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Melchett has information that a German spy is at work at the hospital, and he asks Blackadder to "smoke the bugger out".

Blackadder enjoys his time at the hospital immensely, seeing a lot of Nurse Mary, "almost all of her, in fact." He exposes her as the spy and she is sent out to face the firing squad. Oddly, Mary wasn't the spy, and nor was Smith - it was George, who spent his stay in hospital writing jolly informative letters to his Uncle Hermann in Munich.

				Melchett: 'If there's one thing I've learnt in the army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh!'
				Blackadder to George: 'Somewhere outside Saffron Walden there's an uncle who is seven feet tall with no chin and an Adam's apple that makes him look as if he's constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.'
				Melchett: 'If you come back with the information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.'

				Blackadder's succinct summary of British battle plans: 'to continue with total slaughter until everybody's dead except Field Marshall Haig and Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan.'

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			George receives a small food parcel from his in-bred family: '...a potted turkey, a cow in jelly, three tinned sheep, and twelve hundred chocolates.'
			Blackadder: 'I lost closer friends than "darling Georgie" the last time I was deloused.'