Punorama results
This week, the story of how high pollen levels have played havoc with the railways… Leaves on the line is a perennial favourite when it comes to explaining away delays, but now news that high levels of pollen over the summer on a service operated by Arriva Trains Wales. (Indeed, the Monitor almost feels inclined to blame the sneezing stuff for Punorama's own tardiness today.)
Results
Let's start in the guard's van. A bit of a crowd of faredodgers with variants on A-Choo Choo train (Rory Walker, Pete, Pix6, Candace and Pat).
Standing room only for Helen Parry with Snot fare and Nigel Macarthur with Train Services are a-pollen. Double seat for Rob Falconer with Pollen our legs and Pollen station. Sitting opposite is Greg Hoover, who is lucky, with Spore-ient Express.
Remaining nameless is the customer left standing on the platform who didn't get the idea and suggested Train develops rare hayfever condition.
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