Paper Monitor
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Some Friday punning fun with a collection of good and bad headlines from the tabs:
"IT'S PEACE IN OUR CHRISTMAS TIME" - postal strikes truce (Mirror)
"AN INSPECTRE CALLS" - police investigating a murder acted on the advice of a mystic (Mirror)
"CHEQUES FACTOR" - professional singers pay thousands to appear on the X Factor (Mirror)
"MERRY CHRISLESS" - price wars at the supermarkets (Sun)
"BOT A ROTTER" - Conservative MP Sir Nicholas Winterton says he may have slapped a woman's bottom (Mirror)
The Sun also reported on the Winterton story and referred to a "girl MP", Natascha Engel. At what age does a girl become a woman? Ms Engel is 42.