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 Crowning
Glory - Wigs of Distinction -
Three Men, A Woman And A Baby (1991)
Del's Spiel: It's the fashion of the big
stars, Jane Fonda, Sophia Loren, Anita Dobson, even
Trig,
they're all wearing 'em.
The
Real Deal: Being mens' syrups, they're more like
the Jean Shrimpton style or the Urchin look or if you're
Cassandra,
the 'pet rat look'.
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 Ladies
Electrical Razors - Dates
(1988)
Del's Spiel: Del
actually succeeds in selling these and making a good
profit.
The
Real Deal: After successfully selling 200 of them
Rodney says
'You'd never guess there was that much hair about, would
you?'
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Radical
Hair-Dryers - Modern
Men (1996)
Del's Spiel: Brand new, radically designed
hair-dryers. 'They retail at sixty nine pounds ninety
nine in Regent Street, it's yours for fifteen nicker.
Comes complete with a volumiser.'
The
Real Deal: This will send any user straight to casualty.
They happen to be electric paint strippers, guaranteed
to burn any forehead, as Mike
found out.
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Inframax
Massagers - The
Frog's Legacy (1987)
Del's Spiel: Don't struggle to the quack's
with back-ache, neck-ache, ear-ache or any other ache!
Allow the Inframax Massager to emit deep infra-red rays
right to the muscles.
The
Real Deal: Albert's
act of Old Father Time turning into Wayne Sleep didn't
encourage sales.
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Hair
conditioner - Julia Baron, Nottingham
(Hooky Street Winner!)
Del's Spiel: Stuck with how to improve that
lacklustre shine in your hair? Try Trotters Pukka Aloe
Vera Hair Conditioner.
The
Real Deal: The content was accidentally swopped
with white PVA glue, it will certainly dry with a hard
glossy finish and the only brush you'll get through
it is a 'pasting' one!
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