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Your point being?

ONE THING BOTHERS ME PERRY

Was the attractive woman on her own - again - when you 'bumped into' her Michael? Did you think you do the Crocodile Dundee test? If you were not such a trustworthy source, I would put this down to a 'friend of a friend' story (FOAF).

Michael:

I think that *would* be nice to understand what you are trying to make across....

=Dennis Junior=

Great story!

What do they drink to so delude themselves?

Small wonder that parties pay less and less attention to their conferences.

Good scoop, Mr Crick.

The implication is that as the country sinks beneath a tidal wave of indebtedness all the political class can do is engage in fornication.

Might I hazard the opinion that since they have managed to fornicate the economy quite adequately, the only service the political class can now be expected to render is to fornicate with each other.

My question is that the public is so disgusted with them why do they need rooms and keys except to pad out their expense form? They should follow the dictum in that Beatles' song; `why don't you do it in the road?' At least then they will be looking to engage in some form of economic activity if one is to define the word `business' sufficiently widely, or could one use `commerce' in a similar context?

It will be interesting to see what the moderators make of this?

This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.

It would be a better story if you named names. All these anonymous stories are one of the things that are killing the MSM.

You do not mention, Michael, how you cope with voracious women who accost you in like fashion at the conferences?

I decided to cease attending myself . . . "too many women, so I pushed her away" as the late Screaming Jay Hawkins said of Madonna.

Video of the moment?? :-)

HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE SHARP LADY AND THE DULL HACK? (#10)

Oh dear. I have a feeling Mr Crick might have been led astray by his cockney-rhyming appendage?

Well done Michael, a funny story that shows just what the Tories are like! This makes it your 6th post (out of 8) this month about the Tory Party. I've loved them all. Three have been firmly anti-Tory (well done again!), and the others merely slanted against the Tories (great!). None have been specifically about the Labour government (and why should they have been?). I know some people think you hate the Tories, but I hate them too and I don't see anything wrong in that. I think you're doing a great job. Go on Michael, keep socking it to them!

CraigMorecambe, the joke is on you, especially when the Conservatives trounce Labour at the next election (Super Great!).

So yes, let Mr Crick continue with his pointless blog, all he is doing is ensuring that he will be looking for a new job sometime in the next 8 months.....

A_View_From_France @ 7:53pm on 29 Aug 2009.

I am afraid the joke is very much on you and not CraigMorecambe. I won't go into reasons, but the internet will.

If Chameleon was as sure as some of his ineffable progress to Power he would not chase quite so dishonestly every mean spirited lie he can apply his PR skills to.

You touch on human weaknesses in your blog;

As far as I am aware, Prime Ministers have being exempted from the same thorough ongoing secure checks and monitoring that have been considered necessary for some time for many other senior figures in public life,

but the question I would like to pose on this website is what would happen if say a politician was deliberately compromised while for example on an overseas trip, or perhaps one of our leaders was leading a 'double life' what would the security implications be of this?

Such actions could conceivably come from countries who in most other regards could be considered as 'friendly' but who might want some extra leverage in for example trade negotiations, or even as an extreme example at the other extend of the spectrum want to secure the support of UK forces for a military operation?

Its just a thought, I would be interested in your view on this;

honey traps are one thing' but they are a mite bit more difficult if there are some trained bee keepers on hand;

PS its just an afterthought but do major news outlets like the ´óÏó´«Ã½ have policies on this sort of thing, in case pressure is applied against key journalists and personnel?

A brilliant idea for the future, should an occasion arise, Mr Crick
It was good to see you in such a good mood last night on that Eurostar
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This is all academic to me, Michael.

I've never had an admirer, let alone an unwanted one !

Still, I'll dream on............(sigh)

Actually in Wales the party conferences start with Plaid Cymru who, if you need to be reminded, are in Government in Cardiff.

How about this week's TUC conference, Michael ?

It fulfils your conditions of drunkness, debauchery "et al".

More importantly it fires a shot across the bows of all the party political conferences, so they can throw in some vapid promises to try to appease the workers.

If only all parliamentarians had to spend some time as one of "the workers" and join HM forces for front line duties, we might start getting some novel and sincere direction from Westminster.