Your Letters
15:46 UK time, Monday, 12 September 2011
How difficult is David Walliams' Thames swim? Twice as difficult as he expected?
Ian Roberts
"Ex-Tory peer Lord Hanningfield freed from jail early" - this bothers me somewhat. How come "everybody was doing it" is considered a mitigating circumstance for Lords stealing £14k, but an aggravating circumstance for oiks stealing water (in a riot).
Andrew, Malvern, UK
Judging by , it seems mum lost the coin toss on who names the baby.
Martin Comer, London UK
"Cats ...have been genetically modified to glow in the dark". Funded, no doubt, by a research charity set up by mice.
Mark, Reading
From being able to see in the dark to being seen in the dark!
K Morrison, Lowestoft
Dear Paper Monitor, Can I just say - with some pride I hasten to add - that I have read your run down of today's press several times now and still haven't got a clue what you're on about.
Howard, London, UK
I've always loved the sound of the wind and there's quite a bit of it about today. But the sound seems to come in two levels a high pitched "shuffing" noise as it blows through the leaves and a much lower pitched rumble. Does anybody know what causes this rumble. It doesn't seem to be linked to the movement of the trees.
Ian, Redditch
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