大象传媒

@1. Peace! Too much to expect?
@2. Wait! Make sure you get his Swiss bank account first.
@3. He looks happy with his new passcard.
@4. Not all sectors of business have been suffering the same crisis of late.
@5. Asylum! Too much to expect?

Robin,

Is this the 麓Henkers mahlzeit麓?

Kane

--I read them differently.

@ 1. The next freedom fighter.
@ 2. Could we change the ammunition ?
@ 3. He looks like a fellow we could do business with.
@ 4. They are behind you !
@ 5. Easily adaptable -- for our own purposes --if not copyrighted.
.

Kane

--- a brilliant idea (revisited)



I once saw a copy from the early 50麓s and they had a section called 麓bullets麓. They were sketches and the readers could win a prize for sending in the best caption they thought fitted the sketch.

ROBIN --- Could you re-start the tradition --or is it now too dangerous ?

--- the mods would love it !

second try.

@1. The photo cost him 2 sweets -- what did the 大象传媒 pay for it ?
@ 2. -- It麓s pointed at our direction !
@ 3. He dont look like a looser !
@ 4. Those wars I like --not an enemy in sight !
@ 5. Open sesame !

#3 quietoaktree

@2. We,ve got no balls, so we,re firing Gadaffi instead.

#5 quietoaktree

@1. "How many parents have you lost so far little girl?"

Kane

--all of them on one posting please !

Kane-- 3rd try.

@1. --- a diversionary tactic, he paid 2 sweets to photograph a stolen car.
@2.-- suits the on-going circus
@3. He just got a marriage proposal.
@4. I suppose the sharp end is the front ?
@5. Samson麓s hair grew back.

#9 quietoaktree

@1. "Would you like to take part in a 大象传媒 opinion poll?"
@2. Translation for those that cant read the Arabic. (Sarkozy you despot).
@3. He obviously hasnt read Bin Ladens life story.
@4. Brand new, never used, 4 very careful owners.
@5. Libya! Split down the middle.

1. Next stop, I鈥檓 pushing her out.
2. Happy Trails!
3. Introducing Whole Earth Provision鈥檚 Attire for Men.
4. Dang it. I was so excited, I forgot everything he told me.
5. Athenot, warrior brother in Travolta鈥檚 suit, says: 鈥淲hat happened to Zeus?!鈥�

No wait:

1. When we're moving again, I'm pushing her out.

(When I was her age, I travelled entirely too much in a station wagon filled with 6 people.)

4th try.

@ 1. My flirting even melts foreigners.
@ 2. --Sorry, forbidden to send you munitions --would you accept OUR politicians instead ?
@ 3. He bit the dust !
@ 4. I hear you Americans have a bridge to nowhere ?
@ 5. -- It麓s easier with a zipper !

Another go:

The Libyan Revolution in Pictures 1-5.

1. The youngsters started a revolution.

2. Look, it鈥檚 your country鈥檚 arm that is sending you鈥�.

3. The thrill of an act of independence!

4. Lessons in weaponry.

5. The dictator鈥檚 biggest headache: 鈥淲hy can鈥檛 I just yell, 鈥楽top it!鈥� ?鈥�

Robin Lustig is beautifully clearly spoken for which I am grateful as I am deaf but with both my hearing aids I can follow what he says.
Thank you Radio 4 for giving us Robin.