The PM newsletter - posted here because it may never reach you.
Lord Coe is on the television wearing a hard hat. It's that sort of day.
Here in the PM office we are all sick. That's right, it's our annual bout of Oscar fever. Most of tonight's programme will be dedicated to the Oscar nominations, which are seen by industry insiders as a guide to who might win an Oscar. Wall to wall coverage, with reaction to the noms from LA, London and Basra.
We're trying to get a member of the Channel 4 board to talk to us. I won't be talking to them - I talk to the bored every night. We'll be back on a certain beach, and we've a report on free newspapers - one council is rather unhappy with them.
All that plus your chance to adopt a child - in PM, at 5.
I tell you what Eric, if you do wear the lipstick and manage to entertain the bored, we'll nominate you for The People's Choice Oscar, eh?
What are you going to sing? If you're looking for ideas, I suggest "Pretty Vacant".
Oh dear, Eddie, is Lord Coe anticipating a hard time from you? And who is this Oscar chap? Can I be nominated by him? And what is the connection with wallpaper?
When you say you talk to the bored every evening, are you referring to your listeners? If they were bored, would they listen? Or are you referring to other Boards?
And are you coming the the Blog Beach to help us to scavenge for good manners and attention to the laws of the land? Or are you trying to get some free make up for your appearance in Higham Downs?
Does this council disapprove of your newsletter, it being free? Will they boycott you (and, thereby, us)?
Oh, and finally, Eddie, if I were to take up you offer of adopting a child, could you provide advice on what is now fashionable in this sphere? I wouldn't want to make the wrong choice, you know.
And, after all, this is all on a Public Broadcasting Station.
Thanks, Eddie, I'll listen in.
Why are Oscar nominations so important? I can't think of anything more boring than hearing about a bunch of largely talentless self-obsessed millionaires, 5500 miles away, being handed a golden naked bloke with alopecia.
Oh wait, yes I can: listening about the Big Brother 'scandal' where ill-educated yobs prove to be exactly that.
You're not putting Marc up for adoption already are you?
THE NEWSLETTER HAS ARRIVED! (How did THAT happen?)
"Oscar nominations, which are seen by industry insiders as a guide to who might win an Oscar"
Love the oxymoron-ism of it!
Like saying that marriage is the only cause of divorce, since statistically 100% of all divorces begin with marriage...
The noble Lord was on 'Today' this morning. Obviously put the hard hat on for that interview and forgot to take it off.
All sick? Of Celebrity Big Brother stories?
I can forecast any potential response from the Ch4 board member. 'Nothing to do with us Guv'nor'. They dare not slay the sacred cow, because of the Moo-lah it brings into the channel. Money talks, responsibility walks.
I'm unhappy with free newspapers. We get two a week rammed half-way through the door. If we're not in to remove them it broadcasts the fact that the house is unoccupied to any potential burglar out there. If it's raining then they channel rainwater through the letterbox. They are full of rubbish, which includes the local news. Might as well get the delivery kid to take them straight around to the local Recycling Centre and cut out the middle-man.
Si.
OMG the email arrived!!!!
Congratulations.
Re free newspapers. I am fed up with having the two London freebies constantly thrust at me as I walk around the City of London. Total waste of paper and print as far as I am concerned.
And as for those scavengers on the Dorset beach - I think that just shows what a sad materialistic society we have become. They've no use for these things but they'll steal them and try to sell them - and then complain bitterly when they get caught and prosecuted! Ha! How would they like it if we all came around to their garage while they were on holiday, broke in and started leaving with their stuff on the grounds that it was just lying around?
Hooray - have received the newsletter in my inbox... and all before 5pm!
It reached Derbyshire in less than an hour. That's only slightly slower than the delay we get on Satellite compared to Terrestrial. Something is clearly working - just in time for a new system!
What's Lord Coe up to then? Digging up people's 100-year-old allotments to make way for a very temporary path leading to an Olympic venue?
Angry Cat...
12.58 in Sussex. Which is nearer to the ´óÏó´«Ã½ Newscentre than Derbyshire. Okay, I know it doesn't work that way ....
SSC (9)
Angry tin cat...your'e right...what a silly little sebastian he is.
Gottit!
This beach thing seems to be catching on, doesn't it? Except that when I was last on Ther Beach there were no 1200cc bikes lying around - but no police, either. And on that other beach, a distinct lack of camels.
But, Eric, I must pick a nit with you. We, at any rate, we froggers, we're not bored. Mostly.
Chrissie the Trekkie (6) I totally agree with you. They're not only lifting items off the beach, they're battering the containers open to get more loot. I heard a woman on Today who has lost her entire house contents, which were in one of the containers. The police were far too slow in securing the area.
Gillian (13):
I don't think we should criticise the police in this case. I think all the criticism should be directed at the greedy and unscrupulous thieves who are not only breaking the law - and it's been explained on most of the media that this *is* against the law - but are creating an environmental problem to rival the oil leakage from the ship.
And yes, I said thieves. Not "beachcombers", not "salvagers", not "scavengers", but thieves. I think that has to be made very clear.
...I'm very angry today, aren't I?
SSC (14) Yes you are....what did I say?! You've got me quaking in my boots! I know they're thieves....I didn't say they weren't! Oh dear, I need to lie down on the beach....oh, no.....bad word!
Ooh, Gillian, I didn't mean to sound like I was getting at you!
It's the media who seem to love playing up this "Whiskey Galore" image of cheeky locals confounding the big, bad authority figures, rather than simply saying, "Today several several hundred people were observed committing acts of theft on a Devon beach."
I'm not for a moment angry at you, nor do I think I could be at any Frogger.
I *am* angry at those people who think it's their right to get something for nothing.
I *am* angry at the media for not doing enough to condemn this lawbreaking and portraying it as a bit of naughty fun.
I *am* angry at the Olympic people for - as I say in another thread - bulldozing a set of allotments that have given boundless pleasure to Londoners for over a hundred years, just to build a path and some transient buildings for one month in 2012.
I *am* angry at the Olympics (again) for sucking up so much lottery money that grants for projects around the country are being curtailed just so that London can have a month of sport in five years or so.
Sorry for ranting everyone, but sometimes the self-interest of certain parts of the human race just makes me really depressed.
A little creamy milk for you, SSCat, and a gentle stroke. There, there, remember, there may be badness out there but there is goodness too. Hug, x.
I'm with the Cat! Puss for PM!
xx
ed
Steady on Stainless; you'll burst something venting all that anger. I've heard that stroking pets is a very good way of relieving stress, but you may not wish to go down that route as the report said that dogs were better than cats.
I must admit to feeling rather sorry for the innocent residents of Branscombe who have had their village invaded by the marauding hoards - that is hoards of thieves, police and press; a most unwelcome mix!
If you would like to take a trip to the frog beach later (I hear it is blissfully unadorned with ransacked contaianers) I'll make sure there's something alcoholic put aside for you.
Mark
Couldn't agree more with Stainless - the Devon beach scenes are quite appalling and an indictment of a sector of today's society. And I don't, in this instance, care at all if I sound like Disgusted from Tunbridge Wells.
I'm quite sure this behaviour would have occurred ten, twenty, thirty, or however many years ago - it is the baser side of human nature, after all, which will always be there - but the difference is, as others have suggested, that the media in times gone by would have called a spade a spade - it is theft, barefaced theft.
Aperitif:
Purrrrrr!
I've calmed down a bit now, hearing just now about the "damp squid" cheered me up!
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--George Monbiot
Apparently lots of goodies have been snaffled by organised sales folk, otherwise known as thieves? If the insurers don't pay out, the rightful owners will recover the money by raising their margins on their other stock, and the large scale looters will affect us all including themselves.
Ed (18) - it took me a few seconds to realise that that wasn't about the HOUSE of Commons...