101.
  • At 01:28 AM on 19 Jul 2007,
  • neil sproule wrote:

make rihanna history!plzzzzz

though dave on plus side it did form the basis for one of your greatest parodies!will melllorrrrrr eh eh eh lol me and mates sing it when we're drunk sad i know!

hope baby birth goes well for ya and jayne and hope its a big bouncing baby!will miss ya's when off for two weeks mills is only a poor second people!

  • 102.
  • At 11:52 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • ad wrote:

Make Will Mellor History, I agree.

  • 103.
  • At 11:22 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • ben wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY......NOW!

  • 104.
  • At 10:42 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Paul Jones wrote:

Oh Crap!!!! With the ´óÏó´«Ã½,banning all phone-in competitions.Is this the end of car park catch-phrase?

Good luck to ya Dave anyhow.

Paul

Liverpool

  • 105.
  • At 10:28 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Louise wrote:

Make Rihanna history

This song gets on my nerves!!!
Good luck to Dave and Jayne with the baby!!!

  • 106.
  • At 10:04 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Ajay wrote:

Make Rihanna History

Ajay
London

loved the song at first, but that seems like 10 years ago, enough already!!

Anyway Dave, i hope everything goes as planned and you enjoy the wonderful rollercoaster of love that is bringing a new life into the world.

  • 107.
  • At 09:51 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • ChrisF wrote:

Abolutely agree...

Make Rihanna History

If nothing else to stop baby Comedy Dave from having to admit that Umbrella was the number one song on the day he/she was born!

  • 108.
  • At 08:15 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Jill wrote:

Make Rihanna History

So sick of hearing that song.

Good luck dave and Jayne. Hope we get to see a picture of the new mini one when he or she enters the world.

  • 109.
  • At 08:06 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Pauline wrote:

Make Rihanna history - pleeeeeeeze.

I have had enuff - take her and her damn umbrella awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • 110.
  • At 07:59 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Stewart wrote:

MAKE RHIANNA HISTORY.

Good luck to you and Jayne in the next couple of weeks, and enjoy your break.

I still think Mac is a good name for a boy

  • 111.
  • At 07:31 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • John Costigan wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY!

Best of luck to you and Jayne.

Increase da peace!

  • 112.
  • At 07:28 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Dom wrote:

Make Rihanna History

Good luck with Mini Dave!!!

  • 113.
  • At 06:48 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Kelly wrote:

Partially responisble? It's all her bloody fault! MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY.

An early congratulations on the birth of your baby, Dave. My younger sister turned three today, and she's completely crazy and loving every minute of life. Prepare to be extremely tired.

Love, Kelly x

  • 114.
  • At 06:46 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • phil wrote:

hi
i was just wondering who is that bloke with guitar singing umbrella song btw its great

thanks

  • 115.
  • At 06:39 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

Good luck Dave and Jayne!!

Make Rihanna History

  • 116.
  • At 06:33 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Paul Gaffney wrote:

OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY I'M BEGGING YOU

Great show you guys enjoy listening every day and the podcast should be number 1

  • 117.
  • At 06:22 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Paul Windsor wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY

and good like with little'un when he/she arrives!!!!!

  • 118.
  • At 06:06 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Nicholas Up North wrote:

MAKE RIHANNA HISTORY!!!!!! PLEASE

  • 119.
  • At 06:06 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

I haven't said it before Dave, so good luck with all the baby fun

(and if you could make Rihanna history, that would be great as well)

~ Alex, London

  • 120.
  • At 05:58 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • drowning rat wrote:

make rihanna history,
it might have a chance

  • 121.
  • At 05:14 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • john. cumbria wrote:

make rihanna history, please

  • 122.
  • At 04:56 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Carl Jobson wrote:

"MAKE RHIANNA HISTORY"

I want some sunshine already!!!

  • 123.
  • At 04:53 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • NeilT wrote:

Make Rhianna History!

Bloody Um-ber-ella.

It's hella-crap.

Good luck with your forthcoming birth-action, Dave!

  • 124.
  • At 04:45 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • chris, plymouth wrote:

'Make Rihanna history' reminds of summer 1999 when Travis had 'why does it always rain on me' cause it always did when played or sung live

  • 125.
  • At 04:45 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Geeky One, Stamford wrote:

PLEASE GOD MAKE RHIANNA HISTORY!!!
(well the song, not her as she is pretty damn easy on the eyes!)

Good luck with the baby Dave (due to be born on my Birthday - poor child) - I'm sure you'll have loads of fun... especially when they start bringing home maths homework :-)

  • 126.
  • At 04:07 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Liam, Chesterfield wrote:

‘Make Rihanna History’ Come on please it rains every time that flamin song comes on!!! Whos buying it?? Ducks!!

  • 127.
  • At 04:06 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • Liam wrote:

‘Make Rihanna History’ Come on please it rains every time that flamin song comes on!!! Whos buying it?? Ducks!!

  • 128.
  • At 04:05 PM on 18 Jul 2007,
  • wrote:

"Maternity" leave? Is there something you're not telling us, Ms Vitty?

Anyway, I whole heartedly agree that we should MAKE RIHANNA (or at least "Umbrella", if not her, which seems somewhat harsh all things considered) HISTORY!

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