Song: A night with The Hoff
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Who wouldn't want to be me
With my garden gnome family
And the mid-week lottery
Oh, Becky and Chappers
And The One That Doesn't Speak
And everyone from Newsbeat
O M actual G
I'm walking Stupid Street again
5 Million listeners
Hawaii Chair and a Mambo Twister
I'd sell it all on Becky's Classifieds
For a night with the Hoff
I've been to Barry Island
I've been in the Livestock Lounge
What are those old people on about?
I've got celebrity friends
Like Flo-Rida and Wing
And even Y-vette Fielding
O M actual G
They canceled Badly Bleeped TV
Chappers with the sport
The posh lady from Radio 4
I'd sell it all on Becky's Classifieds
For a night with the Hoff
White teeth and a permatan
All the people watching Scott-Cam
I'd sell it all on Becky's Classifieds
For a night with the Hoff
I left the pub
And I forgot to say goodbye again
I was too busy playing with my fish pen
It's Only Bley Friday!!
Blur DJ and my big moonface
John Saltage and the Honesty Game
I'd sell it all on Becky's Classifieds
For a night with the Hoff
In the loo, bumping into Piers
Floor Fillers and the Wonder Years
I'd sell it all on Becky's Classifieds
For a night with the Hoff
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