Disabled man takes police car
Lady Bracknell does not condone theft. And she can't help but think that, when you've got an identifying feature as significant and permanent as a wheelchair, after you've been arrested could be taken to imply that long-term planning is possibly not your strongest suit.
However, Lady Bracknell can't help but be amused by the cops' assumption that, if you cuff a wheelie and then sling his chair in the boot, you've effectively immobilised him and it's completely safe to leave him in your own car unsupervised while you go and search his vehicle for evidence of more misgotten power tools. Not a mistake they'll be making again in a hurry . . .
The best bit, though, is that !
Comments
y do you get a job like this it is a good job but do you haf to be healthy because i see fat police officers on the strett and they are verry fat and they cant keep up wid me so you need some fit police officers on your foce and then you wont no were to go in the car so you need a new job.