Never Mind the Buzzcocks - Question Time
Never Mind The Buzzcocks is back!
The irreverent pop quiz returns to ´óÏó´«Ã½ Two on Thursday at 10pm, starting with Mark Ronson - the highly talented musician and producer - as guest host. On the teams to aid Mark in the mayhem are Alesha Dixon, Tinie Tempah, Mollie from The Saturdays and Paul Foot:
Meanwhile, team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus continue in their relentless quest to find the answers to those musical niggles stored like mothballs in the Red Button cupboard of musical whimsy. It can only be BuzzcocksQT!
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Following our call for your questions on the blog, Steve Carver, David Katz and Ian Mostyn have had their questions answered. So how about you?
AJ Carvell asked "Who would win out of a fight between Queen and Prince?"Ìý - and Kenny Munro wants to know exactly what it is that Meatloaf won't do for love.
So what would you like to propose for Phill and Noel to mull over?
There are three places to post your ponderings:
- On Twitter, tweet to using the hashtag #BuzzcocksQT
- Post your questions onto the
- Or leave your comments below and we'll pass them on to the Buzzcocks boy.
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And then press the Red Button after every show to see if your question has been answered!
Please Note:Ìý when contributing to this post that your comments and username may be used on the Never Mind The Buzzcocks Red Button programme and the ´óÏó´«Ã½ Comedy website.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks returns on Thursday 21st October at 10pm on ´óÏó´«Ã½ Two.
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Comment number 1.
At 19th Oct 2010, Spacecase wrote:In 2007, why did Flavor Flav miss a gig in Tallahasee Florida?
Was it because:
A- He was currently wanted by Florida police and couldn't get into the state,
B- He missed 9 consecutive flights or,
C- He was stuck in surgery having his gold teeth replaced
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Comment number 2.
At 19th Oct 2010, JimouthArgyle wrote:Noel. I saw you on Michael MacIntyre the other night. I only watched it because I wanted to see the highlights of your set.... with this in mind, my question to you is this...
When exactly was it that you decided to stop being funny?
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Comment number 3.
At 19th Oct 2010, oldgreggswife wrote:noel, you are my favorite comedian! I LOVE YOU!!! oh and my question is......
if you, a fly, a goth banana and phil had a ballet compition who would win?
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Comment number 4.
At 19th Oct 2010, dusty_101 wrote:hello, looking forward to the new series :) just to say Phill saw you at the Kirsty Macoll gig couple of Sundays back, such a good night, great to remember a great lady x (not really a question I know but there we go just thought I'd mention it)
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Comment number 5.
At 19th Oct 2010, oldgreggswife wrote:I saw you phil at edingbrough! you signed my ticket and took a pic with me and my bro! just wanted to say hi again. :D oh and that celebrity biography show was amazing!!!
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Comment number 6.
At 19th Oct 2010, Harriet wrote:Lady Gaga Vs. Prince
Bit of a 'royal' theme, I guess..
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Comment number 7.
At 19th Oct 2010, Harriet wrote:NO, WAIT! I HAVE A BETTER ONE! :D
Queen Vs. the artist formerly known as Prince
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Comment number 8.
At 19th Oct 2010, Harriet wrote:Crimping your hair or kinks in your hair?
Similarly.. Crimping or The Kinks?
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Comment number 9.
At 19th Oct 2010, stubbornevie wrote:I wnated to ask Noel:
What happneed to you & Paloma Faith? I thought you would've made such a lovely couple & your flirting about pieces of rainbows was soooo romantic.
I also did a crimp about my baby (before she was born)hope you like it xx
Bouncy Bouncy, bouncy bouncy baby
Bouncy bouncy, kick me in the kidneys
Bouncy bouncy, make me want a wee wee
Everytime she bounces I feel she's breaking free.....
(to the tune of the bouncy castles song, Stilettos are a no no)
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Comment number 10.
At 19th Oct 2010, Ben Penney wrote:Has Phil ever considered being in the Mighty Boosh? he would be awsome in it.
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Comment number 11.
At 19th Oct 2010, Fuzzy Scotsman wrote:Timmy Mallets number 1 song, Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.......explain.
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Comment number 12.
At 19th Oct 2010, davetricks wrote:I have a friend called Ray, Im quite worried about him, do you know whats up with Ray? Everyone's worried about him!
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Comment number 13.
At 19th Oct 2010, MistaPutz wrote:Musicians as biscuits - go!
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Comment number 14.
At 19th Oct 2010, jingscrivvens wrote:My question quite simply is
Bono ; why?
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Comment number 15.
At 19th Oct 2010, Colin wrote:jingscrivvens wrote:
My question quite simply is
Bono ; why?
A; Julian Cope......(If you believe in a world of opposites)
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Comment number 16.
At 19th Oct 2010, Colin wrote:On reflection..(5 minutes) In a world of opposites it wouldn't be Julian Cope....i was thinking more on a flying boot, pilot jacket wearing 80s universe that is populated him and Bono. Can I retract that before it goes on line? I just checked The last post I sent was getting moderated by humans and not computers , so please retract.
Cheers.
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Comment number 17.
At 20th Oct 2010, for fox ache wrote:If you were to throw your hands up in the air,
how would you catch them again?
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Comment number 18.
At 20th Oct 2010, jackoz55 wrote:My Question is why when I hold up a mirror to the television when never mind the buzzcocks is on, I can see Noel as the devil surrounded by demons with perfect bob hair cuts???
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Comment number 19.
At 20th Oct 2010, Al wrote:What did Billy Jo and Bobby Gentry throw off the Talahachi bridge?
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Comment number 20.
At 20th Oct 2010, James wrote:Good Morning.
I have two questions, if I may;
1)Try as I might, I could never listen to all of Mark Morrison's "Return Of The Mack". Because of my failing, I was destined never to know where The Mack had been, to where The Mack was returning to indeed WHO The Mack was. Can you help?
2) I am currently trying to rent out my flat. It is a one bedroomed flat near a hospital in a northern town. I have decided to play background music when potential tenants inspect the property to put them at ease and to showcase the party potential of the flat. Considering the demographics, what 3 pop tunes would you recommend I play? (I only want three as if someone stays any longer than this, I intend on playing white noise until they leave)
Have a good day
James
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Comment number 21.
At 20th Oct 2010, DAVE YEATES wrote:Dear Phill and Noel
What exactly IS the POMPITOUS of love? Vernon Green says it's puppeteuse
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Comment number 22.
At 20th Oct 2010, Rachey_May wrote:What would you rather be attacked by
A) One Horse sized Duck
OR
B) A dozen duck sized Horses?
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Comment number 23.
At 20th Oct 2010, glasgoweagle wrote:Ok, so U2 want to go on tour and the drummer (whichever one he is, anyway one of the ones that isn't Bono) can't make a gig.
Which animal would be best suited to cover the drum parts in U2's somewhat tedious rock-lite set?
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Comment number 24.
At 20th Oct 2010, Dram wrote:Hello chaps. I wonder if you could help me with some of my long-held conspiracy anxieties:
Firstly, can you conclusively confirm or deny my strong suspicion that goats are, in fact, a first attempt by aliens to observe, integrate and eventually exterminate humans? Look at their tiny little human faces - I worry that aliens have tried to replicate humans but put too much emphasis on the face. Soon they'll get it right.
My second question is in two parts and it's something that's been bothering me for a while: Is Luis Walsh definitely one of those man-eating reptillians that people say run the world? And if so, why is he on X-Factor?
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Comment number 25.
At 20th Oct 2010, gebster wrote:Joe Cocker or a cocker spaniel???
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Comment number 26.
At 20th Oct 2010, gebster wrote:La Roux or choux pastry?
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Comment number 27.
At 20th Oct 2010, gebster wrote:Muse or the news?
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Comment number 28.
At 20th Oct 2010, gebster wrote:Paolo Nutini or Nutella?
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Comment number 29.
At 20th Oct 2010, gebster wrote:The Rasmus or Erasmus?
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Comment number 30.
At 20th Oct 2010, gebster wrote:Santana or sultanas?
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Comment number 31.
At 20th Oct 2010, gebster wrote:Timbaland or Timberland??
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Comment number 32.
At 20th Oct 2010, rindehoops wrote:hi noel & phil! If you were made to listen to just one song on a continuous loop from now to eternity, what would it be?
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Comment number 33.
At 20th Oct 2010, Elly wrote:How about, which is better? Meatloaf (The man) vs. Meatloaf (the food)
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Comment number 34.
At 20th Oct 2010, Oll wrote:Given the law of nature that there "ain't no party like an s-club party" what have scientists discovored is the the closest of the noble gases (group 18 of the periodic table) to an S-club party that can occour in nature without the presense of S-club 7?
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Comment number 35.
At 20th Oct 2010, ledbetter wrote:What yer gonna do when the bad boys come for you?
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Comment number 36.
At 20th Oct 2010, jammy666 wrote:Meatloaf would do anything for love accept duet with Justin Bieber while wearing a catsuit and riding an alpaca through jerusalum. (by the way it's meatloaf in the catsuit and riding the alpaca not justin) xx :]
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Comment number 37.
At 20th Oct 2010, Cris wrote:Hi Noel & Phill! What will you do with : BeetleJuice vs Beatle(s) Juice ? All the Best !
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Comment number 38.
At 20th Oct 2010, MrSitter wrote:In 'Blame It On The Boogie', Michael Jackson memorably sang:
"We spent the night in 'frisco, in every kind of disco"
How many kinds of disco are there? And can you name them?
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Comment number 39.
At 20th Oct 2010, Cameron wrote:How far east can you go before you're heading west?
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Comment number 40.
At 20th Oct 2010, DPNixon wrote:If you had a choice, would you be a Wonderwall, or be caught beneath a landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky?
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Comment number 41.
At 20th Oct 2010, nimdobson wrote:What HAS love got to do with it?
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Comment number 42.
At 21st Oct 2010, HiggyTheRed wrote:We know who shot the Sherrif, but who actually shot the Deputy.
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Comment number 43.
At 21st Oct 2010, andie99uk wrote:Is it wrong to record a radio show for your other half to play at your own funeral/wake?
If it is, what would be on your playlist?
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Comment number 44.
At 21st Oct 2010, Stevie wrote:Is KT Tunstall the only person on this earth that a big black horse has proposed to?
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Comment number 45.
At 21st Oct 2010, John McCormick wrote:What is being blamed on the boogie?
What is the way to San Jose?
Exactly how many roads must a man walk down?
What do you do when minority means you?
If you were a hero, just for one day, why?
Musha ring dum a do dum a da, who drank all the whisky in the jar-o?
Why do you not like Mondays?
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Comment number 46.
At 21st Oct 2010, praisejunkies wrote:How soon is now?
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Comment number 47.
At 21st Oct 2010, John McCormick wrote:Where do you go to my lovely, when you're alone in your head?
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Comment number 48.
At 21st Oct 2010, Penwell wrote:We were all forced as children to sing hosanna to the king of kings. But what is a hosanna? I would have preferred singing the Metal Mickey theme tune to the king instead. "Electronic guy, electronic guy, with a digital smile...."
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Comment number 49.
At 21st Oct 2010, John McCormick wrote:Hi, Penwell,
Same sort of thing as hallelujah. Hope that helps.
Cheers,
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Comment number 50.
At 21st Oct 2010, John McCormick wrote:Ou sont les neiges d'anton?
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Comment number 51.
At 21st Oct 2010, Harriet wrote:What, exactly are Fergie's humps?
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Comment number 52.
At 21st Oct 2010, wendywoo_rarara wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 53.
At 21st Oct 2010, Mark Hogg wrote:Hi Phill & Noel, how about this question.
If David Bowie got life on mars, could he get time off for good behavior?
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Comment number 54.
At 21st Oct 2010, wendywoo_rarara wrote:When 2Unlimited said "no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit...." where they lying?? Was there really a limit?
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Comment number 55.
At 22nd Oct 2010, Mark Hogg wrote:If both of you did the time warp, where in time and space would you want to end up?
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Comment number 56.
At 22nd Oct 2010, Mark Hogg wrote:Are Glee versions of classic rock song really Satan's lift muzak in disguise?
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Comment number 57.
At 22nd Oct 2010, Mark Hogg wrote:Kraftwerk. Were they really the Robots, or were they just lying to get the sci-fi fan vote?
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Comment number 58.
At 22nd Oct 2010, Mark Hogg wrote:Can Billy Ray Cyruss now get treatment on the NHS for his Achy Breaky Heart?
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Comment number 59.
At 22nd Oct 2010, Mark Hogg wrote:Is Des 'O Connor now allowed to show his Dick A Dum Dum in public?
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Comment number 60.
At 22nd Oct 2010, daisy2010 wrote:Please can we have Mark Ronson as the 'defacto host' - he is really good
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Comment number 61.
At 22nd Oct 2010, trimjeans wrote:How can the writers of great songs also write terribe ones?
It doesn't really happen in other art forms: Titian didn't occasionally produce rubbish matchstick men pictures. Shakespeare never came out with a Jeffrey Archer novel.
So how could Bob Dylan write "Wiggle Wiggle"? How could David Bowie write the whole album "Tonight"?
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Comment number 62.
At 22nd Oct 2010, trimjeans wrote:Which leads to the subsidiary question:
What are the worst songs by great songwriters?
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Comment number 63.
At 22nd Oct 2010, Sam wrote:What's the meaning if life? :/
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Comment number 64.
At 23rd Oct 2010, alibmulligan wrote:Why did you not post my comment?
Just cause I critised your crap show!!!!!!!!
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Comment number 65.
At 25th Oct 2010, rindehoops wrote:Bette Davis Eyes or Ol' Blue Eyes?
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Comment number 66.
At 11th Nov 2010, raindogs wrote:How Sonic are the Youth?
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Comment number 67.
At 12th Nov 2010, Alex wrote:Jam or The Jam?
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Comment number 68.
At 14th Nov 2010, S_Thorpe wrote:Who would win a cake sale bake-off???
Supergrass - speciality: Lemon Drizzle.
or
Supertramp - speciality: Victoria Sponge.
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Comment number 69.
At 24th Nov 2010, Rev_Vega wrote:You have been given the power to eliminate one Christmas song from the world as if it never existed. Which do you pick?
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Comment number 70.
At 29th Nov 2010, emellbe wrote:Men at Work, or, the Boss?
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Comment number 71.
At 30th Nov 2010, Jana wrote:HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN OR NO FUTURE?
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Comment number 72.
At 1st Dec 2010, Sammie wrote:Which is better out of the two:
The Who or Doctor Who?
Discuss.
x
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Comment number 73.
At 5th Dec 2010, Erin wrote:Most sexually confusing music video of all time. Go.
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Comment number 74.
At 10th Dec 2010, MarmaladeDuck wrote:Who would you have in a hot air balloon, Mika or a Giant Jelly Baby?
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Comment number 75.
At 11th Dec 2010, Sammie wrote:When it comes to music, what are your guilty pleasures? :)
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Comment number 76.
At 12th Dec 2010, Zoe sweeting wrote:Never mind the buzzcocks is one of my favorite shows on tv and it will be amazing if you could ask Noel this question:
Are the brown bits in banannas tarantula eggs?
please pick this question to ask Noel, thanks :D
zoe :D
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Comment number 77.
At 15th Dec 2010, singlecellshark wrote:Captain Beefheart or Cap'n Crunch?
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Comment number 78.
At 16th Dec 2010, Chaswick wrote:Here's one for Phil as I suspect that Noel is far too young.
Did Typically Tropical ever get to Barbados?
Love the HIGNFY format of rotating Question Masters and the mutual fun aspect of NMTB.
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Comment number 79.
At 16th Dec 2010, Chaswick wrote:Another quick question:
Which better defines Billy Joel:
A) Uptown Girl?
B) Piano Man?
C) She's Always A Woman?
Buzzcocks Rock!!!
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Comment number 80.
At 20th Dec 2010, PeteShelley wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 81.
At 2nd Jan 2010, Siobhan_Jade_Miles wrote:My Question is....."We have all heard the song at some point in our lives when forced to watch The Sound of Music by some irritating relative, but how do you actually solve a problem like maria?"
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Comment number 82.
At 9th Jan 2011, bogeygreen44 wrote:To point out to Phil Jupitus re 3/01/11 episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks Suicide Solution was by Ozzy Osbourne not Judas Priest.
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Comment number 83.
At 11th Jan 2011, Zoe sweeting wrote:hey, how do you be in the auidence of the nevermind the buzzcocks???
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Comment number 84.
At 5th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:#BuzzcocksQT : My favourite guitar solo of all time is comfortably numb by pink floyd because unlike most guitar solos it isnt about showing how many notes you can play in 30 seconds, but it goes with the sadness of the song
What is your favourite guitar solo of all time and why???
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Comment number 85.
At 5th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:my favourite guitar solo of all time is in comfortably numb by pink floyd ; What us your favourite guitar solo of all time and why??
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Comment number 86.
At 5th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:Bowie or Jagger?? and why ....
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Comment number 87.
At 5th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:Dappy vs Bieber .... who would you bet on in a fight?
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Comment number 88.
At 5th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:my fav song is the tears by robots in disguise .... what is your fav song and why?
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Comment number 89.
At 6th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:If you were a type of chocolate bar, which one would would define you the best and why?
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Comment number 90.
At 6th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:the hollies or the horrors
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Comment number 91.
At 6th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:what is the song that makes you cringe the most?
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Comment number 92.
At 9th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:KISS or aerosmith??
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Comment number 93.
At 9th Jun 2011, jimjam95 wrote:If you could listen to one last song before you die, what would it be?
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Comment number 94.
At 5th Jul 2011, jimjam95 wrote:If you had a theme tune what would it be?
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Comment number 95.
At 27th Jul 2011, isobel lebosi wrote:Who has better dance moves, Mick Jagger or Kate Bush? x
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Comment number 96.
At 6th Aug 2011, jimjam95 wrote:rollermania or beatlemania??
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Comment number 97.
At 6th Aug 2011, jimjam95 wrote:which album cover describes your personality the best?
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Comment number 98.
At 6th Aug 2011, jimjam95 wrote:which artists do you think ruin music?
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Comment number 99.
At 6th Aug 2011, jimjam95 wrote:If you could perform on stage with any artist (dead or alive) who would it be?
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Comment number 100.
At 9th Aug 2011, jimjam95 wrote:who in your opinion invented "music"?
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