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Re: Nationwide for stolen laptop. Surely this seems a bit unfair? I'm fairly confident that I had nothing to do with the theft of the laptop!
Gaspipe, Bradford

Regarding his letter, how exactly does Jake Perks think the name Euan is pronounced? It is "YOO-an" as in Ewan McGregor (despite the different spelling). It's really not that difficult. I hadn't realised mine was such an unsual name until I left school and got a job, only to find that customers regularly called to speak to "Juan". Perhaps there's a wider education role for the ´óÏó´«Ã½'s Pronunciation Unit than its current contrubution to the Monitor?
Euan Thomson, Newcastle, UK

"Janet Jackson and Richard Branson are self-confessed members of the and Ralph Fiennes may have joined them." Sounds like a bit of lurid gossip from Heat magazine.
Kev, London

I like the ´óÏó´«Ã½ pages these days - it's the only place on the web to legitimately find crack, smack, masturbation and the use of the word 'Feck'
Basil Long, Newark, Notts

For Gareth, how about "@ a loss"?
Jacob, Exeter

Did you have to have a quiz about ? Now I can't stop thinking about John Major and Edwina Curry. Where's that CD of the Pink Panther theme tune to take my mind off it?
Martin, Stevenage

Re: Paper Monitor's crush on the Daily Telegraph. Today the paper is advertising "cheap love" - a sale on no-frills flights. Given this is on the day you also ask "is on a plane illegal", is the Telegraph trying to tell you something?
Christina

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Mines a pint, How about you?
Tim Mcmahon, Pennar, Wales

A Babycham please Tim. Are you trying to get MM drunk?

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