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Comedy Dave | 12:05 UK time, Tuesday, 13 November 2007


Dear Webfriends,
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So it finally happened then. Yesterday I went to the Celebrity Scissorhands studio for my bum wax appointment with our very own Aled. In addition to him removing the hair from my backside with hot wax and carpet tape, he also invited in some of his coiffure colleagues to have a good gawp and also to have a go in what became something of a free for all.

A far as Monday afternoons go, meeting the likes of Warwick Davis, Brandon Block, Steve Strange and Tamara Beckwith while naked from the waistdown in a telly studio was a liberating but odd experience. Those who are fortunate enough to have ´óÏó´«Ã½3 look set for the treat of having my spotty arse beamed across their widescreen, while they’re having their tea.

It certainly won’t be family viewing, but it’s all for a good cause so please give generously as I have a crack at saving the world. Fingers crossed the whole embarrassing episode doesn’t end up on You tube.

Thanks for supporting us in our fundraising efforts and you can still get involved and help raise cash for Children in Need by visiting the website here.

Dave.

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  • 1.
  • At 10:59 AM on 08 Dec 2007,
  • jay shepherd wrote:

1. At 08:22 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Anonymous wrote:
omg we should get chris 2 do it lol

They wouldn't have enough wax...

  • 2.
  • At 08:22 PM on 06 Dec 2007,
  • Anonymous wrote:

omg we should get chris 2 do it lol

  • 3.
  • At 11:31 AM on 01 Dec 2007,
  • wrote:

Cant believe dave got his ass waxed well done dave it was so so so funny.

  • 4.
  • At 07:57 PM on 30 Nov 2007,
  • mix wrote:

BLIMEY O'REILLY! :0

  • 5.
  • At 05:21 PM on 28 Nov 2007,
  • Chazz.. wrote:

Dave Is Awesome =)..

Love Him.. x

  • 6.
  • At 09:45 AM on 22 Nov 2007,
  • mike connor wrote:

there is something quite strange about people enjoying watching a man having his crack waxed...? enjoyable..... but strange

  • 7.
  • At 10:40 AM on 20 Nov 2007,
  • Samantha wrote:

omg that was so funny 2 watch nd couldnt stop laffin hehehe. well it made gd tv. thanx xxx

  • 8.
  • At 07:19 PM on 19 Nov 2007,
  • DANIEL wrote:

very funny telly .should of gone down the valley though ha ha.

  • 9.
  • At 11:22 PM on 14 Nov 2007,
  • Lisa, Bridgend wrote:

Brilliant viewing and if I had a million pounds spare would pay to see Chris having his done too!!! lol

  • 10.
  • At 08:22 PM on 14 Nov 2007,
  • wendy Bargh wrote:

you were great Dave a lovely bum Chris should be next x

  • 11.
  • At 04:03 PM on 14 Nov 2007,
  • Darren in Canada wrote:

Is there anyway international listeners can view the video clip?

Thanks!

  • 12.
  • At 10:40 AM on 14 Nov 2007,
  • carole andonegui wrote:

gorgeous bum! well done you x

  • 13.
  • At 08:45 AM on 14 Nov 2007,
  • Helen wrote:

Well done dave,

You handled that very well, nice arse to!! Well worth the donnation!
xx

  • 14.
  • At 06:43 AM on 14 Nov 2007,
  • Cate wrote:

Was working last night so missed it. But have just watched it on Youtube, hilarious, will be making a donation later on today!

  • 15.
  • At 12:53 AM on 14 Nov 2007,
  • Richard Payne wrote:

Nightmare - I am in Canada and for some reason can't view the You Tube of it. I am listening to Chris Moyles and laughing my head off about it! How can I see it? Help?

  • 16.
  • At 12:18 AM on 14 Nov 2007,
  • Neil Bradley wrote:

As the ´óÏó´«Ã½3 announcer said... we've all been waiting for it - Dave's arse. Lol.

  • 17.
  • At 11:40 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • Anonymous wrote:

Nice 1 dave u r a legend btw aled i need my ass waxed so when can i make an appointment lol

  • 18.
  • At 11:33 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • Jayne in Petersfield wrote:

I watched it last night and I loved that Warwick waxed a strip then offered to sign it!

Nice one babe. Nice arse too, only a little bit spotty! xx

  • 19.
  • At 11:06 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • jackie from jersey wrote:

Brilliant well done Dave.

Well worth the donation.

Be ready for the itch as it grows back. lol

  • 20.
  • At 09:12 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • Afsheen wrote:

I was screaming and laughing so hard when I watched it tonight - better than the scene out of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo! You star, Dave!

  • 21.
  • At 09:06 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • Maria wrote:

Well done Dave - very brave! Cant believe everyone came in to see you - very well handled! M x

  • 22.
  • At 08:50 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • karen wrote:

wow dave, I'm impressed. Other people just sign something and sell it, not you. :) well done mate

  • 23.
  • At 08:26 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • sara wrote:

Well done Dave!!
Just watched it!! What a laugh

  • 24.
  • At 08:20 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • Mike wrote:

Glad you had a 'crack' at it mate, well done!

  • 25.
  • At 07:31 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • howdotheymakesugarcubes wrote:

ACDC - 'Back n Crack'

  • 26.
  • At 05:11 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • mark storey wrote:

dave
i know its for charity but why would'nt it have been easier to £60 to Children in need instead?!

  • 27.
  • At 04:28 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • james wrote:

"cracking " effort davey boy

  • 28.
  • At 02:08 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • Hans wrote:

Dave, I have to hand it to you and say you have balls. I think the whole of the celebrity scissor hands team can now confirm that ...

  • 29.
  • At 01:47 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • Kramehtnam wrote:

Well done mate.

I thought you'd have a crack at anything and I was right. If you do get any abuse, just turn the other cheek.

Erm..looking forward to seeing your bum tonight...did I just write that?

Mark

  • 30.
  • At 01:27 PM on 13 Nov 2007,
  • poo poo face wrote:

yo

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