Blame Matt Fincham!
Hi there bloggerloggers....
An amazing thing happened on the show this morning. A major breakthrough, a mega discovery was made. Matt Fincham - assistant producer on the chris moyles show - is largely responsible for most problems faced by millions on a daily basis.
If anything goes wrong on the show, it's become tradition to blame Matt. This is mainly done because Matt doesn't get in until 9 ish and is therefore not in the studio to answer back. This morning we extended the idea slightly and had thousands of texts from you - the listeners - blaming Matt for all sorts of bad things. Things like falling down stairs, being sacked from a job and cheating on a girlfriend. Some even took things to a new level - click HERE to see some pics.
So - you know what I'm going to say. If you're having a bad day and things aren't going so well for you, BLAME MATT! Let me know what you're blaming Matt for and I'll show him all the comments in the morning. He'll love that.
Get writing.
See you soon,
Dom
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At 13th Aug 2008, wrdmatt wrote:Dom, on the show you said you would personally be blaming Matt Fincham for lots of things on todays blog....and you didn't really :( but don't worry Dom, it's not your fault...its Matt Finchams fault!!!!!! :@
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At 13th Aug 2008, wazza81 wrote:I blame Matt Fincham for this god awful summer we are having!!!
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At 13th Aug 2008, giganticsugarcubes wrote:I blame Matt because it took you ages to post this blog, and then basically recap everything we already know.
Thats Matts fault.
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At 13th Aug 2008, giganticsugarcubes wrote:I also slipped in the bath, I blame the mat for not being there.
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At 13th Aug 2008, BlameMatt wrote:If you want to blame matt, do it here - www.mattfincham.co.uk
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At 13th Aug 2008, arpee83 wrote:I got stood up this evening.
I blam Matt Fincham. Thanks Matt.
Idiot.
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At 13th Aug 2008, thenamesarnold wrote:People have made a site for this ......
Check it out :)
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At 13th Aug 2008, plasticdanni wrote:I blame Matt Fincham for the following:
1. Chris not writing a blog on Friday
2. My PMT
3. My full bin
4. My tiredness
5. Smudging my nail varnish
6. Having to wait until Tuesday to get paid
7. Having to go on a course tomorrow and missing the last hour of the show
8. Aled's weird hairline
9. Rex on Big Brother
10. The ''summer''
11. My cat just stealing my ham sandwich while I was typing this.
Thanks a lot Matt Fincham ...
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At 13th Aug 2008, edwardmluk wrote:Today I blame Matt for my car's battery dying and me having to get it replaced. Oh and he caused 2 power cuts at work which made me lose my work.
I also got a bonus at work today...I blame Dom for that. Cheers Dom. For shame on you Matt, why can't you be more like Mr TerribleWeather?
Ed, Oxford
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Comment number 10.
At 13th Aug 2008, giganticsugarcubes wrote:None of you lot give a stuff about my grievances but I'll tell you anyway.
Last October I got a phonecall off a Mr Matt Fincham on his FIRST DAY being employed by the 'Blame Corporation'. He promised me my voice would appear on the air Tuesday morning for DOM's new feature 'Just Ask Dom'. It didn't.
My question was "How do they make sugar cubes?"
I BLAME MATT FOR THIS. The first thing he was ever to be blamed for, and thats my story.
Thank you and goodnight.
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At 13th Aug 2008, NaomiGilling wrote:I slept with Chris Moyles last night....................I blame Matt Fincham!! ;o) xx
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At 13th Aug 2008, BeanUK wrote:Hi Dom,
I happened to be at Longleat Safari Park back in March 2007 when you guys turned up on the Red Nose Rallyoke. I was there with my wife and 8 month old daughter. You and Dave were having a chat and my wife approached you asking for a photo, in exchange for a contribution to Red Nose day. I think she only directed the request at Dave and he kindly obliged. You moved aside and started chatting to others in your group. I actually wanted both of you in the shot and it's bugged me ever since that I didn't get you in the pic too. It was obviously a break down in communication but I now feel so much better knowing that neither my wife or I were at fault. It was that bloomin' Matt Fincham wasn't it!!
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At 14th Aug 2008, do_fivee wrote:bit late but just watched the Verve absolutely brilliant..........cant blame matt for that .Just came back from introducing my neice to alcohol! happy birthday Ab _dab cant blame matt for that either.
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At 14th Aug 2008, jayjay118 wrote:I blame Matt Fincham because I carnt sleep!
Damn you Matt!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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At 14th Aug 2008, zeroesxones wrote:I feel sick. Damn you, Matt Fincham :(
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At 14th Aug 2008, theshizniz wrote:it's Matt's fault I work at the oyster lost and stolen call centre and it's his fault people keep losing thier cards!!
DAM YOU MATT FINCHAM!
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At 14th Aug 2008, msjennyren wrote:I know I am very late on the uptake here but I slept in this morning and am going to be very late for work. I blame Matt!! Although it is all good cause I get to catch up on all the Chris Moyles Show bizz. Although I ended up missing the show too so that is Matt's fault too.
I love you Dom - I think you are the funniest guy I have ever heard. What a dry wit!! I love it - you are the best on the show.
Jenny
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At 14th Aug 2008, LittleIrishEmma wrote:Hi Dom,
I would blame Matt Fincham for your baldness. But then that'd mean he'd get credit for putting you guys in a position to come up with your latest parody. So maybe we shouldn't blame him for that one. Whaddya think?
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At 14th Aug 2008, bess666 wrote:well i wud like to let you all know im broke im ill and to top it off my car has just been stolen but its ok its all matt finchams fault!!!
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At 5th Aug 2009, anniekim wrote:I blame Matt Fincham because I cant sleep!
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