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England sing new, improved song

Graeme Swann | 06:31 UK time, Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Scroll down to read my answers to your questions

It was plainly obvious to anyone watching how much the victory meant to us, and the mood in the England camp has been brilliant since.

We received a lot of criticism after – some of it just and some of it unjust – but the guys have been busting a gut since we’ve got over here and it was nice to answer the critics in the best possible way.

It needed to happen, of course. We had to step up after Hamilton and, bearing in mind England hadn’t won a Test away from home for so long, it was crucial we went out, played as we know we can, and hammered it home, which we did.

We were helped, I think, by losing the toss. As Michael Vaughan and Mr Moores have said we probably would have bowled first, but by looking at the Kiwis’ approach,

There has been some talk that the pitch was not what New Zealand might have wanted. But even though it was a more English pitch in many ways, it’s the same for both sides at the end of the day.

Watching one of my best mates out here, James Anderson (right), win the match for us was a real joy

James Anderson, in particular, kept a firm eye on the New Zealand attack - and it was a conscious effort of his and all our bowlers to pitch it up, give it a chance to swing, and it paid dividends.

Of course, Jimmy and Stuart Broad got their chance after , and you have to say it was a brave decision from the selectors that was ultimately justified. The proof was in the pudding, as they say.

Jimmy was magnificent in the first innings and, along with Ryan Sidebottom, bowled brilliantly throughout. Stuart Broad, meanwhile, showed just how much potential he has and played a brilliant supporting role.

So, all in all, while not the perfect performance, it was fantastic to see all the things we have been sweating our guts over in practice come to fruition and the players certainly deserved to enjoy it.

We had a few beers in the dressing room after the match and then met up in the evening for a bit of a St Patrick’s Day victory celebration. Inevitably, it ended in a bit of a sing-song after Vaughany had ordered me to get the guitar out and we all cracked out a few tunes.

Ryan Sidebottom was leading the singing even though, despite being Roger Daltrey’s twin, he doesn’t like guitar music, while Tim Ambrose also came to the party – he’s better than Eric Clapton on the guitar, seriously.

The spirit and camaraderie was top as the players, wives, girlfriends and coaches all revelled in the win together and, although I would obviously much rather have been out there on the pitch with the boys, we are all out here together and win as a squad and lose as a squad, so it wasn’t hard for me to join in the celebrations.

In fact, having watched my best mates out here in Sid and Jimmy win the match for us, I took it as my solemn responsibility to get involved and ensure the boys were able to enjoy the celebrations to the fullest!

Despite appearances, I've been working my tail off in the nets and would love to be involved in the final Test

Now we are in with a very real chance of winning the series and already we are focused on Napier and the third Test.

I would imagine the wicket will be similar to Hamilton, although when we played the one-dayer there it was very hard and flat, but whatever the surface we are confident we can come away with a win.

We still haven’t seen the best from this side and it is an exciting time to be involved so, if we can play as we can in Napier, we know we will win the series and set up a celebration twice as big as the one we enjoyed in Wellington.


Thanks again for your comments and questions. I’ve tried to answer as many as possible.

Graeme, are you looking forward to going with Jimmy Anderson to watch the Toon play Burnley in the Championship next season? (Ceci Masters)
Yep, I’m looking forward to watching that match just after seeing Sunderland lose to Grimsby or the like…

If you had a virtual reality machine which was able to put you in any place or situation (real or fictional), what would it be? (James Batty)
Standing on the 18th tee at Augusta, one shot ahead of Woods with the driver in my hand. And a gaggle of screaming lovelies cheering me on. Lovely.

If you could choose anyone - male or female, alive or dead - to be the ruler of the world, who would it be? You can't choose yourself. – (Joshua)
I’d bring back Bill Clinton. I thought he got a hard press at the end of his reign – I love him. If you can’t have a president of the USA with an IQ over 50, you might as well have one that’s good with the ladies, I reckon.

When bowling, do you hold more with an anti-essentialist ontology and consequent epistemological theoretical base as set out by Foucault and others in the postmodern school, or do your sympathies lie more with the reconfiguration of the enlightenment project, seeking a new rebirth of human value systems and forms, as set out most notably by Jurggen Habermas in his theory of ideal communication and beyond. (Paul in Lancs)
I’d say definitely the former. And I also like Star Trek.

What did you guys say to Broady, Cooky and Jimmy after they participated in that Cosmopolitan photoshoot? Did the lads (including you) give them a hard time? (Jayaru)
(Alastair Cook, Stuart Broad and James Anderson posed naked – with bats covering their particulars – for a cancer awareness shoot with Cosmopolitan magazine)
It's fair to say it has been mentioned! I was there on the day of the shoot and it was hilarious. For four hours before, I’ve never seen three grown men more scared in all my life, it was like they were about to go over the top from the trenches or something. In fact, just before they went on, Cookie and Broady were heard debating the benefits of doing 20 quick press-ups to get the biceps bulging. I can also testify that they all definitely asked if they could be air-brushed to make them look more 'buff'…

Other than yourself, obviously, who are the big pranksters on this tour now guys like Flintoff and Gough aren't around? (Steve)
Ian Bell, without a doubt, if there’s ever a kipper in your pads, sandwich under your pillow or something’s gone missing, you always turn to Belly first.

Who in the squad gets the most girls? (Molly)
Everyone is happily married or with girlfriends. But I’d say the most popular one would otherwise be Alastair Cook, firstly because he looks like Danny Larusso out of the Karate Kid and secondly those eyes – you could get lost swimming in those I tell you…

Why have you not accepted me as a friend on Facebook yet? (Ed, California)
I have a team of dedicated people who look after my Facebook profile and you have to pass a very stringent test to make it as one of my friends. You have to either be an old school friend, an actual friend… or a hot single female. Actually, the missus will read this, I don’t mean that last one…

Anyway, don't forget to keep your questions coming, as always I'll answer a selection in my next column.

Cheers,
Graeme

Graeme Swann was talking to Sam Lyon

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  • 1.
  • At 07:48 AM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Dave wrote:

Perhaps paul in lancs should get back to his first year Philosophy homework and stop trying to look cleaver.

  • 2.
  • At 08:27 AM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Jeremy wrote:

Hi Graeme, how have you enjoyed touring NZ so far? Where has been your favourite spot so far and what has been the off field highlight for you on this tour?
(Jeremy, NZ)

  • 3.
  • At 08:45 AM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Arthur J wrote:

Paul in Lancs - it was all going well until you forgot the question mark at the end, thus revealing your true level (of US Presidential style) intelligence. That is to say, not great. I should also point out to Graeme that Bill Clinton is famous for having a 'massive' IQ...

  • 4.
  • At 09:37 AM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Glyn Whiting wrote:

Can anyone be taken seriously when they reckon Tim Ambrose is a better guitar player than Eric Clapton ? Just as well you don't pick the batting lineup Graham !

  • 5.
  • At 09:56 AM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Peter wrote:

Nice to see the England team warming down with a bit of footy (Anderson's ankle injury at Wellington notwithstanding). Who is the best footy player in the team?

  • 6.
  • At 10:52 AM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Anoop.SK wrote:

Regarding standing on the 18th tee at Augusta, I would believe that, but I do not dare to believe even in my wildest dreams that you will be one shot ahead of the prowling Tiger. Which other sporting event you like the most?

  • 7.
  • At 12:01 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Pete wrote:

Seriously, do you really think Sunderland will go down with the Newcastle?

Congratulations on the win though, it was good to see the bouncebackability was so comprehensive. But surely work needs to be done in the field. Catches win matches (or at least, wins them in an even better manner)

  • 8.
  • At 12:03 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • stephen, durham wrote:

without giving the opposition help, what are your bowling variations?
do have the doosra or are planning to develop one. and if not why not?
nufc.....are very worrying situation.

  • 9.
  • At 12:11 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Antony wrote:

Can you talk us through your 4 overthrows at Wellington?

  • 10.
  • At 01:00 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Jamie wrote:

Does Graeme actually write this blog or does he just talk to Sam Lyon without scribing? In that case its not a blog is it? It's Sam Lyon interviewing Graeme Swann on a regular basis. Didn't Justin Langer write all his columns on the Beeb? Thats the type of journalism I'd much prefer to read. Sam, tell Graeme to pull his spinning finger out...

  • 11.
  • At 01:23 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Ben wrote:

"Perhaps paul in lancs should get back to his first year Philosophy homework and stop trying to look cleaver"

Or even clever, god-damn students for bettering themselves

  • 12.
  • At 01:25 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Tom wrote:

Which do you prefer most: The Southbank, Larwood or TBI?? Plus, do you talk to Ready much whilst you're away on tour?

  • 13.
  • At 01:26 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Ben wrote:

"Perhaps paul in lancs should get back to his first year Philosophy homework and stop trying to look cleaver"

Or even clever, god-damn students for bettering themselves

  • 14.
  • At 01:28 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Ben wrote:

"Perhaps paul in lancs should get back to his first year Philosophy homework and stop trying to look cleaver"

Or even clever, God-damn students for bettering themselves

  • 15.
  • At 01:36 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • bill wrote:

Its nice to answer the critics in the best possible way------------------ this line sums up what is wrong with english cricket

  • 16.
  • At 01:43 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Paterson Paterson wrote:

Swanny old boy. Paterson Paterson here. Hope you enjoying NZ. Been watching a bit of the cricket and just wanted to say congrats on making back into the England set up. Oh, and those 4 overthrows. Hilarious. See you soon matey.

  • 17.
  • At 02:38 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Keith from Cheltenham wrote:

So, Tim Ambrose is a better guitarist than Eric Clapton eh?
Judging by that stumping he missed in the 2nd test v New Zealand he's earned the 'Slow Hand' nickname aleady!

  • 18.
  • At 02:39 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • james wrote:

haha yes. talk us through the 4 overthows

  • 19.
  • At 02:56 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Hana wrote:

Loving your work lol. My question is if you were the head of an IPL team, which 3 players from world cricket would you most want in your team? And which one player would you try to outbid everyone else for?

PS-- 'Mr Moores'?... lol!

  • 20.
  • At 02:58 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Colonel Mustard wrote:

RE: Dave, i'm taking a wild guess at that fact you are using severe amounts of sarcasm when writing "cleaver" as opposed to clever?

  • 21.
  • At 03:02 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Hana wrote:

Loving your work lol. My question is if you were the head of an IPL team, which 3 players from world cricket would you most want in your team? And which one player would you try to outbid everyone else for?

PS-- 'Mr Moores'?... lol!

  • 22.
  • At 03:25 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Hana wrote:

Loving your work lol. My question is if you were the head of an IPL team, which 3 players from world cricket would you most want in your team? And which one player would you try to outbid everyone else for?

PS-- 'Mr Moores'?... lol!

  • 23.
  • At 03:37 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Mark wrote:

Just wondering what you have made of the uproar surrounding the IPL and ICL - could you envisage yourself playing in one of these leagues? and how do you see it impacting on county cricket?

  • 24.
  • At 05:14 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • simon cleever wrote:

yo swanny pal, how come ur nt calling your buddy mooresey anymore. mr moores lol!!!! pathetic

  • 25.
  • At 05:48 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Samantha F wrote:

Who would you say the stupidist person on the team is?

  • 26.
  • At 07:15 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Sarah, B wrote:

In the spirit of Soccer AM's (sorry Beeb!) teammates segment ... who's the longest in the shower? ;)

  • 27.
  • At 08:51 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Rob Whittle wrote:

Grahame, You should be getting ready for a call up as second spinner for Napier, IMO

  • 28.
  • At 10:05 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Mark Higgins wrote:

Wasn't Foucault the one who came up with the idea of the panopticon? If I remember rightly it was a prison without walls or doors or something like that. If I'm right, then it at least would had have the one virtue of never being full - a home secretary's dream!

Anyhow, why aren't you chaps calling Peter Moores 'Sir'?

  • 29.
  • At 11:45 PM on 19 Mar 2008,
  • Rupert Good wrote:

No Mark, Jeremy Bentham thought up the panopticon. Foucault is the one with a famous pendulum.

I'm loving these insights into English cricket, but am disappointed that you didn't go out celebrating with the Barmy Army. Don't you like the singing, or did you think you wouldn't be able to keep up?

  • 30.
  • At 01:34 AM on 20 Mar 2008,
  • Greeny wrote:

Swanny, my Uni team needs a coach and team manager for our Summer fixtures, fancy it? We always go out after if you want to join us there as well...

Rupert Good: Paul in Lancs was talking about Michael Foucault, the philosopher, who had a special interest in penal instititions. He didn't invent the panopticon (you're right, it was Bentham), but he did cover similar ideas. You're thinking of the physicist Leon Foucault, whose eponymous pendulum was used to investigate the rotation of the earth.

But let's leave such banal fripperies to readers of Heat magazine, and get down to important matters. Graeme, do you prefer your peanut butter crunchy or smooth?

  • 32.
  • At 12:50 PM on 20 Mar 2008,
  • Jackie wrote:

Interesting to read your comments on most fancied guy, Graeme.
Not sure blokes always understand these things.
Ian Bell has stirred some hearts on account of his elegant graceful batting judging by some female comments on the web.

  • 33.
  • At 01:02 PM on 20 Mar 2008,
  • stu forster wrote:

alreet surn?,divin't kna if ye saw the toon at brum on the tele ower yonder but King Kev's coming up with some strange uns mind, howkin Martins off when he was the best player on the pitch and tellin wi that Geremi had a class game....he was as bad as colly is at the oval bal game..regards to the big fella and hope you get to tarn yer arm ower in the last test...or bring on some canny pop when it gets hot for the lads....gan on

  • 34.
  • At 01:11 PM on 20 Mar 2008,
  • Zack wrote:

Graeme, I would like to ask a question about who is the best left arm fast bowler in your point of view in both forms of cricket including retired / semi retired and currently playing players

  • 35.
  • At 01:21 PM on 20 Mar 2008,
  • Alex T wrote:

Living in Holland, even an Brit can feel compassion for Associate Members' performances on the international scene. Now the World Cup will only be open to 4, rather than 6 qualifiers, there's going to be less of an opportunity for them to play with/against the best in the world.
Disregarding the over-booked schedule, wouldn't you agree that the likes of Holland would be better served if they played the Full Members more often?
(Besides, we always enjoy it when Full Members come to play here!)

  • 36.
  • At 07:51 PM on 20 Mar 2008,
  • sarah wrote:

who is the most romantic member of the squad and who is the least?

  • 37.
  • At 09:19 PM on 20 Mar 2008,
  • Josh wrote:

Hey, Graeme. Where are your favourite places to tour and which place are you still looking forward to touring?

  • 38.
  • At 09:06 PM on 22 Mar 2008,
  • Kerry wrote:

Hey Swanny

Who's got the worst habit(s) out of all the lads in the team? What is it/ what are they?

LOL :o)

  • 39.
  • At 11:57 PM on 22 Mar 2008,
  • Alex wrote:

What was the original thinking behind putting a kipper in someone's pads?! or a sandwich under a pillow...?

  • 40.
  • At 03:31 PM on 24 Mar 2008,
  • Craig wrote:

Hi Graeme,whilst on tour or for county do you play on any consoles? for example playstations and x-box. If yes who is the best?

  • 41.
  • At 04:47 PM on 26 Mar 2008,
  • annie wrote:

hi
if the squad were to have an awards ceremony of some sort, who would win the following titles
Most comical
Most vain
Most outrageous
Most likely to win the lottery and lost the ticket

  • 42.
  • At 07:05 PM on 26 Mar 2008,
  • Imi wrote:

Hi Graeme,
Can you please confirm if Stuart Broad has insecurities about his legs? I noticed he is always in tracksuit bottoms, even in the unbearable heat of Sri Lanka.

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