And the winner is ...
Ok, it's not a competition. I posted on a great T-shirt which John Toal saw in Belfast ("I BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE") and you've been suggesting other, suitably philosophical, legends emblazoned on the said garment. If this was a competition, the winner would be Samuel Be, who suggested some terrific religious T-shirt legends. Let me know if you come across one of these this summer.
CATHOLIC:
Father forgive me for this T-shirt.
PRESBYTERIAN:
Calvin rocks my world.
METHODIST:
Oh for a thousand T-shirts.
BUDDHIST:
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
BAPTIST:
I totally immerse this T-shirt every day.
Pentecostal:
Hands up if you love my T-shirt.
HUMANIST:
No-one designed this T-shirt.
Comments
William,
You're looking very tanned in the photo...although the belt is a mistake.
You have been very quiet about the crisis of trust that the ´óÏó´«Ã½ is facing ... anything you would like to confess...?
i LIKE THE BELT ACTUALLY.
The line given to the Humanist is inaccurate. Humanists have no problem with people designing things, including teeshirts, so to claim that no-one designed it has no ironic connection to Humanism.
"None of the following traditional deities designed this tee-shirt: Zeus, Thor, Jehovah, Krishna, Mohammed, Jesus, George Best,...." would be more appropriate, though it would require a Stephen Nolan size tee-shirt to carry it.
Flower Power
Total Depravity
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement
Irresistible Grace
Perseverance of the Saints
Here’s a T-Shirt for and here’s another for all my .
Les,
You humanists have a great sense of humour. I'm falling all over the floor here!
Great evolution T shirt: shows a fish with Darwin written inside it, instead of IXTHUS.